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Kiana Khansmith

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Cosmic Funnies
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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macklin celebrini has autism
AnasAbdin
Not today Justin
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
art blog(derogatory)
KIROKAZE
Xuebing Du
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
taylor price
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@letsbesupergay
fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Paul: Judas truth or dare??
Judas: dare
Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC
Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare
Peter: truth
Jesus: would you ever betray me peter
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone
This whole post is GOLD
The girl deserved to be kicked in the face tbh.
“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“
Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.
Holy shit
The brilliant thing about this isn’t just the CGI, it’s the clever little touches of humor– mussing the boy’s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You don’t need to know who he is or who he’s saving or why. There’s a guy who runs real fast and he’s saving people from an explosion, and he’s having a blast with it, and that’s all you need to know. It’s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. That’s damn good filmmaking.
I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”
I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments
Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”
My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.
I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.
please give us updates
Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”
And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.
I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.
op will not die of natural causes
That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts
What A Great Idea!
This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.
This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.
This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.
This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.
Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.
This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.
Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.
Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.
There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.
A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets.
These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.
This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.
This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.
Big Dave
reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design
I had a dream that I was a smoker (I’ve never smoked and never will). I smoked like an entire pack in the dream, just standing on the sidewalk in Washington DC. Every person that passed by looked disappointed in me.
This reminds me of the time I dreamt my friend went searching for Bigfoot because he had a massive foot fetish and believed that Bigfoot would have his ideal feet.
Big Dick Energy
QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER
why are there like… thousands of bot accounts advertising gay porn in the notes of every single post what is going on on tumblr dot com
real estate agent: so what kind of property are you looking for?
me: a simple cave with fewer goblins than most
Things I Need:
1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000
Look at her fucking face she looks like she just got away with a fart
isnt that juanita from desperate housewives
“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”
I still can’t believe it was taken down on Instagram because saltine Americans flagged it as racist.
This went viral the night of 2016 elections
Still funny tho.
AHEAD OF THE GAME