let's make someone happy today ✨

Sarah. lesbian. she/her. inbox open ❤

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[putthekettleonlove]

i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The source of her power:

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The most delicious little strawbebby...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Presenting the politest of little gentlemen

[minyoonjin]

MY GOD MIN YOONGI YOU ARE INSANE

[ot3]

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

[myshailya]

“This isn’t a straight story.”

“They got caught.”

“It looks more like forgiveness than pride.”

“Forgiveness implies there's something that was wrongfully done.”

—Hudson Williams

[gerardpilled]

Can’t stop using this photo. Like that’s really how it feels

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is doing double duty as a drama queen and a schemer rn.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[disgustinggf]

thoughts on women?

yeah always

[hjjhtyhthfrthgfhnfgb-deactivate]

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

[doodleoo]

today I got the most beautiful batch of strawberries

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[mymansmoon]

imagining shane hanging out with his parents and while he's away from his phone doing something with his dad a call comes in. yuna sees this and goes, "shane, someone's calling you!"

and shane says, "who is it?"

"lily!"

"oh." shane immediately sets aside what he's doing and walks over, saying to his mom, "that's ilya."

yuna looks at him in confusion as he picks up his phone. "why is ilya saved as 'lily' in your phone?"

and shane looks at her, away, shrugs as if it's obvious and simply says, "I can't have ilya rozanov saved on my phone, mom" before answering the call with a, "hey, baby" and walking away.

leaving yuna (and david) standing shocked and, once again, shaken at how little they knew about their son and the layers of concealment he's had to operate under for years just to love who he loves.

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[fairyinthetrees]

hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.