huh?

hmmmm

[glowingforrest]

my relationship with zodiac sign related stuff

[nyxqueen97]

if on my block dies like the get down im blaming all of y’all being obsessed with mediocre Netflix shows with token characters but not giving shows with great diversity and fleshed out characters a chance

[gilasaurus]

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

[forever-painting-roses-deactiva]

Hades: babe what's wrong?

Persephone, drunk, scratching two of cerberus' heads, weeping: I don't have enough hands

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[sleepneep]

never TE OLG9 DO FATS

[i-am-grell]

Cell Block Tango: *Plays*

My thoughts for the next 7 minutes:

[liquidstar]

stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.

[blakquills]

stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb

[akapandamonium]

Aren’t Phineas and Ferb a little young to be the peak of both the Music and Comedic Industries?

[thesnakesstuff]

Yes, yes they are

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

i love how little girls have their wolf phases and their dragon phases and their big cat phases and etc…they shouldve let us turn into wolves at that age

[radicalcoffeeclub]

women not being able to shapeshift is a major flaw of humans as a species tbh

[mollyscribbles]

You know how there’s the occasional discussion about the children in the Harry Potter universe or what have you, wondering how they’d keep the magic stuff secret at an age when they have, y’know, zero filter?

this one time I was at the zoo, outside the coyote habitat, and this was the kind of zoo that gives the animals a ton of room so they were pretty hard to spot in the dense trees.  A couple kids were there, also looking, and the little girl spots them first.  I compliment her excellent eyesight.  And then her brother speaks up: “My sister turns into a wolf at night.”

She turns, tiny and indignant, and responds without hesitation, “No I don’t, I turn into a fox.”

it has stuck with me for YEARS how offended she was about her brother misidentifying her species and I consider this evidence that secrecy is a nonissue with younger kids because it’s not that I don’t believe her, it’s that I have no idea what to do with that information if true.

[sa2ha]

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

[xartini-selini]

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

[theload]

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.

[ragnawreck-deactivated20190917]

I have been watching that one thing

I am a song of rage and salt

[daughter-of-water]

Benioff and Weiss: The things I do for shock value.

[eeviiefrye]

The ultimate tragedy of game of thrones is that ghost did not get one pat on the head before Jon left him. Unacceptable.

[captainsamericaa]

lyanna mormont died doing what she loved most: making men look weak

[seachord]

jessica had a lot of good burns in the defenders but my favorite one by far was when matt ditches her and parkours his way to the top floor of a building and she arrives at the exact same time as him in an elevator just in time to insult him

[mysticolosa]

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars

[evilspice]

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

[thebellwitchblog]

The day is 01 Tumblr A.P. (After Purge)