[dailydinof]

[lovehouse]

[nsfffw]

i need some religious don punk fil pron plz

darn this is long. that sucks. succs. haha so does dan in this. 

-dan’s basically the most christian boy at their school. he always prays, always has a crucifix around his neck. that’s probably why he hates phil lester, who spends his spare time having sex and smoking. 

-phil talks to dan sometimes, but dan just ignores him. he always makes jokes about how the innocent ones are always less innocent than they pretend, or how dan has lips that wouldn’t look bad around his cock. dan just rolls his eyes, but he always gets a little red. 

-phil picks dan to work with on a school project, and since dan has no one else to work with, he has to agree. so, phil comes over to dan’s house one night. immediately phil asks if his parents are home, and dan reluctantly has to reply that they aren’t. 

-phil smirks but dan ignores him, dragging him up to his room to finish their project. dan starts working, but phil just stares at dan. ‘dan? are you really as innocent as you tell people?’

-dan sighs, trying not to lose his temper. ‘are you going to help? i’d rather do the project myself if you’re not going to try and contribute.’

-’just answer the question, babe. have you had sex? touched yourself?’

-dan lets out a groan, setting down the paper. ‘no. i’m a virgin. we’ve been over this. why do you care so much, anyways?’

-phil eyes him, looking over him. ‘i wouldn’t mind taking you.’ dan just groans at him, telling him to shut up again, but phil just smirks. ‘oh, come on, you probably get off to the thought of me pinning you down and fucking the hell out of you.’

-dan turns red, trying to hide it as much as he can, but phil notices. ‘oh, so that’s what you want? do you want to get on your knees and suck me off? not so christian, are you now?’

-dan clenches his teeth, giving one last death glare before stepping off the bed. for a second, phil almost asks what he’s doing, but dan just gets on his knees in front of where phil is sitting down, and unbuckles phil’s jeans. 

-‘you’re-’ phil starts, but dan just cuts him off ‘just shut up and let me do this, phil.’ his face is still red when he pulls down phil’s boxers. phil’s already turned on, and dan only makes it worse by licking a strip up the side of him. 

-phil just mumbles ‘fuck’ gently as dan starts sucking his head gently, obviously teasing. phil tangles his fingers through dan’s hair tightly, but dan just looks up at phil through his eyelashes, his mouth still around phil’s cock, and phil knows if that weren’t there, he would probably be smirking. 

-‘i knew it,’ phil mumbles. he smirks, pushing dan down a bit by his hair. ‘you act all innocent with your cross and your bible study, but you’re just a fucking cockslut.’ he lets out a moan when dan bobs his head, trying to take more of him. ‘god, you probably do get off to the thought of me, you slut. i’d like to fucking see that. i’d bet you’ve fingered yourself too, wishing it was my cock fucking your tight little ass like that.’

-dan moans around phil, but he keeps sucking. he brings up a hand to play with his balls slightly, then pumps him, still sucking. he moves back to the tip, pumping with one hand. 

-phil gently forces him down onto his cock lower, waiting a minute for dan to adjust before he bucks up into his mouth. dan has tears running down his face in a few minutes, and his hair is messed up entirely, but phil has never been more turned on. 

-phil comes a moment later, right in dan’s mouth, and dan swallows the best he can, though some drips out of his mouth. there’s a moment of silence before dan wipes his mouth and smiles slightly. ‘swallowing is pretty gross, actually.’

-phil can’t reply for a minute but just mumbles ‘c’mere, i want to get you off too.’ he gets dan to sit on his lap, pulls off his jeans just down to the point phil can see his leaking cock. slowly, phil starts stroking. 

-he lightly bites the side of dan’s neck, hoping it’ll leave a few marks so everyone else can know what dan’s been doing. he whispers into dan’s ear gently ‘you’re such a fucking slut.’ he grabs the crucifix around dan’s neck, tugging it gently at first. ‘and this is such bullshit.’ he pulls harder now, to the point it’s slightly choking dan, but dan only lets out a soft moan. ‘what would your god say if he saw you getting off to being choked and degraded by some boy you hate?’

-dan doesn’t take much longer before he comes, letting out high pitched moans as phil pumps him through his orgasm, still choking him slightly. his clothes are stained with cum all over, but he’s too lazy to clean it. 

-dan props himself up from phil’s lap, sitting beside him again as though nothing had happened. ‘right, so back to the project.’

[midnightskydan-archive]

Phil not realising how sensitive dan’s neck is and dan is straddling him on the couch. Lazily making out but phil starts kssing his neck and dan comes untouched but is super embarrassed :)

I love neck kink Dan

This is short asf

💕They were sat on the couch, watching a movie. Okay maybe they weren’t really watching it anymore. Maybe Dan had completely forgotten the movie and moved to straddle his boyfriend.

💕They made out lazily, Phil’s arms around Dan’s waist. It was nice and sweet, no need for any words. They were both obviously content.

💕and then Phil’s lips landed on Dan’s neck. A simple part of teasing or foreplay in most relationships, but not for Dan. As soon as Phil’s lips attached to his neck, Dan’s mind went blank with only pleasure. He bit his lip, breath shaky, as he tried to stay quiet.

💕Then Phil’s hand came to rest on the other side of Dan’s neck as he kissed and sucked at the right side. Dan hoped Phil didn’t realize how hard he already was.

💕"Can I leave a hickey?“ Phil asked lowly, nipping at Dan’s neck. “Fuck. Yes.” Dan answered breathily. Phil smirked and nuzzled Dan’s neck before finding a nice patch of skin, and sucking a hickey into it. Dan couldn’t help but whimper.

💕Phil continued leaving hickeys all over the flesh of his neck and Dan panicked when he felt himself cumming in his pants. Fuck fuck fuck, that was so damn embarrassing.

💕"Phil, fuck, stop, stop, oh my god, I…“ Dan spoke flustered, climbing out of Phil’s lap, blushing furiously. But Phil had already looked down to see the wet patch in Dan’s jeans. It took him a moment to realize what had happened.

💕Phil couldn’t help but chuckle softly, “Aww Dan baby, that’s okay.” He promised, brushing Dan’s hair from his face, “That’s actually pretty damn hot, all from your neck?” Dan nodded, still not meeting Phil’s eyes. Phil brushed his fingers over Dan’s neck, watching carefully as he shuddered. “Holy fuck, that’s hot.” Phil mumbled.

💕Dan blushed but looked up, and Phil immediately captured Dan’s lips in a kiss. “Can I make you cum again for me, baby?” He asked, voice considerably deeper, and Dan nodded desperately.

send me prompts

[phanesic-deactivated20161029]

Snakebites and Tattoos

A/N: OKAY so I honestly never saw myself writing this. Or anything like this. But, this is for @imdeletingmyinternethistory (love you btw thanks for getting me outside my comfort zone you totally owe me that dw shirt). And cause it’s me there is literally so much useless stuff like calm down eva. So, yeah. Please try not to be too harsh <3

Genre: Smut

Prompt: Punk!Phan. They hate each other. Except they also wanna fuck. Dan thinks he’s dom but Phil proves him otherwise. ^.^

Beta: the absolutely amazingly patient @lonely-lester (please one day will you let me live this down thanks) She also came up with the title because I am the most unoriginal person ever. <3 you!

Word Count: 1.8K

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[omgdatphantho]

Sexually Compatible

Summary: Phil dumps his boyfriend and hooks up with Dan.

Warning: Smut, Light bondage, Daddy!Kink, Praise!Kink, Dirty talk, Spanking, Dom!Top!Dan, Bottom!Sub!Phil, Hickies

Word Count: 2,245

Dan has fancied Phil for a very long time. He had a crush on him before they even met. They more they got to know each other, the harder Dan fell. Before he knew it, Dan was completely and utterly in love with Phil Lester.

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[phanfictioncatalogue]

Hey! Could you help find a fic it was dan and phil with louise and a bunch of other youtubers all in room and one of them suggests they play a game of "too hot" but the twist is is that the lights are off and you don't know who your kissing. I remember Louise was the one shuffling and pairing them up? Thanks in advance!

Kiss In The Dark - Phil wants to kiss Dan. Like, a lot. Phil doesn’t know if Dan wants to kiss him back. The obvious answer: have Louise set up a terribly complicated game akin to seven minutes in heaven - but anonymous - and hope for the best. But oh, the best is yet to come.

- Thea

[danielhowell]

i was just casually deleting my bebo (DON’T LAUGH AT ME. IT’S GONE NOW)  when i stumbled across this -massive cringe oh my god- from back when myspace was relevant! 

[midnightskydan-archive]

hi can u PLS do a thing where dan is deep into subspace and gets really upset and fluFF FLUFF PLS I LOVE FLUFF JUST FLUFF FluFF

yeS YES FluFF

kinky fluff is my favorite thing ever. This is 1,100 words - a fic. This is getting out of hand.

💕💕💕

Being the horny shits they were, it was only midday, and Dan was laid, panting, on his back. He was messy with cum and his own tears. Phil leaned forward and kissed him on the forehead before standing.

Dan whimpered quietly as soon as Phil broke contact to go get something to clean them up.

Phil looked down to see Dan wide-eyed, almost seeming afraid. He made grabby hands, reaching after Phil. Phil reached down to stroke Dan’s cheek. “Baby, I’ve got to clean us up.” He spoke, raising an amused eyebrow, as Dan grabbed his arm before he could withdraw it. Dan shook his head, holding onto him tightly.

Phil smiled gently and scooped Dan into his arms. Dan sighed and wrapped his arms around Phil’s neck, and his legs around Phil’s waist. “I’ve got you.” Phil promised, carrying the boy- with minor difficulty- to the bathroom.

Dan whined loudly, eyes widening again, when Phil set him down to wet a cloth. He reached out for Phil again. Phil furrowed his brow, slightly concerned. Dan never seemed like this after sex.

He interlocked his and Dan’s fingers, which seemed to satisfy the boy enough for him to get a rag wet. He turned back to Dan, meeting his wide eyes and bringing the rag to his face, washing away the tear stains.

“You’re good, baby, you’re okay.” He mumbled gently, hand resting on Dan’s knee as he moved to clean up the cum on his stomach, crotch, thighs, and bum. He then rubbed lotion into Dan’s sore arse and thighs, kissing him gently.

When Phil had them both cleaned, he crouched before Dan, searching his eyes. He must’ve been pretty far into his subspace. He launched himself into Phil’s arms, burying his face in Phil’s neck. Phil stumbled a little, wrapping an arm around Dan’s waist. He kissed him on the head, hooking his hands beneath Dan’s legs and standing.

“Baby, daddy’s got you, it’s okay.” He mumbled into Dan’s ear. Dan gripped him tighter at these words.

Phil carried the boy over to their bed, laying him down. He wasn’t all that tired, but their playtime took a lot more out of Dan than it did Phil, so he assumed Dan would want to nap.

But Dan just sat, staring at him with wide, glossy eyes, gripping his hand. Phil brought a hand to Dan’s cheek, stroking down with his thumb before bringing his entire hand down Dan’s neck, essentially petting the boy. Dan keened into his touch, relaxing.

That was when a loud knock came at the door downstairs. Phil leaned in to press a kiss to Dan’s cheek before standing. Dan’s eyes widened again, and he looked scared as Phil broke their physical contact.

“I’ll be right back, kitten, don’t worry.” Phil promised, walking out of the room.

As it turned out, it was their neighbor wondering if next time they could maybe keep it down. Phil couldn’t help but chuckle a little as he promised they’d try. He doubted Dan was capable of such a thing. The man thanked him before walking back inside.

Phil decided to stop by the kitchen and get Dan a glass of water and some painkillers before he headed back upstairs. Phil entered their bedroom, concerned when he found Dan curled up and crying. He rushed to Dan’s side, sitting beside him, setting the water and pills on his nearby dresser.

“Dan, baby, are you alright? What is it?” Phil questioned, arm curling around Dan’s side. Dan didn’t answer, and Phil realized that he most likely couldn’t. Dan was too far gone.

Dan rolled into Phil’s lap, curling up and burying his face in Phil’s chest as he sobbed. He couldn’t quite fully comprehend the situation. All Dan knew was his daddy was there, then he wasn’t and Dan got scared, but now he was there again and Dan had him back.

“My good boy,” Phil murmured, arms wrapped tightly around his little boy. “Daddy’s here, baby, shh. It’s okay now, I’ve got you.”

Dan felt all warm and tingly, but far off, like he wasn’t connected to his body. He held onto his daddy tight, slightly scared by the feeling.

Phil kissed his forehead, pushing Dan back to see his face. He wiped away Dan’s tears that had slowly stopped falling. Dan clutched his shirt, seeming scared. “You’re okay, Dan.” Phil comforted, rubbing his back, “I’ve got you, I’ll take care of you. I promise.”

These words seemed to ease Dan, just a bit. So at least his words were sort of getting through. They sat in silence for a while Dan in his arms and Phil holding him. Phil assumed Dan would come out of his trance-like headspace on his own.

“How we doing, bear?” Phil asked, fingers gliding over Dan’s arm comfortingly.

Dan just blinked his wide eyes and held Phil tighter. “D-daddy.” He mumbled.

Phil held him close, “How about daddy takes you down stairs, maybe gets us something to eat, and then we can cuddle on the couch, is that okay?” Phil asked, assuming Dan would be able to come out of subspace when we was ready. Phil figured that a different setting would help Dan with the transition from play to regular life.

Dan nodded, still clinging to Phil like a koala. So Phil carried Dan down the stairs and into the kitchen. They heated up the Indian food from the other night and Phil made them two plates, all while not letting go of Dan’s hand.

Soon they were in the living room eating and Phil was typing emails.

Dan’s mind was slowly clearing up and he began to focus on things beside Phil’s touch, the taste of the food, the email Phil was typing. It was to YouTube abut the behind the scenes tatinof movie. Dan was able to comprehend this, so he assumed he was coming back to a normal headspace.

“Daddy,” he mumbled, meaning to say Phil. Phil turned to him and pat the space beside him, letting Dan curl up and lay against him.

“How’s you head, Danny?” He asked, smiling.

Dan nuzzled into his chest. “Mmm…getting there.” He was able to mumble.

Phil smiled brightly at Dan’s ability to answer and leaned over to kiss him on the forehead. “There you go! I’m glad.”

He gradually came back to a normal headspace, but was still reluctant to let go of Phil. So Phil wrapped his arms around Dan’s and took care of him the rest of the day, even if Dan technically could’ve taken care himself.

[dansintobdsm]

His arms will be the death of me

[twink-dan]

Can you do an hc where Dan tops just to make the phandom mad? Don't worry I know Phil tops but I just like to be a troll ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yo I know it’s mostly like kinky shit up in here but can I have like a v fluffy giggly lighthearted hc in like 2015-16 and like it can be kinky but also just cute and laid back with praise kink and no degradation pls and thnx

ask and ye shall receive, loves 

- “It’s for the irony, Phil,” Dan gasped out as he ground down, thrusting his hips into Phil. Phil cried out, grimacing as pain sparked up his spine. “Can we - fuck Dan, please don’t - can we be ironic in a way that isn’t so f-fucking painful?” Dan giggled and kissed Phil’s nose, easing out of him. He leaned in to mouth at Phil’s neck and chest, one hand coming up to take hold of Phil’s flagging erection.

- “I don’t even see how you like that,” Phil grumbled, wincing when he tried to clench his legs together. Dan still worked his hand and mouth, laughing lowly against the wet skin of Phil’s throat. “Once you get used to it, it’s really fucking good.” Phil scoffed, rolling over so he was on top of Dan. Dan smiled up at him when Phil gasped and kicked his hips forward into Dan’s hand. “I-I’ll take our word for it,” he groaned out, and Dan giggled, spreading his legs and hooking his ankles around Phil’s back.

- “I mean,” Dan started, tipping his hips up and making it easier for Phil to thrust in. Dan gasped, grabbing Phil’s shoulders. “It - fuck - just going by past experience, trusting me is a very bad idea.”

- “You and your fucking muffin,” Phil groaned, punctuating every word with a snap of his hips into Dan’s pliant body. “Which reminds me,” Phil said, nipping and licking from Dan’s collar bones to his nipples. “We should talk about our situation.” He began to thrust harder and Dan’s eyes rolled back in his head. “Financially.”

- ‘Financially’ is not one of the words Dan ever thought he would be hearing while he had a cock up his ass, especially not from the mouth of person whose cock was up Dan’s ass. Dan shared as much with Phil, between breathless pants and choked-off cries and Phil laughed, moving up to kiss Dan’s lips.

- “I love you,” he whispered against Dan’s lips, and Dan whined and nodded in response. “I love you too, Phil. Now, I know you don’t like getting fucked but I kind of really do, so any day you want to start taking this seriously wou-” The rest of Dan’s snarky response ended in a gasp as Phil thrust in particularly hard, nailing that one spot inside of Dan that made him see stars.

- “Fuck, fuck, fuck,” Dan whispered, tensing up. “I’m going, I’m going,” Phil responded with a laugh, and Dan groaned - out of annoyance, not pleasure. “You fucking spoon,” he mumbled, dragging Phil up to kiss him again. “Do you want to fuck or to spoon, I’m getting so many mixed signals here,” Phil said, giggling even as the pace of his thrusts sped up. 

- “You and your dad jokes,” Dan muttered. “Didn’t think you were into that,” Phil hummed.

- “Shut your fuck,” Dan moaned, coming all over his own stomach with a breathless laugh. He dropped his legs back to the bed, bending them up his body and grabbing behind his own knees to hold his legs up as Phil continued to thrust into him.

- Phil kept thrusting through his orgasm and Dan’s second, before collapsing onto Dan’s messy chest with a sigh. “I love you,” he said, stealing a kiss. “I love you too,” Dan mumbled, kissing back. “Even though you try to have conversations about our future while you’re balls deep in my ass.” “Hey, at least I don’t try and do it while I’m balls deep in your throat.”

- “Touche, motherfucker.”

~ griffin

[omgdatphantho]

Punish me Dan

Summary: Dan discovers Phil’s pain kink.

Warning: Smut, pain!kink, Degradation, top!Dan, bottom!Phil

Word Count: 1,873

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The YouNow chat is scrolling by rather quickly. However, Dan can see the messages. They’re the same ones he’s getting sent. “Are you gay?!” says one. “Kiss Phil!!!” screams another. He sighs and attempts to power through it. Ignoring the messages, he starts in on a rant about a television show he’s currently watching, but they’re relentless. He ends up ending the stream rather abruptly.

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[forgivemephan]

a beautiful concept: dan waking up with phil’s head between his legs /part 2/

[daddykinkdanny-deactivated20170]

Rise and Shine

Summary: Dan is an extremely difficult person to wake up in the morning, but Phil has thought of the perfect way to get him up and out of bed. 

937 words

cockslut!dan, daddy kink, top!phil, praise kink, blowjob/mouth fucking, bed humping

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[twink-dan]

Imagine Dan being all ready for daddy after a long day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don’t steal or I will terrorise ur children.

~bk

[ironandsilverr]

phILIP

[lestersbed]

Of Cats and Smoke Alarms

NEW PHANFIC GUYS IM NOT DEAD

Title- Of Cats and Smoke Alarms

Rating- K

Summary - In which Dan is the neighbour that keeps setting off the smoke alarm in the building and Phil is the neighbour that offers to give him cooking lessons, tired of his Buffy marathons and sleep schedules being messed up. Throw in a few house plants and Dan’s cat that Phil happens to be completely in love with, if a little allergic to, and love is sure to blossom, right?

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