Lil Baby Cactus

lifes too short too pretend u don't like getting choked during sex

[househunting]

$235,000/3 br/2630 sq ft

Waco, TX

built in 1907

[cat-memes-only]

[snatch-daddy]

You have only made her stronger.

[copperbadge]

That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose. 

[medievalspinster]

I’m both

[harmonichesitation]

[coltre]

I love when my friends close their eyes and put their heads on my shoulder.. rest bitch

[therealhamster]

[daily-rage-comics]

someone answer this please

[househunting]

$275,000/4 br/3300 sq ft

Hartford, CT

built in 1890

[househunting]

$510,000/5 br/4360 sq ft

Kansas City, MO

built in 1906

[datzhott]

[candiikismet]

Yes.

[lelafordsx]

Yas babygirlllll!

[ripe]

[we-kant-even]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

[lelafordsx]

If you aren’t waking up to bites on your neck, your tits and a finger slipped inside ya, your life sucks.

[love]

[gifbro]

[wreck]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

“You know what turns me on? Effort. Assurance. Show me you care. That you really want me. I’m tired of doubting whether people are coming or going.”

— personal  (via itcuddles)

[househunting]

$54,900/4 br/2160 sq ft

Norfolk, VA

built in 1912