PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosimo Galluzzi
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@leonschmidt
((I'm back from Michigan and have access to tumblr again :> ))
Reblog if your character tends to hide his or her true feelings
Put a “Hi” in my ask & I’ll answer:
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?
((pick OOC or IC))
[SFM] Messy Hair by CDJO
Oh, that was nice.
askdascout replied to your post:i feel like deleting this or going on permanent...
((*grabby hands* Nooo! I’ll RP with you! I’ve wanted to since you came back! D: ))
((Y U NO TELL ME THESE THINGSS))
((i'll do a starter later today then idk))
i feel like deleting this or going on permanent hiatus because no one ever sends me asks and people always drop my rps and i just don't feel satisfied with this any more
Put “What’s my prize?” in my ask
I’ll use a random number generator and your character gets a free pass to…
Take one item my character owns for themselves
Have my character as their “personal cheerleader” for a day
Push my character into a pool/lake/body of water
Have my character buy yours a drink
Win a truth/dare from my character
“Kidnap” my character to any place of your choosing
Tickle my character without retaliation
Get a song of your choice stuck in my character’s head
Kiss my character on the lips
Go hiking with my character
Sleep in my character’s bed—your call if my character is with yours or not
Kiss my character anywhere but the lips
Paint my character’s nails
Pick out a tattoo for my character
Be treated to a homemade meal from my character
Undress my character
Put my character in an embarrassing costume
Go hunting with my character
Be treated to a movie night by my character
Hook my character on a show on Netflix
Pick a song for my character to sing for karaoke night
Have a tea party with my character
Go fishing with my character
Have my character teach yours something
Teach my character something
Reblog if you'll roleplay aggressive crimes and murders.
Ooc; this account’s going on hiatus til I can work my shit out with school. This is ridiculous and I can’t waste my time away roleplaying or gaming til my shit is ironed flat. So yeah, don’t expect to hear shit out of me til the weekends or when I’ve figured out my problems.
((i'd do your homework for you if i didn't already have mine to deal with))
blurockets replied to your post:((Someone do a Star Trek AU with me. ))
(*Raises hand at warp one*)
((ooh lets do plotting!))
((what ship? what time period (TOS or TNG or...?) what are our ranks eeeee plottinggggg message me))
((Someone do a Star Trek AU with me. ))
The other kept back eyes squinting at the flame and keeping the second pair shut, refusing any pain to hit them from the light. He just quickly looked over the other man getting a quick look over him and prejudging skills and such before planning anything else. Matches, not the best source of light, so he didn’t come up here with a plan that can be covered. Eyes fell back to the speaker just as the light began to burn at him.
In the short amount of time in dark and smell, distractions he could use to his advantage. He quickly and quietly maneuvered around the construction of his making. He slipped around checking the man in the dark and standing behind him before climbing up and hanging over him. When the light came back he flinched slightly all eyes readjusting.
"My dear man. I asked first and as a guest I find it unnecessarily rude to ask over my question." He sang out in an eerily happy tone. Soon this faded though to a look of pure disdain. "Now why would you venture into here?" Voice dropped to a flat tone to show no emotion other than the slight anger on his face. A leg hung behind the man’s back, ready to shove him in the webbing if he said one thing wrong.
Leon wheeled around as soon as he heard the voice so close behind him. This guy was fast...! And also an enormous spider.
"CHRISTUS!" the medic shouted in terror. The man-spider's question was nearly forgotten, as was his web. Leon almost stumbled backwards before remembering the lethal trap that sat inches behind his boots.
"I am a man of science, and apparently curiosity has gotten the better of me," he stammered. "My match is nearly out again. excuse me for a moment."
The doctor got out his matchbook again. It contained only four little matches. He selected one, and lit it with his nearly burned-down match.
Then, he threw the little dying flame into the spider's face, and reached down into his labcoat pocket for the heavy cylindrical object therein.
I'm not going to die by a spider. I'd rather die in a fire.
"Margarita, got it!" Krutzke snapped his finger at Leon before sauntering off to order them their drinks. It was that smell that made Krutzke chose this place over one of the better dives in town. The heady scent of tobacco and marijuana masked the otherwise repulsive smells most nicely, as far as the Medic was concerned. He enjoyed a sort of freedom in this place than he found elsewhere, and he was all too happy to indulge in it.
It took him a few minutes to draw the attention of the barkeep away from the bulkier clientèle he found himself elbow-to-elbow with at the counter, but it was worth it to get their first round. He held the drinks carefully as he weaved between tables and outstretched limbs on his way to their booth and ultimately made it there without incident.
"Ah, here we are." He hummed triumphantly as he slid into his seat and slid Leon his drink. "Sorry to have kept you waiting, my friend."
"Not a problem," Leon answered. He took a sip of the drink, some of the salt from the rim of the glass sticking to his lips. He had initially wanted a glass of straight tequila, but he was having second thoughts about getting roaring drunk with a stranger. Especially another German. So he got a fruity girly drink instead.
"Fancy a game of pool?" he asked, gesturing towards the empty table.
"It’s a saying, my friend. Like… with the gift horse. There is no horse that really has a thing for you in his mouth." He chuckled, lightly elbowing Leon once he’d caught up. The bar Krutzke brought him to was small and rather homely and lively, with quite a few patrons gathered around the television set mounted on the wall. A cursory glance at the screen told the medic it was a hockey match- not something to his tastes.
"I think there’s a seat off by the pool tables. Why don’t you go save it while I get you your…. whiskey, was it?"
"My bad," Leon intoned. He knew it was an idiom; he was trying to be funny. It hadn't translated well, he supposed. "He might have long teeth, though. Or try to bite you," he added awkwardly.
"I'll have a margarita, straight up," the doctor instructed as he moved towards the pool tables. Maybe they could play some pool once they were liquored up. The music was some catchy young people song - something about either love, money, or LSD. The guitar was acoustic and the voices were harmonized, and the tune was nice, but he'd have preferred something with a bit more brass.
He found a booth that wasn't too near the noise and bustle of the other patrons, although there were a few drunks at one of the tables playing billiards rather loudly. He caught a whiff of pot in addition to the smell of cigarettes that permeated the whole place.
((Tomorrow, I'll write an open starter. It'll be soo coooool i promise. until then, like, feel free to just burst into my ask box. actually, don't ever feel like you can't do that because you 100% always can.))