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i need some religious don punk fil pron plz
darn this is long. that sucks. succs. haha so does dan in this.Â
-danâs basically the most christian boy at their school. he always prays, always has a crucifix around his neck. thatâs probably why he hates phil lester, who spends his spare time having sex and smoking.Â
-phil talks to dan sometimes, but dan just ignores him. he always makes jokes about how the innocent ones are always less innocent than they pretend, or how dan has lips that wouldnât look bad around his cock. dan just rolls his eyes, but he always gets a little red.Â
-phil picks dan to work with on a school project, and since dan has no one else to work with, he has to agree. so, phil comes over to danâs house one night. immediately phil asks if his parents are home, and dan reluctantly has to reply that they arenât.Â
-phil smirks but dan ignores him, dragging him up to his room to finish their project. dan starts working, but phil just stares at dan. âdan? are you really as innocent as you tell people?â
-dan sighs, trying not to lose his temper. âare you going to help? iâd rather do the project myself if youâre not going to try and contribute.â
-âjust answer the question, babe. have you had sex? touched yourself?â
-dan lets out a groan, setting down the paper. âno. iâm a virgin. weâve been over this. why do you care so much, anyways?â
-phil eyes him, looking over him. âi wouldnât mind taking you.â dan just groans at him, telling him to shut up again, but phil just smirks. âoh, come on, you probably get off to the thought of me pinning you down and fucking the hell out of you.â
-dan turns red, trying to hide it as much as he can, but phil notices. âoh, so thatâs what you want? do you want to get on your knees and suck me off? not so christian, are you now?â
-dan clenches his teeth, giving one last death glare before stepping off the bed. for a second, phil almost asks what heâs doing, but dan just gets on his knees in front of where phil is sitting down, and unbuckles philâs jeans.Â
-âyouâre-â phil starts, but dan just cuts him off âjust shut up and let me do this, phil.â his face is still red when he pulls down philâs boxers. philâs already turned on, and dan only makes it worse by licking a strip up the side of him.Â
-phil just mumbles âfuckâ gently as dan starts sucking his head gently, obviously teasing. phil tangles his fingers through danâs hair tightly, but dan just looks up at phil through his eyelashes, his mouth still around philâs cock, and phil knows if that werenât there, he would probably be smirking.Â
-âi knew it,â phil mumbles. he smirks, pushing dan down a bit by his hair. âyou act all innocent with your cross and your bible study, but youâre just a fucking cockslut.â he lets out a moan when dan bobs his head, trying to take more of him. âgod, you probably do get off to the thought of me, you slut. iâd like to fucking see that. iâd bet youâve fingered yourself too, wishing it was my cock fucking your tight little ass like that.â
-dan moans around phil, but he keeps sucking. he brings up a hand to play with his balls slightly, then pumps him, still sucking. he moves back to the tip, pumping with one hand.Â
-phil gently forces him down onto his cock lower, waiting a minute for dan to adjust before he bucks up into his mouth. dan has tears running down his face in a few minutes, and his hair is messed up entirely, but phil has never been more turned on.Â
-phil comes a moment later, right in danâs mouth, and dan swallows the best he can, though some drips out of his mouth. thereâs a moment of silence before dan wipes his mouth and smiles slightly. âswallowing is pretty gross, actually.â
-phil canât reply for a minute but just mumbles âcâmere, i want to get you off too.â he gets dan to sit on his lap, pulls off his jeans just down to the point phil can see his leaking cock. slowly, phil starts stroking.Â
-he lightly bites the side of danâs neck, hoping itâll leave a few marks so everyone else can know what danâs been doing. he whispers into danâs ear gently âyouâre such a fucking slut.â he grabs the crucifix around danâs neck, tugging it gently at first. âand this is such bullshit.â he pulls harder now, to the point itâs slightly choking dan, but dan only lets out a soft moan. âwhat would your god say if he saw you getting off to being choked and degraded by some boy you hate?â
-dan doesnât take much longer before he comes, letting out high pitched moans as phil pumps him through his orgasm, still choking him slightly. his clothes are stained with cum all over, but heâs too lazy to clean it.Â
-dan props himself up from philâs lap, sitting beside him again as though nothing had happened. âright, so back to the project.â
Phil not realising how sensitive danâs neck is and dan is straddling him on the couch. Lazily making out but phil starts kssing his neck and dan comes untouched but is super embarrassed :)
I love neck kink Dan
This is short asf
đThey were sat on the couch, watching a movie. Okay maybe they werenât really watching it anymore. Maybe Dan had completely forgotten the movie and moved to straddle his boyfriend.
đThey made out lazily, Philâs arms around Danâs waist. It was nice and sweet, no need for any words. They were both obviously content.
đand then Philâs lips landed on Danâs neck. A simple part of teasing or foreplay in most relationships, but not for Dan. As soon as Philâs lips attached to his neck, Danâs mind went blank with only pleasure. He bit his lip, breath shaky, as he tried to stay quiet.
đThen Philâs hand came to rest on the other side of Danâs neck as he kissed and sucked at the right side. Dan hoped Phil didnât realize how hard he already was.
đ"Can I leave a hickey?â Phil asked lowly, nipping at Danâs neck. âFuck. Yes.â Dan answered breathily. Phil smirked and nuzzled Danâs neck before finding a nice patch of skin, and sucking a hickey into it. Dan couldnât help but whimper.
đPhil continued leaving hickeys all over the flesh of his neck and Dan panicked when he felt himself cumming in his pants. Fuck fuck fuck, that was so damn embarrassing.
đ"Phil, fuck, stop, stop, oh my god, IâŚâ Dan spoke flustered, climbing out of Philâs lap, blushing furiously. But Phil had already looked down to see the wet patch in Danâs jeans. It took him a moment to realize what had happened.
đPhil couldnât help but chuckle softly, âAww Dan baby, thatâs okay.â He promised, brushing Danâs hair from his face, âThatâs actually pretty damn hot, all from your neck?â Dan nodded, still not meeting Philâs eyes. Phil brushed his fingers over Danâs neck, watching carefully as he shuddered. âHoly fuck, thatâs hot.â Phil mumbled.
đDan blushed but looked up, and Phil immediately captured Danâs lips in a kiss. âCan I make you cum again for me, baby?â He asked, voice considerably deeper, and Dan nodded desperately.
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Snakebites and Tattoos
A/N: OKAY so I honestly never saw myself writing this. Or anything like this. But, this is for @imdeletingmyinternethistory (love you btw thanks for getting me outside my comfort zone you totally owe me that dw shirt). And cause itâs me there is literally so much useless stuff like calm down eva. So, yeah. Please try not to be too harsh <3
Genre: Smut
Prompt:Â Punk!Phan. They hate each other. Except they also wanna fuck. Dan thinks heâs dom but Phil proves him otherwise. ^.^
Beta: the absolutely amazingly patient @lonely-lester (please one day will you let me live this down thanks) She also came up with the title because I am the most unoriginal person ever. <3 you!
Word Count: 1.8K
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Sexually Compatible
Summary: Phil dumps his boyfriend and hooks up with Dan.
Warning: Smut, Light bondage, Daddy!Kink, Praise!Kink, Dirty talk, Spanking, Dom!Top!Dan, Bottom!Sub!Phil, Hickies
Word Count: 2,245
Dan has fancied Phil for a very long time. He had a crush on him before they even met. They more they got to know each other, the harder Dan fell. Before he knew it, Dan was completely and utterly in love with Phil Lester.
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Hey! Could you help find a fic it was dan and phil with louise and a bunch of other youtubers all in room and one of them suggests they play a game of "too hot" but the twist is is that the lights are off and you don't know who your kissing. I remember Louise was the one shuffling and pairing them up? Thanks in advance!
Kiss In The Dark -Â Phil wants to kiss Dan. Like, a lot. Phil doesnât know if Dan wants to kiss him back. The obvious answer: have Louise set up a terribly complicated game akin to seven minutes in heaven - but anonymous - and hope for the best. But oh, the best is yet to come.
- Thea
i was just casually deleting my bebo (DONâT LAUGH AT ME. ITâS GONE NOW)Â when i stumbled across this -massive cringe oh my god- from back when myspace was relevant!Â
hi can u PLS do a thing where dan is deep into subspace and gets really upset and fluFF FLUFF PLS I LOVE FLUFF JUST FLUFF FluFF
yeS YES FluFF
kinky fluff is my favorite thing ever. This is 1,100 words - a fic. This is getting out of hand.
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Being the horny shits they were, it was only midday, and Dan was laid, panting, on his back. He was messy with cum and his own tears. Phil leaned forward and kissed him on the forehead before standing.
Dan whimpered quietly as soon as Phil broke contact to go get something to clean them up.
Phil looked down to see Dan wide-eyed, almost seeming afraid. He made grabby hands, reaching after Phil. Phil reached down to stroke Danâs cheek. âBaby, Iâve got to clean us up.â He spoke, raising an amused eyebrow, as Dan grabbed his arm before he could withdraw it. Dan shook his head, holding onto him tightly.
Phil smiled gently and scooped Dan into his arms. Dan sighed and wrapped his arms around Philâs neck, and his legs around Philâs waist. âIâve got you.â Phil promised, carrying the boy- with minor difficulty- to the bathroom.
Dan whined loudly, eyes widening again, when Phil set him down to wet a cloth. He reached out for Phil again. Phil furrowed his brow, slightly concerned. Dan never seemed like this after sex.
He interlocked his and Danâs fingers, which seemed to satisfy the boy enough for him to get a rag wet. He turned back to Dan, meeting his wide eyes and bringing the rag to his face, washing away the tear stains.
âYouâre good, baby, youâre okay.â He mumbled gently, hand resting on Danâs knee as he moved to clean up the cum on his stomach, crotch, thighs, and bum. He then rubbed lotion into Danâs sore arse and thighs, kissing him gently.
When Phil had them both cleaned, he crouched before Dan, searching his eyes. He mustâve been pretty far into his subspace. He launched himself into Philâs arms, burying his face in Philâs neck. Phil stumbled a little, wrapping an arm around Danâs waist. He kissed him on the head, hooking his hands beneath Danâs legs and standing.
âBaby, daddyâs got you, itâs okay.â He mumbled into Danâs ear. Dan gripped him tighter at these words.
Phil carried the boy over to their bed, laying him down. He wasnât all that tired, but their playtime took a lot more out of Dan than it did Phil, so he assumed Dan would want to nap.
But Dan just sat, staring at him with wide, glossy eyes, gripping his hand. Phil brought a hand to Danâs cheek, stroking down with his thumb before bringing his entire hand down Danâs neck, essentially petting the boy. Dan keened into his touch, relaxing.
That was when a loud knock came at the door downstairs. Phil leaned in to press a kiss to Danâs cheek before standing. Danâs eyes widened again, and he looked scared as Phil broke their physical contact.
âIâll be right back, kitten, donât worry.â Phil promised, walking out of the room.
As it turned out, it was their neighbor wondering if next time they could maybe keep it down. Phil couldnât help but chuckle a little as he promised theyâd try. He doubted Dan was capable of such a thing. The man thanked him before walking back inside.
Phil decided to stop by the kitchen and get Dan a glass of water and some painkillers before he headed back upstairs. Phil entered their bedroom, concerned when he found Dan curled up and crying. He rushed to Danâs side, sitting beside him, setting the water and pills on his nearby dresser.
âDan, baby, are you alright? What is it?â Phil questioned, arm curling around Danâs side. Dan didnât answer, and Phil realized that he most likely couldnât. Dan was too far gone.
Dan rolled into Philâs lap, curling up and burying his face in Philâs chest as he sobbed. He couldnât quite fully comprehend the situation. All Dan knew was his daddy was there, then he wasnât and Dan got scared, but now he was there again and Dan had him back.
âMy good boy,â Phil murmured, arms wrapped tightly around his little boy. âDaddyâs here, baby, shh. Itâs okay now, Iâve got you.â
Dan felt all warm and tingly, but far off, like he wasnât connected to his body. He held onto his daddy tight, slightly scared by the feeling.
Phil kissed his forehead, pushing Dan back to see his face. He wiped away Danâs tears that had slowly stopped falling. Dan clutched his shirt, seeming scared. âYouâre okay, Dan.â Phil comforted, rubbing his back, âIâve got you, Iâll take care of you. I promise.â
These words seemed to ease Dan, just a bit. So at least his words were sort of getting through. They sat in silence for a while Dan in his arms and Phil holding him. Phil assumed Dan would come out of his trance-like headspace on his own.
âHow we doing, bear?â Phil asked, fingers gliding over Danâs arm comfortingly.
Dan just blinked his wide eyes and held Phil tighter. âD-daddy.â He mumbled.
Phil held him close, âHow about daddy takes you down stairs, maybe gets us something to eat, and then we can cuddle on the couch, is that okay?â Phil asked, assuming Dan would be able to come out of subspace when we was ready. Phil figured that a different setting would help Dan with the transition from play to regular life.
Dan nodded, still clinging to Phil like a koala. So Phil carried Dan down the stairs and into the kitchen. They heated up the Indian food from the other night and Phil made them two plates, all while not letting go of Danâs hand.
Soon they were in the living room eating and Phil was typing emails.
Danâs mind was slowly clearing up and he began to focus on things beside Philâs touch, the taste of the food, the email Phil was typing. It was to YouTube abut the behind the scenes tatinof movie. Dan was able to comprehend this, so he assumed he was coming back to a normal headspace.
âDaddy,â he mumbled, meaning to say Phil. Phil turned to him and pat the space beside him, letting Dan curl up and lay against him.
âHowâs you head, Danny?â He asked, smiling.
Dan nuzzled into his chest. âMmmâŚgetting there.â He was able to mumble.
Phil smiled brightly at Danâs ability to answer and leaned over to kiss him on the forehead. âThere you go! Iâm glad.â
He gradually came back to a normal headspace, but was still reluctant to let go of Phil. So Phil wrapped his arms around Danâs and took care of him the rest of the day, even if Dan technically couldâve taken care himself.
His arms will be the death of me
Can you do an hc where Dan tops just to make the phandom mad? Don't worry I know Phil tops but I just like to be a troll ( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
Yo I know itâs mostly like kinky shit up in here but can I have like a v fluffy giggly lighthearted hc in like 2015-16 and like it can be kinky but also just cute and laid back with praise kink and no degradation pls and thnx
ask and ye shall receive, lovesÂ
- âItâs for the irony, Phil,â Dan gasped out as he ground down, thrusting his hips into Phil. Phil cried out, grimacing as pain sparked up his spine. âCan we - fuck Dan, please donât - can we be ironic in a way that isnât so f-fucking painful?â Dan giggled and kissed Philâs nose, easing out of him. He leaned in to mouth at Philâs neck and chest, one hand coming up to take hold of Philâs flagging erection.
- âI donât even see how you like that,â Phil grumbled, wincing when he tried to clench his legs together. Dan still worked his hand and mouth, laughing lowly against the wet skin of Philâs throat. âOnce you get used to it, itâs really fucking good.â Phil scoffed, rolling over so he was on top of Dan. Dan smiled up at him when Phil gasped and kicked his hips forward into Danâs hand. âI-Iâll take our word for it,â he groaned out, and Dan giggled, spreading his legs and hooking his ankles around Philâs back.
- âI mean,â Dan started, tipping his hips up and making it easier for Phil to thrust in. Dan gasped, grabbing Philâs shoulders. âIt - fuck - just going by past experience, trusting me is a very bad idea.â
- âYou and your fucking muffin,â Phil groaned, punctuating every word with a snap of his hips into Danâs pliant body. âWhich reminds me,â Phil said, nipping and licking from Danâs collar bones to his nipples. âWe should talk about our situation.â He began to thrust harder and Danâs eyes rolled back in his head. âFinancially.â
- âFinanciallyâ is not one of the words Dan ever thought he would be hearing while he had a cock up his ass, especially not from the mouth of person whose cock was up Danâs ass. Dan shared as much with Phil, between breathless pants and choked-off cries and Phil laughed, moving up to kiss Danâs lips.
- âI love you,â he whispered against Danâs lips, and Dan whined and nodded in response. âI love you too, Phil. Now, I know you donât like getting fucked but I kind of really do, so any day you want to start taking this seriously wou-â The rest of Danâs snarky response ended in a gasp as Phil thrust in particularly hard, nailing that one spot inside of Dan that made him see stars.
- âFuck, fuck, fuck,â Dan whispered, tensing up. âIâm going, Iâm going,â Phil responded with a laugh, and Dan groaned - out of annoyance, not pleasure. âYou fucking spoon,â he mumbled, dragging Phil up to kiss him again. âDo you want to fuck or to spoon, Iâm getting so many mixed signals here,â Phil said, giggling even as the pace of his thrusts sped up.Â
- âYou and your dad jokes,â Dan muttered. âDidnât think you were into that,â Phil hummed.
-Â âShut your fuck,â Dan moaned, coming all over his own stomach with a breathless laugh. He dropped his legs back to the bed, bending them up his body and grabbing behind his own knees to hold his legs up as Phil continued to thrust into him.
- Phil kept thrusting through his orgasm and Danâs second, before collapsing onto Danâs messy chest with a sigh. âI love you,â he said, stealing a kiss. âI love you too,â Dan mumbled, kissing back. âEven though you try to have conversations about our future while youâre balls deep in my ass.â âHey, at least I donât try and do it while Iâm balls deep in your throat.â
-Â âTouche, motherfucker.â
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Punish me Dan
Summary: Dan discovers Philâs pain kink.
Warning: Smut, pain!kink, Degradation, top!Dan, bottom!Phil
Word Count: 1,873
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The YouNow chat is scrolling by rather quickly. However, Dan can see the messages. Theyâre the same ones heâs getting sent. âAre you gay?!â says one. âKiss Phil!!!â screams another. He sighs and attempts to power through it. Ignoring the messages, he starts in on a rant about a television show heâs currently watching, but theyâre relentless. He ends up ending the stream rather abruptly.
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a beautiful concept: dan waking up with philâs head between his legs /part 2/
Rise and Shine
Summary: Dan is an extremely difficult person to wake up in the morning, but Phil has thought of the perfect way to get him up and out of bed.Â
937 words
cockslut!dan, daddy kink, top!phil, praise kink, blowjob/mouth fucking, bed humping
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Imagine Dan being all ready for daddy after a long day ( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
Donât steal or I will terrorise ur children.
~bk
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Of Cats and Smoke Alarms
NEW PHANFIC GUYS IM NOT DEAD
Title- Of Cats and Smoke Alarms
Rating- K
Summary -Â In which Dan is the neighbour that keeps setting off the smoke alarm in the building and Phil is the neighbour that offers to give him cooking lessons, tired of his Buffy marathons and sleep schedules being messed up. Throw in a few house plants and Danâs cat that Phil happens to be completely in love with, if a little allergic to, and love is sure to blossom, right?
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