Never Meant to Be

Quill/Sam | 20 | @blakquills on twitter

[blakquills]

[writing-prompt-s]

Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.

[ofthefog-deactivated20220221]

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

[senatorwiggles-deactivated20241]

this meme is like 2 years old please let it die

[tevruden]

Hahah you sweet summer child:

Loss, and the meme of making fun of loss, turns ten this year

[sarcastic-clapping]

happy 13th birthday to this icon

[durbikins]

[konigstigerr]

“it may look like i made a whole series of games about man ass, but i am not gay.”

[carnival-phantasm]

Thank god I remembered to share this before june ends

[closet-keys]

I’m sorry, I probably should have just scrolled by cause don’t want to be dragged into weird ahistorical lgbt tumblr discourse but what in the fuck are some of you talking about

[deadryn]

[mousehole5000]

gender is stored in the fucked up little half gloves

[mousehole5000]

what the fuck more could you want

[mousehole5000]

i feel so understood

[elasticitymudflap]

date a digital artist to complete the glove

[extralvl]

babushka toriel with fresh pirozhki <3

[charlesoberonn]

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

[charlesoberonn]

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[frog-whisperer]

[thetrashchronicles]

[urlocalllama]

Alex Hirsch is this close to fucking losing it and going on a murderous rampage through Disney’s corporate offices

[lizardsister]

dark iron giant

you go i stay

[yourfursona]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[memesandlaughs]

[the-silent-screamer]

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

[prismatic-bell]

Also?

MANY religions worldwide would consider this a solemn and respected post of work. Every form of paganism I have personally run across would say you’re doing an important duty. In Judaism, we’d say you’re fulfilling a Mitzvah by respecting the dead and honoring their memories.

If you go in with good intentions, any spirits still hanging around WILL NOT HURT YOU. Just show them respect.

[ruffboi-mags]

Also seriously that’s nearly $17k a MONTH. I’ve had jobs where I didn’t earn that in a YEAR.

Even if those ghosts ain’t friendly, I am full-on taking that job. $200k a year. $200k a fuckin year. No retail, no food service, no manager hovering and riding my ass, no annoying coworkers? I’ll deal with the ghosts.

[ghost-cassette]

Plus you’ll probably encounter the local goth community

[pir8core]

Nonbinary people, nondysphoric trans people, people with “weird” pronouns and genders, “transtrenders” and “tucutes”, you’re allowed to participate in Trans Day of Remembrance. You’re allowed to mourn and be angry and upset and scared. You’re allowed to celebrate resilience despite the circumstances. This day is for you.

[hustlerose]

[catgirl-kaiju]

Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl

[sloppystyle]

me at the cheese factory making the cheese

[reginaldqueribundus]

me at the hobbit real estate auction

[july-19th-club]

me when the dozens of juvenile delinquents at my camp dig in the nearby dry lizard-infested lakebed in search of buried treasure

[11990904]

source

[atomic-rez]

The Perfume Department

[electrodaggers]

[william-snekspeare]

Smart and stupid gang rise up. I am a college graduate and I look at an analog clock like it is a fucking math problem

[william-snekspeare]

I mean no disrespect but. your father is a total fucking maniac