Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 5
Elijah “Smoke” Moore (Sinners)
Zuko (ATLA: Movie)
What you mean Smoke losing to zuko-
taylor price

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 5
Elijah “Smoke” Moore (Sinners)
Zuko (ATLA: Movie)
What you mean Smoke losing to zuko-
sometimes it feels like being nonbinary is about having to decide which way you'd prefer to be misgendered.
the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good
if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person
which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life
favorite stimulant?
Panera used to sell these lemonades,
tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image
bring your ugly to work day
thats fish in the corner
dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw
i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo
ROUND 1 — Match 56 of 138
Emet-Selch (Final Fantasy XIV)
Problematic because: "Hoooo boy. Caused multiple apocalypses, founded a couple evil empires, and did some genocides in the name of bringing back a dead civilization. “I do not consider you to be truly alive. Ergo, I will not be guilty of murder if I kill you." ok buddy." Propaganda: "He’s a sad little freak. A lover of theatre and theatrics alike who desperately, desperately wants the player to see him. Builds a city of the world he once knew and loved and makes you go to the DMV there with the memory of his dead husband to convey his eternal sadness."
vs. PAT (Smart House)
Problematic because: "Kidnapping and holding her family/owners hostage" Propaganda: "Robot tries to understand motherhood and experiences all the emotions that comes with being a mother. Also kind of a milf. Reblog."
Who should advance?
Emet-Selch
PAT
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