Idk yall

🏳️‍⚧️He/him, an adult bisexual dumbass

[asmodeusamaryllis]

Nishi's art for the latest episode

[killjoygem]

next week on spy x family: group hospital trip

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’m making marinara sauce again, time to insult Italy through cooking

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Okay so update: I remembered that I have a bit of duck fat in my fridge leftover from an important meal so the onions are being caramelized in duck fat which feels fancier than what I should be doing

I also purchased a can opener because the last time I bought tomato paste I opened the can with a kitchen knife and spite

[rllysleepyy]

if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead

[rosentryst]

so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this

[atreeinafrog]

Happy Pride 🫡 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!

[fleemco]

Me looking at my timeline:

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Anyone else get their front teeth knocked out as a kid?

(It was my cousin in a trampoline accident)

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you remember the last thing you said out loud

[mmeandar]

i need more people to talk about zoey adjusting to the insane wealth that comes with being such a prolific kpop idol. like, the girl probably grew up in a middle class family; never hungry, but her parents put a big emphasis on saving money.

and you know how it all goes: she gets snatched, trains, sings and dances, and here she is. and maybe they're strolling down the street or it's valentine's day or something, and she stares at the items in the shop with a hefty price tag with a sigh and big eyes—force of habit—before either rumi or mira tell her to buy it.

and she blinks a few times before remembering that her credit card is stuffed.

mira buys her an expensive perfume, and all she can think is, who spends this much on perfume of all things?? and you can get a fragrance that's just fine for a much better price.

rumi buys her a huge marine lego set, and all she can think is, shit, that must have cost a kidney of mine and i wouldn't have minded the smaller set, this one is... a lot.

and it's not that she's ungrateful!! she's just BAFFLED. baffled by the way mira and rumi just throw cash without batting an eye.

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

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[depsidase]

[byjove]

June is also men’s mental health month so I’d like to drop in and say that mine is not so good. It’s also Pride Month so I’m going to be treating the problem with yaoi.

[moonmeg]

Do you ever turn older