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18 // he/they

[deaddolin]

fucking someone with a strap on and then leaving it in like a bee stinger?

[txttletale]

"i'm sorry gwynn, you needed to say 'what is fucking someone with a strap on and then leaving it in like a bee stinger?' better luck next time!"

[that-house]

[sophie-baybey]

They ripped off your penits

[meltedmountains]

[heretomemeyouraesthetic]

Doctors explaining hysteria in 1846

[ineffablelovebirds]

Had a talk on discord about snakey Crowley bouncing on a speaker, the way slime does in those slime on speaker videos.

[ineffablelovebirds]

Animals seem to have free reign of the cities, so Crowley decided to just slither over anyway. Can’t accidentally tempt ppl to go outside and get sick if you don’t look like one

[altmode]

[mundo-da-meia-noite]

[everythingfox]

Sploot

(via)

[rabbitgiftideas]

“9/13 this year is the Chinese mid-autumn festival(a.k.a moon festival). Guess who are making mooncakes for us on the moon!” (x-post: /r/aww) https://ift.tt/31nZaBw

[barlowstreet]

I have never loved anything like I love that little bunny in the top right corner with the mold.

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[russiawave]

[dancinbutterfly]

*GASPS* Are you goddamn kidding me??? I fucking hate the lack of infrastructure in my country. God.

[lyricfrost13]

Dude if I could take a train 400 miles anywhere I would pay 14 dollars just for a seat, never mind all those amenities. Jeez.

Reasons I remind myself I don’t like my country number who knows what

[cappucino-commie]

While this is super cool in and of itself, I’d also like to remind people that modern high speed rail (most of which is in China these days) operates at around 200 miles/hour (China’s fastest train actually operates at 370+ mph but that’s an absolute state of the art maglev, the 200 mph number is average rail speed). If we actually invested in these train systems, you wouldn’t even need an overnight ticket to make a 400 mile trip. To put that in an American context, it would allow you to get from New York to Los Angeles (the famous Cannonball Run taken by car enthusiasts for decades) in about 15 hours, which is 10 hours better than the current Cannonball Run record. With that kind of speed, you could take an evening train halfway across the country (Boston to Chicago would be ~5 hours) for a weekend trip.

Trains are not just more convenient (no driving!), but technologically superior to cars.

[artfest]

[lerainbowpotato]

my partners roommate walked in and i am wearing a skirt and knee high socks this is so awkward i can never talk to this man again (i am usually not very feminine in dress, and the roommate is concerned enough by my humor)

[moshpitsandstargazing]

i want high cuddles in soft blankets while we listen to the rain and thunder

[disgustinggf]

when he kisses u in the rain???? and when he lifts u up and does the lil spin???? i need it

[shameless-poetry-deactivated202]

Not to be a whore, but do you want to cuddle under the blankets until we fall asleep while it's stormy out.

[rslashrats]

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

[rattyzombie]

I want you to know I did this exact thing yesterday and it was so surreal seeing this post I thought I wrote it in my sleep

[rslashrats]

you are one of my sims

[whitepeopletwitter]