Hello

HC or don't talk to me

[sakura-haruka]

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[the-fleshcurtains-deactivated20]

watching this physically hurt

[emergentpattern]

[jakes-bootyass]

This is peak comedy

[heytinafey]

[greeneyesguise]

an american TREASURE.

[brbjellyfishing]

Ok I’m at this random museum and I see this painting from 2003 and I swear it’s Gavin?? Did this painting predict the meme future???

[mofmans]

i don’t get why STEM and humanities people throw shade at each other when we should all be targeting the finance/business students

[stolentweets]

[snoden-deactivated20150621]

*is in hell*

[george-cumby]

me: it’s hot satan: it’s the heat

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

[disillusionedthings-deactivated]

“Death Looking into the Window of One Dying”, ca.1900, Jaroslav Panuška

[woodmeat]

hate to think that when im taking my last breaths dakota fanning is outside making it clap

[punkkidmakingpizzas]

“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”

[racefaker]

This is how lesbian arguments usually play out

[the-lemon-is-in-play]

#‘you’re not in trouble you’re my wife’ just cleared my skin and watered my crops and murdered woody allen  

[tmholland]

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.

[krabby-kronicle]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 23, 1924

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 7, 1924

[slothgender-backup]

1920s shitposting

[saturnalia-and-chill-deactivate]

I just realized something horrifying

People with depression score higher on tests of realism. Intelligence is positively correlated with mental illness and suicide. What this indicates is that if the mind understands too much about reality, it wants to destroy itself. Human life is existential horror. 

[loverscard-deactivated20171227]

this is so fake deep like i’m dumb as shit and still wanna die

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 

[woodrider]

[gonegirl2012-blog]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

it’s both