LemonadeMuffin

just a drifter collecting trash

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[c3rvida3]

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

[c3rvida3]

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

[moika-palace]

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

[harcules]

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[piss-bong]

…and they were comrades

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my god, they were comrades 

[daggerfall]

Back pain? Have you tried:

[stability]

its almost like kids learn prejudice 

[daisymariejay]

Parenting done right!

[originalweirdough-deactivated20]

a lot of parents block they kids blessings by thinking they not smart to understand things

[fairylilies]

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

life received

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Cool there’s been asbestos in Johnson & Johnson baby powder this whole time and they have been aware of it for decades and done nothing

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

@laeffy yeah you uh. Need to stop doing that immediately and maybe go to the doctor to make sure you don’t have mesothelioma

[angelbabyspice]

this is so fucking sick

[princessnijireiki]

FYI, this applies to talc & talc-based powders / body products in general— J&J knew about this for decades because talc & asbestos occur together naturally (the minerals literally grow together in nature, have similar compositions, and are / were mined together), and they’re difficult to cleanly filter out from each other.

It’s old knowledge that, unless you’re involved in mining, mineralogy, or occupational health & safety, has been deliberately buried from both the public’s and regulators’ knowledge.

CNBC’s article + their writeup on the Reuters report revealing J&J’s cover-ups go into more detail on their corporate liability and the impact of J&J’s products specifically…

…But I cannot overstate that people’s best option right now is to look for products in general that do not contain talc at all, regardless of the manufacturer, and to be vigilant in seeking appropriate healthcare (and/or legal action if required) if symptoms arise.

This goes for body use (diaper powder, chafing powder— this is where the cases of ovarian cancer are coming from), for any use where powder may be inhaled (hair, face), or will have prolonged exposure to mucus membranes (eye makeup, bath bombs, etc.).

J&J are not the only ones who have covered this data up, and companies that aren’t sued will absolutely continue to do so. Be safe & be vigilant.

[morbidfantasy21]

Good girl by Aoi Ogata

[niggazinmoscow]

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

[suchusernameveryweb]

I admire his calm. And his ability to not laugh and cackle at the ridiculous nonsense being asked. Like. I mean. Holy damn shit.

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

these fucking dinosaurs don’t even know what planet they live on.

[marxistmandalorian]

End them and our misery

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

remember when Gravity Falls swept in, told its story in exactly how long it needed to tell it, and then ended in triumph and people still talk about it? I think abt that a lot

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party

[rolanslide]

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated]

^literally what I thought

[piesandswords]

[piesandswords]

but also

[piesandswords]

y’all ready to see something really galaxy brain? let’s bring this out further.

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

[bird-cannibalism]

[fullmetaljackit]

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

[siderealsandman]

prince zuko got you all out here thinking every dark haired antagonist boy is gonna do right in the end when zuzu was the exception not the rule

[tsengru-deactivated20210227]

I really wish it weren’t though? I think it’s really telling that a lot of people like redemption arcs because we want to see people be good despite their pasts. The fact that there are so little redemption arcs in media is very upsetting because it just sends the message that people can’t change which we know is not true. I absolutely don’t mean this for characters like Kylo Ren though lol

[siderealsandman]

Redemption arcs are hard and Zuko’s was successful for a couple of reasons: 

1) Zuko wasn’t the worst character in the Fire Nation. From really early on it was shown that, compared to Zhao, Azula, and other Fire Nation leaders, Zuko was consistently more noble. He tried to be a good person and do the right thing, even when doing so led to him suffering for his actions. 

2) Zuko suffered for his mistakes. He suffered when he turned away from Iroh, he suffered when he betrayed Iroh, and he suffered even after his face turn. There were consequences for his mistakes; he didn’t get off scot free because his childhood was hard. He was still held accountable by the narrative and made to take responsibility for the wrongs he did. 

3) Zuko made tangible amends to the people he hurt. He rescued Hakoda, helped Katara get closure, and became Aang’s firebending master. He put in work to make up for the things he did and rebuild bridges with his new allies. 

Most redemption narratives fail because the guilty party is guilty of much greater crimes than failing to capture the hero, never works to make amends, and never suffers for their mistakes. You wanted to see Zuko redeem himself because he had the capacity, wanted to do the work, and paid dearly for his mistakes.

[blackdionysus]

you’re right and you should say it