More Strange Bedfellows

M | they/them | sad n' sassy | ace as hell | I like manatees and Han Alister|

[iruutciv]

he's such a superstar

[galecstatic]

no but honestly how. the. fuck.

[flyora]

someone once said that Irina might told young Ilya those words before and I could not help but make this little scene

The quote from 1x06 «The Cottage»

[spiders-hth-is-an-outlier]

Okay, I've finally finished the hockey show, and I think it's kind of cute that Shane thinks they've taken the next step in their relationship and Ilya took All The Steps At Once and is now locked in for all time. Shane is still like "would you maybe come with me to see my parents?" and "are we saying boyfriend now, is that okay?" Meanwhile, Ilya Rozanov is over here like, I told you about my mother and you saw me cry during sex. Your family is my family. We're dying together. I'll pay for the tomb. There are no more questions.

[argillaforma]

shane buying vodka for ilya to be nice even though he knows nothing about vodka and just picks one that sounds vaguely russian and ilya is like sweetheart, darling, love of my life, my moon my stars…this is the worst thing i’ve ever tasted i love you so much

[shillanov]

new headcanon: the league changes WAG to WAP (Wives and Partners) in an attempt to promote inclusivity and ilya proceeds to play Wet Ass Pussy everywhere for a week straight following this announcement

[shilyas]

02.13.2001 🎉 Happy Birthday, Hudson Williams!

[chaoticpaige]

Shane Hollander + that cute way he stands

[finelytaylored]

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[kcsplace]

HRM

[et-in-arkadia]

do you ever laugh nervously to keep yourself from screaming

[dogpuppy]

[lovers-and-dreamers]

going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots

these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.

[lovers-and-dreamers]

since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at

[snowberry-pie]

I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:

Colder tones!!!

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now

[24601vjavert-deactivated2020080]

Conclusion: The Count from Sesame Street is a VOC (Vampire of Color), and we stan

[senatortedcruz]

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

[seygay]

When I was a kid I was “darn I just love when female characters pretend to be dudes for whatever reason” and the reason will not shock you in the slightest