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caesarsaladinn

I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

dragon-in-a-fez

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

isuggesteatingtherich

i have a suggestion

dragon-in-a-fez

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

dragon-in-a-fez

sorry I thought you were someone else

and then what?

hey and then what

brown-eggs-deactivated20140408

constructreese

By far the funniest thing in the entire manga to date

captain-price-unofficially

nation40-deactivated20251030

Kitten and puppies and bunnies are All best Friends And eat cotton candy together and frolic in The fieldd

official-doctor-robotnik

I will roboticize them all

moth-grrrl-mavis

Robotnik ass reply.

moth-grrrl-mavis

I gotta start reading URL's.

dogpuppy

transmortifried

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

charlesoberonn

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

anatomizer

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

itwashotwestayedinthewater

Aborted Abortion Doctor: i would have loved to give you a safe abortion..... if i wasnt aborted. by me.

slimereveler

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!