Yikes

[cozyqueen]

[natehankz]

she doesn’t have the range

[blackmodel]

mood

[kylostantrums]

marvel headquarters, early 2000s

guy 1: who do u think we should cast as wolverine

guy 2: idk probably a huge, jacked man

[warpedlamp]

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

[warpedlamp]

[thesubcon10ent]

Has this been done yet?

Credit to @fairygodrobot for the text

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

[triskele1312]

Is this a prompt or a prophesy

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Its an instruction

[80source]

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[summer-rose-isms]

Chaotic good

[demigodgooglesearches]

what the fuck is going on between poseidon and zeus right now

[systlin]

“Eyes the half of the continent that’s on fire”

Hephaestus can chill too TBH.

[explorerrowan]

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[bad-intentixns]

Holy shit

[assgod]

Bob Ross painted this

[princesspinch]

It’s officially spooky season p.2

[tooiconic]

please forever tag me in bongo cat memes

[carana0]

Skeletons know what’s up.

Turn off mute!

[plant-ghoul]

ITS TIME

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[bloodpressurecuff]

woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air

[sexanax]

dont catch feelings you’ll die

[sexanax]

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[taliabobalia]

[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

New favorite tumblr post of all time.

[obishus-deactivated20200520]

This post has made me so happy.

[pizzaotter]

A M A Z I N G

[northbysouthwest-deactivated202]

I love this woman

[allmannerofsomethings]

A gem of a story.

[atlinmerrick]

I adore Rachel Maddow.