He actually told the time
HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?
OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME
At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?
And then I got it.

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He actually told the time
HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?
OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME
At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?
And then I got it.
You donât get punished for breaking rules, you get punished for getting caughtâŠ
friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here
shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.
Listen is an anagram for silent
This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show
The tides coming in, hurry up dude.
Tide got him but heâs ok.
Heâs texting his girl but sheâs not showing up. Is she standing him up?
His best bud just showed up to help him.
Tide is really coming in now, heâs on the phone. Things are getting frantic.
Will she arrive in time? Weâre gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.
OH NO!
CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WEâRE SHOUTING âDO IT!â
HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!
WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.
UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.
ITâS ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!
THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW âWILL SHE SAY YES?â
BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!
I THINK THIS IS IT!
SHEâS APPROACHING!
YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!
OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.
There are some people youâll never see again. At least, not in the same way
Iain Thomas (via glassbonespaperskin)
Guillermo Del Toro, youâre doing amazing, sweetie.
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Scary yet fascinating
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The truth is, unless you let go, unless you forgive yourself, unless you forgive the situation, unless you realize that the situation is over, you cannot move forward.
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