matthew

he/they | 23 | bisexual | ND be advised that i am in fact just a lil guy (actual height notwithstanding) | for horny posts, see @LegitimateCherry

[outofcontextgarf]

[legitcherrypit]

[bread-and-roses-too]

Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".

The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?

[legitcherrypit]

i always imagined stampedes would play a bigger role in my adult life 🤔

[wolf-paws]

oh. when i asked how big you were and you said "8 inches" i assumed you were just lying about having a huge cock or something. no no im not disappointed. the doll thing is cute. why would i back out of our date now. yeah you can ride in the front pocket of my pinnafore for the trip back to my place, of course :)

[dorothylarouge]

[legitcherrypit]

ok so confession time. one time, when i was a wee lad, my older sister (12 years my senior) borrowed my tablet to watch movies on her flight. without any warning or pulling me aside, she blurted out "WHY DOES YOUR APP STORE SEARCH HISTORY SAY 'SEX SLAVE' ?" loud enough for my whole family to hear.

i think she thought i was looking for a virtual sex slave and wanted to nip that in the bud? but i was just trying to find an app where i could rp as one myself 😞

[romanceyourdemons]

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

[ace-trainer-alice]

Ugh. Alright. I'm sorry I trapped you in an illusion for a subjective century during which I forced you to live countless lifetimes in countless bodies until your ego was submerged under the weight of experience and you forgot who you really are and were subsumed. And then when you got out I'm really sorry that I made you my servant and had you slice fruit for me and act like a footstool until it wore off. It was a bit of a dick move, yes.

[teathattast]

[feefal]

Sentient water

[tiffycat]

An observation

[samijen]

visitors

[gobloggirl]

[cryptotheism]

I want to play... [sword explodes into black fire] ...with my toys

[mycoil]

woah thats awesome, i will try it [your couch explodes into black fire] .. haha still a beginner my bad [your tasteful side table explodes into black fire] i dont know if i can control this kind of power [your rug explodes into black fire]

[cryptotheism]

haha whee [we are throwing dark scouring flame at each other cutely] yay!!

[boxofdoom]

no one plays off-putting women like ally beardsley. canvassing at the steelworkers union kristen applebees. posting anonymous nudes to reddit margaret encino. it smells like pussy in here olethra macleod. caved and ate my husband quinn wedbush.

[notkatniss]

if I had become stupid famous in the span of a calendar month I would also use my powers to get on late night tv and bark at hosts to get on their knees. while also reminding everyone my arch is nasty and my ass is fat. that’s a star

[redstonedust]

forgetfulness is wild because sometimes its "oops silly me i left the house without my wallet again" and sometimes its "my friend is trying to reminisce on a thing we did together and the fact its jogging nothing in my brain is genuinely kind of distressing"