lise ohne lotte

i breathe memes.

[iftye]

I was not built for this (getting out of bed)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

my mom is so mad shes like “why does your brother post such dumbass memes” jhgfghgfdsdfghj

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this is what she was mad about

[nakedly]

well, fuck

my reaction to everything (via nakedly)

[browsedankmemes]

Dat ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ Boi

[ellafantt]

hey atheists

if god isnt real how do you explain pepe

[weheartchrisevans]

[tendertobehold]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[d0cil98-deactivated20200528]

i can’t believe this came back to me

[uneducated-spoon]

Oh my Jesus on a boat @housemdonewithyou

[em-gm]

this is art

[kinghardy]

[fenris]

everything over $20 is too expensive for me unless it’s a video game

[vanessacarlysle]

It’s a strange feeling. Everywhere I go, I’m the first. Step outside the rover? First guy ever to be there! Climb a hill? First guy to climb that hill! Kick a rock? That rock hadn’t moved in a million years! I’m the first guy to drive long-distance on Mars. The first guy to spend more than thirty-one sols on Mars. The first guy to grow crops on Mars. First, first, first!

[ridleydaisy]

[slytherin-pixie]

Missy is every service worker.

[nippleicious]

sorry i only date pokemon masters

[whatistigerbalm]

[khaislife]

lol…. Bill Nye outchea.. 

[strivingking-deactivated2015122]

“I turn my back to the air pollution…”

[clarknokent]

He bout to burn that muthafucka down

[pocula-blog]

[thorsbaratitty-blog]

lookin at steve like we will never speak of this again

[florels]