Never Stop, Never Surrender

[marisatomay]

all of human history and language has led us to this exact moment. holy shit.

[shabbosgay]

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

[threeamserif]

This is what uni is like ngl

[they-call-me-hippie]

Audio transcript:

[The Skyrim soundtrack plays over the background of the entire video]

Blond person with glasses: “Have you seen the new assignments on Blackboard? Our professors are trying to kill us!”

Person with brown stubble: “Have you seen Jessica’s alcohol stash? It is incredible!”

Person in striped hoodie: “Welcome, stranger! Have a delicious meal!”

Person walking from elevator: “The lines at the cafeterias were unbelievable!”

Person bumping into bucket: “So which frat are you rushing?”

End transcript.

[villenelle]

two idiots in love on a bus 💙

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[toastbutteregg]

[switching-to-glide]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

I would frame that shit and put it over my fireplace and make everyone who came into my home wonder.

[bard-owl]

Run it through some filters first to make it look like a painting and it will probably erase any sign of the ledge.

[1oldbear]

I love it!

[actualaster]

Honestly the quality of the photo already makes it look like a painting--especially as I've seen parking lots that have concrete that just Looks Like That in them

[funnypages]

Same here Hulk. Same.

[the-wolfbats]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[moonflowergayy]

villaneve + not giving a single fuck after shooting daddy k

[dxmerons]

little german boy: und platenpüssen?

perry: *puts his hat on*

little german boy: oh mein gotten! perry ze platenpüssen!!

[aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti]

[gemstone-gynoid]

[yumebfdotcom]

Hotel Transylvania

[hellothepixel]

im sorry the what

[missjukebox8bit]

this one

[koth-harvest-final]

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

[hellothepixel]

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

[missjukebox8bit]

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

[astrathepasta]

I'm sobbing oh my god

[queerlilacroses]

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

[redwyverndht]

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

[official-lucifers-child]

“yeas”

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[piedude]

[abandonrun]

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

[curseofsisyphus]

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

[dono-harm-totonystark]

believe it or not, we liked that more

[meadowkitten]

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

[nevver]

E.R. Comics, Ryan Pequin

[softlyfiercely]

one time my friend had surgery on her hip/knee and we went to visit her in the hospital and she was like “hey guys, check out what i have! it’s this cool button that, when I press it, it gives me more morphine!” and sure enough she had a little tube with one end attached to her IV or whatever and one end with a button on it, and every time she pushed the button it gave her morphine

and she just kept pressing it and pressing it and giggling and getting loopier and loopier, so we went to ask a nurse if that was OK or if she was just going to overdose herself

and the nurse said that the morphine button is on a self timer limit and she had already maxed it out and won’t be able to get more for a few more hours, but she can just press the button as many times as she wants and thanks to her already being on the max dose of morphine she was just placebo effect-ing herself into the fucking stratosphere

it was a great image, my friend over there high as balls like I HAVE UNLIMITED MORPHINE POWER!!!! *press press press press* and the nurse like “nah that button isn’t doing shit but she’s having fun”

[drakontomalloi]

Anonymous photographer - Portrait of Three Women. N.d., 19th century

[theshapeofagua]

we irritating 😂 😂 😂