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if i walk into a store and it doesn't give me hypothaermia, idk what i'll do

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British English (BrE) is better than American English (AmE)

But the American Keyboard is better than the British Keyboard

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guys i got the LiDL "clogs"

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this is gonna sound really dumb but since horses are unguligrades, they have one nail on each foot,

does this make them have only four toes

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having toilets so high up to the point where you have to grunt to get on it and your legs don't even touch the floor is a different level of crazy

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LOVE Comic Sans (where's Comic Serif) but I will never use it. Like, i guess it's okay, but like it's way too informal just leave me be with my TNR, Arial, and Garamond

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y'all ever been so tired you wanted to walk with your eyes closed

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the dead cat theory is working really well...

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the full list for Resin identification codes is so crazy, like there's batteries, glass, metals, fibreboards

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GENUINELY

what does the em dash do?

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have y'all ever been on the 'symbols' section of Word 2016 and genuinely got lost in there?

or is that just me

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HOW TO USE THE @ SYMBOL

This is an @ symbol, called 'at', or rarely 'asperand'

The @ is used informally in digital conversations and at marts

Example 1. '3 apples at $3' and Example 2. '3 apples @ $3'

have 2 completely different meanings

#1 means that you're buying 3 apples for $3, $1/apple

#2 means that you're buying 3 apples for $9, $3/apple

so use the @ symbol for more money

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luk at wat hapinz wen we spel wurd bi "sownding vem awt"

(look at what happens when we spell words by "sounding them out")

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OF COURSE THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS

'SEMIQUINCENTENNIAL'

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ACCURACY VS PRECISION

There are three people {John, Lucas, Edward} who play a game; the game is that John has a number in mind 1-100 and Lucas and Edward have to guess the number. Lucas says the number is between 70-90, but Edward says the number is 21. John's number was 84; Lucas's answer was ACCURATE, but Edward's number was PRECISE.

Hopefully this wasn't confusing

Source: Dictionary of FINE Distinctions

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the amount of dead bumblebees i have seen is TERRIBLE

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there could be the most derogatory, vulgar, 18+ poll, with one OBJECTIVE answer, and there would still be, like, 1.2% in the clear wrong