How can I be so bland?

I'm just your average low-tier basic bitch re-bloger List of likes MTG Pokemon Steven Universe Dungeons and Dragons Robotics Cute Anime RPG games Adventure Time Star Wars Harry Potter Many More

[totheleft5times]

[galgant]

Durge gets homeschooled.

[xteacupx]

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

[xteacupx]

This is the song

[slumberblues]

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

[xteacupx]

I love you guys omf

[xteacupx]

TUMBLR I THINK THIS POST HAS HAD A BIT MORE THAN 5 REBLOGS

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[fieldbears]

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

[fizzgigfurball]

@diseonfire future?

[vet-and-wild]

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[onlytiktoks]

[noivern]

[arianiziolek]

I drew this whole comic just to do a wheezing lizard #Durge #DarkUrge #Minthara #BaldursGate3

also here is my brand new Patreon, feel free to support me if you want! https://patreon.com/arianiziolek

I plan to put a lot of my WIPs, sketches, and ideas, as well as bonus and NSFW artworks in there. Highly recommended!

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[sulemio-week-official]

Blessing the dash with their joint lesbian slay, prettiest couple in the universe absolutely effervescent we stay winning y'all🍅🍅🍅🍅

[nullcanary]

WE'RE SO BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slitherpunk]

Visit Original Link

on the wikipedia page for puppy and they got this narration that sounds kinda professor oak-esque but a bit deeper. this is entertaining me for some reason

[rockergiirl]

it sounds like a half life scientist reading the wikipedia page

[jettkuso]

You cannot be prepared for what this man’s voice sounds like

[iwontletyoudiealone]

[motorizedduck]

Just today I got to see a chess book that I remember reading as a little kid. While it didn't give me a lifelong passion for chess, it did give me a lifelong passion for fantasy for its artwork.

The book is "Chess for Young Beginners" from 1975, and here's some of the artwork:

Like, this artwork goes hard. I especially appreciate the colour scheme for the black pieces, with its browns, bronzes, reds and oranges.

This artwork is amazing, evocative, exciting and dramatic. I recommend giving it a look if you have a chance - you can probably scrounge up a PDF of this thing with a bit of searching.

[mmmwafflesart]

[valtsv]

girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.

[valtsv]

wait fr

oh my god

[valtsv]

men when they die in svalbard

[loyalshipper]

[valtsv]

and waste fresh meat???

[beepost-generator]

I didn't think that it would be more wild, but it is. Terrifying.

[seidmadr-secrets]

Oh yes. The graveyard is quarantined.

Longyearbyen has some other nice laws, such as it being illegal to lock the doors of houses and cars (so that people can escape polar bears), or it being illegal to leave the town without firearms (so that people can defend themselves from polar bears.)

Is a pretty cool place.

[britcision]

So it’s not illegal to die there they just firmly prefer you try not to