i’ve gone too long without an intro, so here it finally is
BASIC INFO
hello!! my name is lena
i live in denmark
i speak danish, english, and serbian
i love reading, crocheting, theatre, and anything music related..
i’m not active much here, but i shall try to be 😔
INTERESTS
NOT NORMAL ABOUT:
Hadestown, Grishaverse (all of the books + the show), Next To Normal, the good place, Conan Gray, and whatever else there is jwolfe related
NORMAL ABOUT:
the hunger games, aggtm, the naturals, the hollow, regular show, sweet tooth, b99, alice in borderland, asoue, spring awakening, heathers, rtc, man on the inside, object shows, tupohf, the cruel prince, kipo, alien stage, the maze runner, tadc, and hilda!
and more but you’re not reading all that 🫵🫵
yay that’s pretty much it.. my other socials + anything else i forgot is on my strawpage! (https://lenaonthewall.straw.page)
i would love to be moots on any platform! just ask :)
hear me out, i think wesper would have arguments about whether or not pluto is a planet. Jesper doesn't actually care, but says he feels bad for the lil guy because he had his status revoked for being too small. Wylan, on the other hand, feels very strongly about this. pluto is NOT a planet. It cannot clear its own orbit. Pluto is a dwarf planet and that is OKAY you do not need to feel bad for him because there are MANY dwarf planets so pluto has friends.
Jesper's mind is changed within three minutes of Wylan explaining this but he keeps pretending he disagrees because he thinks it's cute that Wylan cares so much. He brings it up once a month and every time Wylan looks up at him with the most 'do NOT fuck with me right now' glare possible and then Jesper is like yeah okay I have a type actually.
im so obsessed with the idea that kaz just reads everything for wylan, but in such a natural way that everyone forgets that it's because wylan can't read, and kaz kind of forgets that everyone else can read
kaz bringing in the newspaper saying 'look at this', slamming the paper down on the table for for everyone to see and announces the headline 'pekka rollins shits himself in the harbour'. it's just instinctual to read it out, even though everyone else at the table can read what it says
kaz going to restaurants with the crows and handing wylan a menu saying 'they've got that herb chicken you like'. then he scans it again and points to a couple of things that he also knows wylan likes, and it's so causal and conversational and wylan doesn't feel scrutinised, or as though he's being looked after
(kaz also starts point out things the others like before remembering that they can read the menu and then just stops talking)
kaz and wylan going to coffee shops and kaz goes 'what do you think you're gonna get' before they get there so that wylan doesn't panic inside the shop. and he doesn't leave room for wyan to ask him to read things out, because kaz knows he hates doing that. so they go and kaz just says 'you want syrup in your coffee? they've got vanilla, caramel, or hazelnut'
and it's just so easy and instinctual. it makes wylan feel normal, because being read to isnt a big part of what's going on. kaz just manages to easily slip it into conversation without thinking, as though he does it with everyone
(now imagine wylan isn't there and kaz begrudgingly gets waffles with another member of the dregs (he's getting soft) and immediately goes 'what sort of syrup do you like? because they've got apple, strawberry or chocolate, but it does say you can get a mix' and the dreg is like 'i know? the menu is right in front of me?' and kaz just kind of realises that he doesn't even think about doing it anymore)
(also imagine him getting a letter and some of the higher ranked dregs need to know about it, and instead of just giving them it to read, kaz starts just reading it out, and all of the other dregs are like 'isn't it easier is we just read it ourselves?' and kaz just pauses and wonders when he actually started hanging out with wylan so much that he's the only person he knows how to talk to)
DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS
I pitched this idea to a couple of my Discord servers but nobody really saw my vision, though maybe a few of you will...
A StarKid musical parody of A Series of Unfortunate Events starring Jeff Blim as Count Olaf.
I would love to write this thing myself but unfortunately-- hahahaha-- I don't have StarKid's sense of humor, so I need your help reblogging this post everywhere to get them to see it!
I think my favorite part of the trans Wylan agenda is the implication that Jan is a horrible person who hates his son for being illiterate but couldn’t give less of a fuck about him being trans