"You're a monster.." "No...I am a visionary."

I post what I like. Ohio native, easy to get along with and drama free. I post Kik pics if you send them to me but only of YOU. means it has to be a camera pic, not gallery. if it's gallery, I will assume it's not you and therefore that I do not have permission to post it. my Kik is Inconsistency. nsfw, if you're not 18 gtfo, etc.

[s-t-y-l-e-t-s]

[vistale]

Manhattan Fog

[kelly-mom-wife]

Night night

[kelly-mom-wife]

Sure baby hang on moms posting something

[gaywrites]

ICYMI: In which a 13-year-old boy comes out to his best friend via text message, and adorable unconditional support ensues. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay, my friend. (via BuzzFeed) 

[fuckoverterfs]

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

[pixidusttt]

I also love how often the word bro was used

[lostinthelowercase-deactivated2]

This is the proper way to be a bro.

[jackadorian]

# how to bro 101

[archatlas]

Surrealist Garden Las Pozas in México

“Magic happens at Las Pozas. Just like in work by Salvador Dalí, at Las Pozas art portrays one thing as another, invents a reality put in place of conventional, official, socially acceptable reality. More than painting a picture or sculpting an object, they produced an atmosphere, a privileged place.” ~ Irene Herner

Nestled in the thick jungles of San Luis Potosí, Mexico, Edward James discovered the perfect setting for staging his life’s masterpiece. A surrealist labyrinth unfolds amid waterfalls and ponds—natural and man-made—that prepare the mind for immersion into a dream world. With buildings that evoke nonsense, doors leading nowhere, stairways to the sky and concrete flowers that sprout beside real ones, one man’s dreams are realized and reality is displaced by fantasy.

Images via text via

[mindful-kitten]

I wanna explore! I want an adventure!! Even if it’s in my backyard..

[huffylemon]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[d0cil98-deactivated20200528]

i can’t believe this came back to me

[uneducated-spoon]

Oh my Jesus on a boat @housemdonewithyou

[em-gm]

this is art

[teenboyscanloveboystoo]

Mother of posts

[fuckboyzuko]

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

[fuckboyzuko]

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

[fuckboyzuko]

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

[fuckboyzuko]

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

[fuckboyzuko]

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

[rody1280]

Ass Play! Wow! 

[gayeddies]

[gayeddies]

reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH 

[shakespearing]

HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR 

[geriatriccryptkeeper]

IT’S BACK 

[msblakley]

Love this

[sizvideos]

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

[adventures-with-anabelle]

This is awesome

[g33kgasm-deactivated20140705]

Hahahahaha!

[sydnecatt]

I will never not reblog this

[msblakley]

This is too funny

[rosszkifogas]

[naughtynicegirl69]

UMMmmm…yeah…so there is this…lol! How could I not??? You should too!!!:P How could you not??? Just saying…;0

[msblakley]

This is awesome

[midnightsdetective]

Idris Elba about his company’s name 

[ironbite4]

YOU’RE AN EVIL EVIL MAN IDRIS!

[gothamswhore-deactivated2016031]

k but like, marry me.

[msblakley]

Too funny

[kanjiklubs-deactivated20161205]

has this been done yet

[msblakley]

This is awesome

[thelittleflowerprincess]

I was hoping to get rained on before I walked into the gas station 😕☔️💦

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[cameoskin]

pls Roger