God's weakest dyke

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[shmooseee]

carl…(foggy)

[lesbianranmaru]

hi everyone who looks at my blog. should i buy a plane ticket

[gokusclit]

i love being a lesbian like wait im a lesbian and im better than everybody

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[experiencedbullshitter]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[dogpuppy]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[yuriinullification]

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[yellowmotorola]

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

[urie]

real nuance perverts when it depends

[astronomer404]

Toxic yaoi could be two men brutally torturing and killing eacother on a live broadcast for 24hrs straight and people would still be like “but guys 🥺🥺🥺 they have a secret soft spot for eacother”. Toxic yuri could be two women who are a little mean and yall would hyperventilate and throw up on the carpet. #letwomenbeevil

[prudenceanagram]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[frillvelation]

[mewwon]

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back