JuiceBox

Your favorite hometown failure. I was born to die and damn it if I won't accomplish that one goal.

[impeataburger]

ytp wayne’s and friends’ radio and/or tv: chef waaw

[lejuiceman]

[ultrafacts]

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[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[arielgreenwood]

Every Tyler, the Creator album cover in the style of every other Tyler, the Creator album cover

[spacehunter-m]

shaggy’s got a fucking gun!!!

[sailor-rinn]

as you wish

[rootbeergoddess]

Much better

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

[zmun-deactivated20210618]

My brain riding out the last hour of work

[mcu]

Those weren’t coordinates. They’re safe vectors. Orbital positioning and velocity. You didn’t find her lab on Earth, because it’s not on Earth.

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Gam Gam’s Hot Banana Water

[why-i-love-comics]

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #6 - “Spider-Bite” (2019)

written by Tom Taylor art by Juann Cabal, Nolan Woodard, & Federico Blee

[garrettauthor]

Oh god. Oh fuck.

[rosenrotmoth]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

[catboybreeder]

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

[seleneofthejungle]

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a – Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys. Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys! Dumbledore:

[surlydruid]

Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

[bigyoikes]

I am heartbroken that I was denied the grand oprah finale due to tumblrs community guidelines

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Huh

[free-range-tiddies]

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

[amoisthobo]

I hate this nigga lmaoooooooo

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

[noodlenumber]

[daddyfuckedme]

[twentymuleteamborax]

[havi-fart]

‘first day of summer and my cat has fleas’, summer 2017, acrylic on paper

[bushpoppy]

‘first day of summer and my cat has fleas’ pride flag

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[missmargaretcarter]

We taught him that, right?  I didn’t teach him that, and you definitely didn’t.

(Promise me you’ll do this. I promise.)

[pacificrim-archive]

wyd after hittin this

[celceta]

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.