Today I woke up and said Fuck

I love snakes and plants and women and anarchy. My plant's name is greenbean.

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

Alrighty a new obsession: D&D

I want to join a campaign so fricken bad

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

I wanna be abso-fucking-lutely clear

PEDRO PASCAL DID NOT HAVE TO POP OFF THAT HARD WITH THE FINALE. I WAS SOBBING OKAY!! I AM NOT OKAY

[deus-ex-moshina]

My only opinion on sambucky is that it’s a good ship because they’re obviously in love with each other, but each secretly think the other is the widow of their recently deceased best friend (Steve) and that they should respect the bro code. Hilarity ensues

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

That’s it. That’s the entire show, is just that.

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

No words just suffering.

[laughoutloud-club]

it do be like that tho

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

And for some reason it’s always math or English

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[halcyonsynthesis]

Apathy Crackers

[draegaa]

Lethargy crepes

[joieedevivre]

Hyperactive Spaghetti Squash

[gecsplaining]

Rejection Sensitive Pie

[inky-starlight]

Social Isolation Yaki Udon

[mbrainspaz]

Depression Cupcake

[somescreamsinajar]

Unmotivated cookie

[flavoracle]

*nasal racetrack announcer voice*

“…and rounding the bend at an incredibly sporadic pace, it’s Hyperfixation Hotdog!”

[ambassadorofboom]

Sleepy Sloppy Joe

[flavoracle]

If I went to a race where one of the horses was named Sleepy Sloppy Joe, I would immediately bet on it.

That is the greatest horse name I have ever seen.

[killergabite]

Lethargic Pizza

[nekogirltail]

Rejection Sensitive Dsyphoria Nutty Buddy.

[dollsonmain]

Short Term Memory Loss Banana

[zakubabbles]

Depression Generic Frosted Flakes

[hailstorrmmss]

Short Term Memory Loss Soup!

[aerosorceress]

Fatigue Crisps

[drpathetique]

Social withdrawal cinnamon roll

[tinsnip]

Overcompensating White Bread

[agatharights]

Magical Thinking Cough Drop

[splend-42]

Bad Memory Sausage

[saltymcsaltything]

Panic Attack Omelette

[trans-dwightschrute]

Hyperactive Cookie

[toddtakefive]

Scatterbrained Pizza

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

Panic Cookie Dough

[toddtakefive]

i just finished reading a comic that i really liked, so i closed out of the tab thinking ‘that was a really good comic’ and my immediate next thought was ‘wait what was the plot of the comic again?’

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

And you know the worst part? You’ll never be able to find that same comic again

[ranmagender]

Shrek is historically and culturally significant. People's eyes are finally opening

[toddtakefive]

things i didnt expect to happen this year keep happening

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

“Shrek is recognized as a cultural phenomena.″

Damn it, that wasn’t on my bingo card.

[angellthedeactivated-deactivate]

Look at him! He is to precious for this world! The show runners of DreamWorks dont deserve Lotor after what they did to him.

To my understanding there is a version of the final season that the writers and the actors originally wanted to make but the show runners made them change it. Awesome job at screwing up your most popular show you idiots.

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

I would literally die for bb Lotor

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

I want to go mug a homophobe 

@youselfishasshole  Care to join?

[toddtakefive]

drop their address omg <333

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

<3 is not a personality.

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

Hold up. You mean to tell me that they had Lotor defeat his abuser and followed it up with this RIDICULOUSLY SYMBOLIC SCENE of Lotor literally slipping OUT OF THE DARKNESS INTO THE LIGHT–JUST TO MAKE HIM RANDOMLY A BAD GUY?!?!?

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

Hoshosfodudnmmdmdmdmmdm. It was literally such an obvious direction for the show to go. Like use his character’s redemption arc as fuel and 

Ong Im so mad about his ending.

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

I want to go mug a homophobe 

@youselfishasshole  Care to join?

[arahir]

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

No no don’t do this to me.

[lux-astralis]

I would accept Lotor's shitty 40min youtube apology in a heartbeat tbh

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

Dude Lotor deserved a Zuko level redemption arc. I treat Lotor like I treat John Mulaney: He could do anything and i would suddenly be ✨Blind✨

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

Hot Choccy w/ a small mountain of marshmallos

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

There are 85 fucking questions on my Spanish finals.

[toddtakefive]

imagine taking your finals cringe

[side-raven-hours]

BITCH YOU DON’T HAVE FUCK FINALS?

[toddtakefive]

bold of you to assume that the reason im not taking my finals is because we dont have them

[side-raven-hours]

I don’t care the reason I have 4 finals tomorrow plus regular tests you are BLESSED MOTHER FUCKER

[toddtakefive]

literally all im doing is skipping my finals its not that much of a blessing

[side-raven-hours]

Th-thats an option?

[toddtakefive]

it is if you dont fear the wrath of god

[side-raven-hours]

God fears me

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

God has a lot to answer for

[lets-go-lick-some-ass]

Stay mad, not sad