Harness Your Hopes

[seatface60]

[hesadoll-deactivated20121231]

[darkvore-deactivated20161203]

[nostrangertoyou]

[thothoes]

mike’s completely normal lemonade

[plum-soup]

mikes super fucked up and extremely evil lemonade

[labias]

the only valid form of cardio is riding dick

[kairisheart]

[leni-xx]

Me

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[valtsv]

me as a horror film director looking at the monster’s character design: it needs more eyes. also, give it more teeth. and a jaw that unhinges. and, uh, a really sexy voice. an obscenely hot, deep, sexy -

character design team: sir,

[marrcelina]

brain: don’t forget to feel terrible

me: oh yeah thanks

[rinlanddess]

Link ~~~

[tsumikuu-deactivated20200825]

Gimme Back My Uniform! by Minami

[striders]

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

[betterthankanyebitch]

[theweirdwideweb]

[newkidsonmycock31]

[anakkin]

au where i live in a studio ghibli movie and do nothing except eat tiny cakes and fall in love with my cute neighbor

[senpai-likes-hentai]