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Pages 27, 28, and 29 of The Losing Side, the sequel to Oh, What a Night.
Previous - END
Read on AO3 or start at the beginning.
Part three of the Oh, What a Night trilogy will be coming soon! Points of Interest - Wedding night fluff and (Kelley-style) smut. Keep your eyes peeled for the third installment.Â
221BÂ Adventure Time
Watson: I am the man for him, and he's the man for me, and together we shall be the most perfect partners in the history of all the world.
Stamford: Um, dude, chill, you haven't even met him yet. He's actually kinda weird...
Watson: Shut your hole and take me to meet my husband.
No matter whatâs happened, or what could happen in the future, should we get another series or not, it truly has been an amazing seven years. Loo, you, Benedict, and everyone else were ALL absolutely beautiful as well. Thank you, thank you.Â
With Love,Â
Your Fans from All Over the World xx
John: (earnestly) Do you have emotional problems?
Sherlock: (on the verge of tears) No, I have emotional solutions
RFA members + exchanging Christmas gifts
Thereâs snow everywhere and snow means Christmas and Christmas means Christmas gifts!! :D
Zen
Christmas was coming and you had a hard time finding a present for this boy
But inspiration hit one day when u tried finding one specific pic on his phone
You aged scrolling through those selfies trying to find the pic
And thatâs how u got the idea of a polaroid camera :)!
(Because they are super hard to take selfies with, so he would be forced to take pics of other things) (Like you know the scenery and stuff) >:)
âŚBut now the plan backfired on you
He only takes pics of you
His present to you was a mirror (???)
âI couldnât find anything more beautiful than youâ (he was so sincere)
The clichĂŠ never ends with Zen
You lift an eyebrow at him but you still blush and feel flattered
He also pulls out a little box
Thereâs a necklace with the letter âZâ on it
He still meant what he said earlier tho
Yoosung
Yoosung had been doing real research on what to get you
He went through tons of magazines and online forums
Also tried to asking the entire RFA, but gave up when he got answers such as âan oil painting of Elizabeth 3rdâ from Jumin
And âmemesâ from Seven, who claimed that âgirls loves âthe Memesââ (???)
Poor boy was trying so hard to find the best gift for the best gf (that he still cannot believe he got)
Finally he comes to the conclusion that a homemade gift is the best
And he actually ends up sewing his own teddy bear for you
(â Ď ââż)
Itâs wearing a blue shirt with a yellow star (cinnamonroll mode activated)
One of the ears is slightly loose tho
But overall you were super impressed
You gave him a set of hand-painted figurines from LOLOL (the excitement from Yoosung was priceless)
He placed it by his computer so he can see it every time he played LOLOL (basically 24/7)
You guys must be the craftiest couple in existence
Jaehee
You secretly called Jumin and arranged (threatened) for Jaehee to have a vacation >:)
You booked cruise tickets and hid them inside a limited edition of Zenâs photobook
Jaeheeâs eyes lit up when she saw the photobook, but when the cruise tickets fell out her face dropped
When is Assistant Kang ever gonna have time for that (when there are seven cat-related projects requiring assistance)
Her worry turned to joy as you explained how you got things under control
She got both of you matching slippers and blankets (â âżâ âż)
Her mom mode activated that one time you complained about being cold
There was also a basket of her homemade baked goods
It tasted like hope felt
Jumin
Jumin is always wearing formal and stiff clothes
So you wanted to get him something to wear that allowed him to show his love for cats
In a professional way, 24/7
Since he canât wear cat ears to work you got him cat shaped cufflinks instead
Like this one
And matching tie with cat paw prints like this
This boy has never been more in love with you (also he canât wait to show off his new clothes at work tomorrow)
Jumin keeps on giving you gifts
Like rarely a day goes without you receiving gifts from him
So for Christmas you told to not get you a gift for a change
When he still handed you a box before Christmas, you almost refused taking it
Until he explained (with a smug expression) how it was a gift for himself
Ohohohoh ( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
You open the box to find cat ears, cat tail with matching paws and a bell choker (those very NSFW ones)
âOoooh Jumin thatâs really cute, are you gonna wear this?â You ask weakly, a hint of hope in your eyes
Let me tell you this hope was shattered when u saw the smirk on his face
Well it was worth a try
Seven (we had troubles keeping his short haha)
You had gift-wrapped everything you associate with health in one gigantic basket
You went all out
There were at least three entire brokkoli heads, a couple of nutritional looking drinks (you think, cos nobody knows, they all look like shit)
Also books on healthy cooking for dummies in different languages
Arabic was one of them
Also another was written in something you didnât even recognize as a language (u assumed he understood it either way, which he did)
The excitement on his face as he ran towards the ginormous package on Christmas day was almost painful to watch
It took you everything to keep your poker face as he ripped through the packaging & slowly realizes whatâs inside
His expression was like those babies on Youtube who taste lemons for the first time
At that point you completely lost it
You were rolling on the floor laughing (while simultaneously greeted with a shower of broken brokkoli rain from God Seven)
When you finally collected yourself, you told him to look under the Christmas tree
He finds a small box there with two rings inside
You were about to explain that they were for a couple -
âŚBut he had already put both on (no clue how he managed to force on the one meant for you)
âŚBecause now he canât get it off
âAMPUTATION IS THE ONLY WAY NOW!!!â he screams dramatically as he holds up his finger that is starting to get swollen
You grab the closest knife âTHE ONLY WAY TO FREEDOM!!â
You managed to pull it off with soap tho
âŚWhile weakly attempting to explain that you just wanted the ring to remind him of you when you are apart
âŚapparently great minds think alike :D!
Because he got you a piece of jewelry so you remember him as well
It was a necklace with one of those pendants that can be opened
You open it and you were greeted by his face
The derpiest face
A face with so many chins u didnât think could fit on a human being (this must be photoshop)
You never take this necklace off ever
RFA members on a roadtrip with MC (packing + playlist)
Zen
Zen landed on a new role that features a lot of road trips, so he wanted to experience it firsthand
Ofc he brings his princess along
Packing took at least a month
Most of the time was spent on picking out matching couple outfits
(Also an alarming amount of skincare products)
âZen wtf is an ultra fresh aloe vera hyper moist face mask pure snails, and why did you bring a whole box of thisâ
He proudly exclaimed something about taking care of his god given looks (as to not disappoint the people who find joy in his looks *cough*Jaehee*cough*)
The planned route was supposed to take 3 days tops
But it got dragged into almost a week because he insisted on stopping at all the places to take pictures
Not of the scenery but of himself (and you ofc)
At every stop u were treated like an attraction because random ppl would stop and take pictures of the gorgeous couple
His playlist consisted of his musicals, which he enthusiastically sang along to
In the beginning u thought u were gonna die tho cos he was rly putting on a show (also motorbike boy not the safest driver)
After a while u started singing along (not as well as Zen ofc but he loved that u decided to join)
At night he would take you out to the hood of the car to see the stars
This boy looked so innocent and cute until u got back into the car (and boy the BeastTM was unleashed)
The only reason you returned home was because he was running out of that face mask
Yoosung
He wanted to attend a gaming convention that was a few cities away
You offered to drive, but he insisted on driving himself (to show u how much of a man he is)
Boy scout Yoosung had packed all of the essentials +/- a shitton of snacks so you didnât need to do much
Let me tell u this boy was so excited to go on a roadtrip with his gf
He made sure everyone knew before u even left the house
Constantly documenting every moment & sharing it on every social media
#roadtripwithbae  #lovehersomuch  #relationshipgoals
You were embarrassed but u still liked everything he posted (which only encouraged him more)
Yoosungâs playlist was the most normal out of the entire RFA
Consisted of top hits that u guys sang along to
He was actually a pretty good driver
Maybe even a little too cautious (he was so adorably focused on trying not to piss ppl off on the road)
You spend the car ride playing childish car games
âI spy with my little eye something that starts with Câ
âCutiepie!â he says happily and points and you (what an innocent cinnamonroll)
âThe word was car btwâ u say but youâre blushing
At one point u fell asleep before getting to the destination
You woke up huddled in Yoosungâs fav blanket (probably blue and covered in stars)
The next day u find a shit ton of your sleeping pics on social media
#sleepingbeauty #luckiestman #ilusomuch
Jaehee
Jumin was on a trip out with his dad to so Jaehee finally had a couple days off
After spending a couple days recharging, she decided to take u to a newly opened coffee shop called Stardollars (get it??? Badum tiss), insisting that they had the best brewed coffee in the entire country
(although u suspect that it was linked to Zen doing a commercial for said cafĂŠ)
By the time u got out of the house Jaehee had already packed everything u needed, and planned out the entire trip
All u had to do was to get onto the car
She asked u to put on whatever music u liked so she could get to know u better (ââżââż)
To mess with her u put on the most hardcore rock music u could find (âĄâżâĄâż)
Oddly enough she was really into it (ââżââż)
You took it upon yourself to take lots of cute couple pictures (so that people KNOW youâre a couple)
At one point u had to stop because Jaehee said u were distracting her driving
The time was spent just talking about everything that came to your mind (dissing Jumin)
She kept on pestering u with questions the whole way
Are you comfortable?
Are you hungry? (DID YOU FUCKING EAT?)
Do you need pee breaks?
Are you cold?
At some point u mistakenly called her mom
She got super red and was a lot quieter after that
Until you put on Zenâs musicals
Rest of the car ride was spent practically screaming the lyrics with passion (ďžâăŽâ)ďž*:シďžâ§
Jumin
Jumin wished to spend some time with you, so he decided to take you to the cherry farm
He originally intended to fly there but you suggested a roadtrip
This boy was interested in this activity called âroadtripâ and got quite excited
He tried helping you pack
But when he insisted bringing an oil painting of Elizabeth the third you had to stop him
He insisted on driving in the beginning (and u foolishly agreed)
But after almost getting killed the fifth time within 30 min you forcefully took over (for some reason this turned him on)
To make him stop pouting you let him choose the music
And immediately you went a couple centuries back in time
You were met with Dvorakâs Symphony nr. 9 in E minor (he enthusiastically informed you of the title)
You never knew that it was possible to sing along with an entire symphony orchestra
Seeing Jumin happily swinging his head from side to side to the rhythm of the music you couldnât help but smile
âListen to the crescendo MCâ this boy was so enthusiastic
You stared at him blankly (letâs just play along)
Heâs now trying to act as the conductor swinging his hands up and down with his eyes closed
He was so cute u almost drove off the road
At one point you tried to play the game âyellow carâ with him but you quickly stopped as you saw the confusion in his eyes
âWhy would you wish to be hit?â poor boy could not comprehend
When you couldnât come up with an answer (because idfk why ppl actually plays this game Jumin) this smug piece of shit grinned and asked whether this was a fetish of yours
âBecause if that is true, I would gladly comply, but this is neither the place nor time, just wait until we get to the hotelâ
Oh boy shit went down at the hotel
Seven
So Seven somehow got the news that a new cat cafĂŠ opened a couple cities away
âŚNOTHING STOPS SEVEN!!! ZERO!!! SEVEN!!! from his beloved kittycats
Heâs more excited than usual (if thatâs even humanly possible)
Like really thereâs this manic gleam in his eyes and youâre slightly concerned
âWeâre going RIGHT NOW-â
But Seven no itâs midnight and youâve got shit to do-
-right NOW
A second later heâs already outside starting one of his babies
âSeven can we at least pack-â
No need
The Defender of Justice is always ready for an adventure
You realize he wasnât joking as he lifts the car trunk and reveals a stock of Dr.Pepper and Honey Buddha Chips (what did you even expect)
But also toiletries, clothes and living essentials (????)
Seriously when did he even pack these
âSecret agents are always equipped to be on the run MCâ
Oh right.
Hackerboy somehow managed to program a GPS into the robocat
âTurn left in 400 meters meow! Master doesnât want to get lost meow!â
Go cat or go home
Nothing prepared you for Sevenâs playlist
It started with a chipmunk version of Nyan cat (fuck off Seven)
He sang along completely out of tune
Robocat discarded its GPS function and chimed in (sometimes youâre legitimately scared of it)
You chucked an empty Dr. Pepper bottle at Sevenâs face (while he laughed his ass off)
But an hour later you were both yelling Rebecca Blackâs Friday at the top of your lungs
Somewhere along the trip you fell asleep (still mumbling Gangnam Style in your half-consciousness)
This is ofc live broadcasted to the entire RFA
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RFA members on a roadtrip with MC (packing + playlist)
Zen
Zen landed on a new role that features a lot of road trips, so he wanted to experience it firsthand
Ofc he brings his princess along
Packing took at least a month
Most of the time was spent on picking out matching couple outfits
(Also an alarming amount of skincare products)
âZen wtf is an ultra fresh aloe vera hyper moist face mask pure snails, and why did you bring a whole box of thisâ
He proudly exclaimed something about taking care of his god given looks (as to not disappoint the people who find joy in his looks *cough*Jaehee*cough*)
The planned route was supposed to take 3 days tops
But it got dragged into almost a week because he insisted on stopping at all the places to take pictures
Not of the scenery but of himself (and you ofc)
At every stop u were treated like an attraction because random ppl would stop and take pictures of the gorgeous couple
His playlist consisted of his musicals, which he enthusiastically sang along to
In the beginning u thought u were gonna die tho cos he was rly putting on a show (also motorbike boy not the safest driver)
After a while u started singing along (not as well as Zen ofc but he loved that u decided to join)
At night he would take you out to the hood of the car to see the stars
This boy looked so innocent and cute until u got back into the car (and boy the BeastTM was unleashed)
The only reason you returned home was because he was running out of that face mask
 Yoosung
He wanted to attend a gaming convention that was a few cities away
You offered to drive, but he insisted on driving himself (to show u how much of a man he is)
Boy scout Yoosung had packed all of the essentials +/- a shitton of snacks so you didnât need to do much
Let me tell u this boy was so excited to go on a roadtrip with his gf
He made sure everyone knew before u even left the house
Constantly documenting every moment & sharing it on every social media
#roadtripwithbae  #lovehersomuch  #relationshipgoals
You were embarrassed but u still liked everything he posted (which only encouraged him more)
Yoosungâs playlist was the most normal out of the entire RFA
Consisted of top hits that u guys sang along to
He was actually a pretty good driver
Maybe even a little too cautious (he was so adorably focused on trying not to piss ppl off on the road)
You spend the car ride playing childish car games
âI spy with my little eye something that starts with Câ
âCutiepie!â he says happily and points and you (what an innocent cinnamonroll)
âThe word was car btwâ u say but youâre blushing
At one point u fell asleep before getting to the destination
You woke up huddled in Yoosungâs fav blanket (probably blue and covered in stars)
The next day u find a shit ton of your sleeping pics on social media
#sleepingbeauty #luckiestman #ilusomuch
Jaehee
Jumin was on a trip out with his dad to so Jaehee finally had a couple days off
After spending a couple days recharging, she decided to take u to a newly opened coffee shop called Stardollars (get it??? Badum tiss), insisting that they had the best brewed coffee in the entire country
(although u suspect that it was linked to Zen doing a commercial for said cafĂŠ)
By the time u got out of the house Jaehee had already packed everything u needed, and planned out the entire trip
All u had to do was to get onto the car
She asked u to put on whatever music u liked so she could get to know u better (ââżââż)Â
To mess with her u put on the most hardcore rock music u could find (âĄâżâĄâż)
Oddly enough she was really into it (ââżââż)Â
You took it upon yourself to take lots of cute couple pictures (so that people KNOW youâre a couple)
At one point u had to stop because Jaehee said u were distracting her driving
The time was spent just talking about everything that came to your mind (dissing Jumin)
She kept on pestering u with questions the whole way
Are you comfortable?
Are you hungry? (DID YOU FUCKING EAT?)
Do you need pee breaks?
Are you cold?
At some point u mistakenly called her mom
She got super red and was a lot quieter after that
Until you put on Zenâs musicals
Rest of the car ride was spent practically screaming the lyrics with passion (ďžâăŽâ)ďž*:シďžâ§Â
Jumin
Jumin wished to spend some time with you, so he decided to take you to the cherry farm
He originally intended to fly there but you suggested a roadtrip
This boy was interested in this activity called âroadtripâ and got quite excited
He tried helping you pack
But when he insisted bringing an oil painting of Elizabeth the third you had to stop him
He insisted on driving in the beginning (and u foolishly agreed)
But after almost getting killed the fifth time within 30 min you forcefully took over (for some reason this turned him on)
To make him stop pouting you let him choose the music
And immediately you went a couple centuries back in time
You were met with Dvorakâs Symphony nr. 9 in E minor (he enthusiastically informed you of the title)
You never knew that it was possible to sing along with an entire symphony orchestra
Seeing Jumin happily swinging his head from side to side to the rhythm of the music you couldnât help but smile
âListen to the crescendo MCâ this boy was so enthusiastic
You stared at him blankly (letâs just play along)
Heâs now trying to act as the conductor swinging his hands up and down with his eyes closed
He was so cute u almost drove off the road
At one point you tried to play the game âyellow carâ with him but you quickly stopped as you saw the confusion in his eyes
âWhy would you wish to be hit?â poor boy could not comprehend
When you couldnât come up with an answer (because idfk why ppl actually plays this game Jumin) this smug piece of shit grinned and asked whether this was a fetish of yours
âBecause if that is true, I would gladly comply, but this is neither the place nor time, just wait until we get to the hotelâ
Oh boy shit went down at the hotel
Seven
So Seven somehow got the news that a new cat cafĂŠ opened a couple cities away
âŚNOTHING STOPS SEVEN!!! ZERO!!! SEVEN!!! from his beloved kittycats
Heâs more excited than usual (if thatâs even humanly possible)
Like really thereâs this manic gleam in his eyes and youâre slightly concerned
âWeâre going RIGHT NOW-â
But Seven no itâs midnight and youâve got shit to do-
-right NOW
A second later heâs already outside starting one of his babies
âSeven can we at least pack-â
No need
The Defender of Justice is always ready for an adventure
You realize he wasnât joking as he lifts the car trunk and reveals a stock of Dr.Pepper and Honey Buddha Chips (what did you even expect)
But also toiletries, clothes and living essentials (????)
Seriously when did he even pack these
âSecret agents are always equipped to be on the run MCâ
Oh right.
Hackerboy somehow managed to program a GPS into the robocat
âTurn left in 400 meters meow! Master doesnât want to get lost meow!â
Go cat or go home
Nothing prepared you for Sevenâs playlist
It started with a chipmunk version of Nyan cat (fuck off Seven)
He sang along completely out of tune
Robocat discarded its GPS function and chimed in (sometimes youâre legitimately scared of it)
You chucked an empty Dr. Pepper bottle at Sevenâs face (while he laughed his ass off)
But an hour later you were both yelling Rebecca Blackâs Friday at the top of your lungs
Somewhere along the trip you fell asleep (still mumbling Gangnam Style in your half-consciousness)
This is ofc live broadcasted to the entire RFA
RFA members leaving for a trip without MC
RFA members leaving for a trip without MC for around two months + their parting gifts for MC
Zen
He recently landed on a role with director Christmas Nolan (the one who directed famous works such as Baleman, Onthestellar and Avatardy 3D) so Zenâs super excited (heâs basically on the same level as Leonardo Dicapuccino) (whaddup game reference)
âŚBUT when he realizes just how long he has to stay away from his one and only true lovehis excitement sobers down
Like he seriously considers rejecting the role (jfc Zen itâs just two months)
After lots of encouragement from you (dude canât say no to Mr. Christmas how dare u) he reluctantly agrees to take the role
But only under the conditions that he gets to Skype you every night before going to bed (so he can dream about his beautiful princess)
He also hands you a limited edition photobook of his best selfies so you can look at them if you miss him (so thoughtful of him)
When u wondered where he got the idea of this âthoughtfulâ gift, he mumbled something about it being the most wished for item on his fanpage forum (he swears he even saw Jaehee comment on it)
Night before leaving he did not forget to release The Beast TM one last time
Let me tell u, u were sore dragging him to the airport next morning
And this boy is so clichĂŠ that he did the long ass kissing session at the security gates at the airport
Seriously it was taken straight out of a romance movie and people around you started clapping
You swear you saw some people crying too
You were sort of embarrassed but youâve started getting used to this Zen life
(Apparently somebody filmed your parting kiss and uploaded it to YouTube)
It had gone semi-viral under some clichĂŠ title about love
Yoosung
Heâs doing a two-month long internship at a big veterinary clinic a couple cities away
Heâll be working the whole time, and the distance between you guys will be too far for you to meet up
This poor boy was more than devastated to leave his gf (that he still cannot believe he got)
Lots of tears from his side (honestly so cute tho)
Although you suspect that parts of the tears may be due to him having to leave LOLOL behind, because he canât bring a huge ass gaming computer
As a parting gift he ends up giving u his LOLOL password (aka his life) so u can help him maintain his stats and pick up rare items
Youâre honestly so touched
You had to be pried out of his hands as his classmates pulled him onto the bus
He was mumbling something about LOLOL and girlfriend and quitting school under his breath
Moment bus starts driving you get calls from him telling you how much he misses you already
âŚand this boy wonât stop blowing up your phone 24/7 in the two months heâs gone
Mostly to ask if u r still waiting for him
âŚand if his LOLOL character is doing fine (so sweet)
Jaehee
Jaehee was (forced) to accompany Jumin on a business trip abroad for two months
Jumin had brought the cat with him so she was basically there to be a catsitter (poor bby)
She was super busy the entire period before the trip, as she had to do all the planning
Meaning you two didnât really get to hang out together
⌠but evening before leaving she called u and asked you to meet her at a cafÊ, as she wanted to see you before leaving (Jumin was meeting his dad so Jaehee finally had some time)
Your heart starts to flutter because omg busy Jaehee made time to meet you
She spends quality time with you (complaining about Jumin and his cat)
Before leaving she unwraps a small jewelry box so you can have something to remember her by
Your heart starts beating faster as you realize that itâs a necklace with a heart shaped pendant
Your mind starts racing and omg omg omg finally this is it she has finally realized (just how gay you are)
You watch as she then breaks the heart into two and hands you half
It was one of those matching best friend necklaces
You were friendzoned again
You start crying on the spot as realization hits
Jaehee was touched that u started crying tears of joy tho
(totally tears of joy bye T_T)
Jumin
He was going on a business trip abroad for about two months
Let me tell you this boy was devastated when you explained you didnât want to go (poor boy could not comprehend)
Because he straight up did not joke when he suggested to pack u in his luggage with him (and have u locked up in his room so he has something to look forward to when heâs done with his meetings)
You had to explain to this boy how thatâs not how this relationship works
For some reason your sternness turned him on (probably because no one had dared to disagree with him before)
âŚAnd before you were finished he had his lips pressed against yours
Wild night ensues (he made sure to leave enough marks on your body so that people didnât think you were available even if he was gone)
Morning before leaving he handed you a large box
You were pretty excited about finding out whatâs inside (probably another dress)
Ohohoh little did you know
Once you open the box you were greeted with an assortment of high tech sex toys :)!
You look up at Jumin in shock and youâre met with a smug expression on his face, as he proceeded to explain how he specifically ordered them molded after his own penis (this boy has no shame)
You were speechless as he continued to instruct that you were not allowed to use anything other than the toys he had given you (he does not see why u would need or wish otherwise)
âŚYou silently agreed so as to end this conversation :S
But ohohoh this is not where it ends
Couple days later he calls you to inquire about your thoughts on this one specific model he gave you (apparently the most intimidating looking one was his favourite)
âIt was goodâ, you try to answer
You hear him sigh on the other end before saying âis that so? According to my monitor, you havenât touched that one yetâ
You canât say anything other than stuttering out a âwhat-â
Without skipping a beat he explains that he had them specially created so that he gets notified each time they are in use (omg Seven bring the holy water)
Seven
He was placed at a secret location by the agency to monitor some people for two months
You are sad you donât get to see him for so long
He is sad for you that you donât get to see him for so long :(
âŚLike omg how can you survive without the Defender of Justice by your side
But for the next couple of days heâs straight up glued to you
Whereever you go, he follows
One day you take this up with him, but he just claims that youâre being paranoid
âŚBut when he insists on following you to the bathroom you realize that heâs just trying to make the most out of the time before he has to leave (although u still had to close the bathroom door on him cos this boy has no concept of personal space)
Before he leaves he gives you his precious hoodie so u have something to remember him by (omgomgomg :O :O)
You were super touched, until you saw him pull out another identical one from the back of his closet
????
Seriously where do they even sell these
Before he leaves you tell him how much youâre gonna miss him
âRemember that if youâre too sad, please donât go after my entire stash of Honey Buddha Chips as comfort foodâ (this piece of shit)
You ignore him and pull him into a big hug, and youâre surprised at how tight he returns it
When you part ways you find some wet spots where his face had been on your shoulder
âSeven did you just cry on my shoulder?â
âNope, I just wiped my nose thereâ *finger guns and leaves out the door*
You kept contact by exchanging the dankest of memes
ââââââ
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Just finished Sevenâs route and freshly emerging from the mystic messenger hell ^^
Here are some stickers as a souvenir
Can be purchased here :)
me: (listens to âtake on meâ)
me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back
man i miss the good old days when i wasnt alive
weâre fucked.
my friend and coworker alp put it better than i ever could after this photo went viral on twitter:
Also, Clinton literally gave them the opportunity. She came in, took her spot, and said, âIf anyone wants a selfie, turn around now.â This isnât Those Shallow Kids ignoring a speech or something. Itâs a modern, self-driven photo op, allowing kids to do all the stuff mentioned in the above thread.
If TJLC isn't real...
⢠Why did Sherlock show an obvious disinterest in women during his first minute of screen time ⢠Why did Sherlock wink at John when he first met him ⢠Why did Mrs Hudson assume that John was Sherlockâs new boyfriend ⢠Why did Sherlock not correct her ⢠Why did John say âoh god yesâ the way he did ⢠Why does John call Sherlock brilliant and fantastic all the time ⢠Why did Angelo assume John and Sherlock were on a date ⢠Why did Sherlock not correct him ⢠Why did John ask if Sherlock had a girlfriend ⢠Why did Sherlock say that girlfriends arenât his area ⢠Why did John ask Sherlock if he had a boyfriend ⢠Why did John smile and lick his lips when he discovered that Sherlock was single ⢠Why did Sherlock assume that John was asking him out ⢠Why was the scene where they are laughing in the hallway filmed like a post-sex bed scene ⢠Why did Sherlock cure Johnâs psychosomatic limp ⢠Why did Mycroft say âmay we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?â ⢠Why did John instantly trust Sherlock and is loyal to him when he has trust issues ⢠Why did Lestrade say that John knows Sherlock better than he does even though Lestrade has known him for years and John had known him for a day ⢠Why the prolonged eye contact ⢠Why did John shoot a man to save Sherlock even though he had known him for a day ⢠Why did Sherlock look at John the way he did in the car park ⢠Why did they get dinner together afterwards ⢠Why did Sherlock suggest that they go on a date ⢠Why did Sherlock crash Johnâs date ⢠Why did he spin John around by his shoulders in order to âmaximise his visual memoryâ ⢠Why was Sherlock so arsey to Sarah ⢠Why did Sherlock watch John walk away from Baker Street through the window ⢠Why did Mrs Hudson ask if theyâd had a âlittle domesticâ ⢠Why did Sherlock not correct her ⢠Why did John sleep on Sarahâs sofa ⢠Why did Sherlock know that Jim from IT was gay because he is well groomed and uses product in his hair when Sherlock is very well groomed and uses product in his hair ⢠Why does Sherlock know gay underwear trends ⢠Why did John say âI hope you will be very happy togetherâ when Sherlock talked about Moriarty ⢠Why did Donovan say to John âopposites attract, I supposeâ ⢠Why did Sherlock look at John after Moriarty said âIâll burn the heart out of youâ ⢠Why did Moriarty say âwe both know thatâs not quite trueâ when Sherlock said that heâs âbeen reliably informed that he doesnât have [a heart]â ⢠Why did Sherlock freak out so much when he removed the Semtex from John ⢠Why does that scene look and sound sexual ⢠Why was Johnâs first thought âI hope nobody saw you ripping off my clothes they might talkâ ⢠Why do they agree to die together ⢠Why does Sherlock always talk to John even when heâs not there ⢠Why did Sherlock say that sex doesnât alarm him ⢠Why did Sherlock steal an ashtray for John ⢠Why did Sherlock only look at Ireneâs face when she was fully naked ⢠Why did Irene say âsomebody loves you, if I had to punch that face, Iâd avoid your nose and teeth tooâ and look at John ⢠Why did John get annoyed and say âI had a tea at the palace too, if anyoneâs interestedâ ⢠Why could Sherlock deduce John perfectly but not deduce Irene at all ⢠Why did Irene say that she wasnât sure that Sherlock knew 'where to lookâ ⢠Why did Sherlock stutter when John flirted with Irene ⢠Why was Sherlockâs first thought John when he woke up ⢠Why did John cancel his date to look after Sherlock ⢠Why did John get annoyed at Sherlockâs erotic moan text alert ⢠Why did John count the texts that Sherlock got from Irene ⢠Why did Sherlock ignore all of these texts ⢠Why did Johnâs girlfriend say that John is 'a great boyfriend and Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky manâ and that she didnât want to 'compete with Sherlock Holmesâ ⢠Why was she dressed like Sherlock ⢠Why canât John tell his girlfriends apart ⢠Why did John say that Sherlock acts heartbroken all the time ⢠Why did John get so angry at Irene when she came back ⢠Why did he shout 'youâve texted him a lot!â ⢠Why did he say 'you⌠Flirted⌠With Sherlock Holmes?â in that tone of voice ⢠Why did Irene ask if heâs jealous ⢠Why did Irene (who knows what people like) say that they are a couple ⢠Why did John not deny this ⢠Why did John not reply when Irene said 'well I⌠Am [gay]. Look at us bothâ ⢠Why did Sherlock look so emotional after hearing this ⢠Why did John ask Sherlock how he felt about Irene being alive ⢠Why did John playfully say 'what, in your bedroom?â When Sherlock said that they had a client while standing in his room ⢠Why did Sherlock start talking to John even though he wasnât present and Irene was ⢠Why did he say to Irene 'why would I want to have dinner if I wasnât hungry?â Even though he always goes to dinner with John and doesnât eat anything ⢠Why did John say 'John Hamish Watson, just if you were looking for baby namesâ ⢠Why did Irene tell Sherlock to 'impress a girlâ and then he looked at John while deducing ⢠Why does Sherlock say 'donât feel obliged to tell that that was amazing or wonderful; Johnâs already expressed that in every variant available to the English languageâ ⢠Why did Sherlock say 'donât be absurdâ when Mycroft assumed that he loved Irene ⢠Why did Sherlock randomly say 'I suppose John Watson thinks loveâs a mystery to meâ in the middle of a conversation that had nothing to do with John and was about love and sentiment ⢠Why does Mycroft consult John on matters of Sherlockâs heart ⢠Why did John look relieved and smile when Sherlock said 'why would I want to see her again?â ⢠Why did the gay couple that own the inn in Dartmoor assume that Sherlock and John were a couple ⢠Why did John not correct them ⢠Why did Sherlock smirk at John when he pulled rank ⢠Why did John say 'you with your⌠Cheekbones and turning your collar up so you look coolâ ⢠Why did Dr Frankland refer to John as Sherlocksâs 'live in PAâ ⢠Why did Sherlock defensively ask 'what about us?â When Henry said 'look at you and Johnâ ⢠Why did the papers assume that John is a 'confirmed bachelorâ (euphemism for a gay man) ⢠Why did John say that they 'need to be more carefulâ ⢠Why did John not reply when Sherlock asked why other peopleâs options of Sherlock upset him ⢠Why did Sherlock and John stare at each other in the mirror while getting ready for the trail ⢠Why did Sherlock say 'you repel meâ with such poison after Kitty Reilly said that thereâs 'all sorts of gossip in the pressâ about him and that she can 'settle the record straightâ ⢠Why does Molly say to Sherlock 'you look sad, when you think he canât see youâ ⢠Why did Sherlock only lose his shit when he thought that John was starting to doubt him ⢠Why did John chin the chief superintendent for calling Sherlock a weirdo ⢠Why did John trust Sherlock with holding a loaded gun to his head ⢠Why was Johnâs first thought 'people will definitely talkâ after Sherlock held his hand and they ran together down the street ⢠Why was Sherlockâs first thought 'Johnâ when Moriarty said that the people he cares about will die ⢠Why did Sherlock cry on the roof ⢠Why was Sherlockâs 'lastâ words 'goodbye, Johnâ ⢠Why did John look so heartbroken ⢠Why did Johnâs therapist say 'the things you meant to say⌠But never did. Say them nowâ ⢠Why did John refuse ⢠What were the things he never said ⢠Why did John say at Sherlockâs grave 'one more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Donât⌠Be⌠Deadâ ⢠Why did John mourn Sherlock more like a lover than a friend ⢠Why were the S*erl0lololo and S***i4rty ship fan theories dismissed as 'bollocksâ when Johnlock, the main ship in fandom, wasnât mentioned ⢠Why did Sherlock look so happy to be returning to London ⢠Why did Mrs Hudson assume that John was about to tell her he was ill when he was actually about to inform her of his engagement to 'Maryâ ⢠Why did John say that he was 'moving onâ from Sherlock ⢠Why did Mrs Hudson assume that he was engaged to a man ⢠Why did Mrs Hudson think that Sherlock was Johnâs boyfriend after years of knowing them both very well ⢠Why did Sherlock keep asking about John while Mycroft gave him important information about the terrorists ⢠Why did Sherlock suggest that he jump out of a cake (which is an action which is usually sexualised) ⢠Why did Sherlock interrupt Johnâs proposal to 'Maryâ ⢠Why did John not whisper when proposing to 'Maryâ, like he normally does when he is emotional ⢠Why did John say 'one word, thatâs all I would have needed. One word to let me know that you were aliveâ ⢠What did he need the one word for ⢠Why did Sherlock say 'you have missed this⌠Admit it⌠just the two of us against the rest of the worldâ right in front of 'Maryâ ⢠Why did Sherlock look so hurt as he watched John and 'Maryâ drive away ⢠Why was solving crimes and going on a date linked together via Molly ⢠Why did Sherlock keep hearing Johnâs voice in his head ⢠Why did he call Molly 'Johnâ ⢠Why did John shave off his mustache because Sherlock didnât like it ⢠Why did John not want 'Maryâ to read his blog ⢠Why does 'Maryâ always tease John about Sherlock ⢠Why did John look delighted at the prospect of Sherlock coming to the clinic in disguise ⢠Why was Sherlock so panicked when he realised that John was in danger ⢠Why was he more panicked than 'Maryâ ⢠Why did Sherlock run straight into the fire to drag John out while 'Maryâ just kind of⌠Stood there ⢠Why did Sherlock cup Johnâs face ⢠Why is Sherlock in focus and 'Maryâ isnât when the camera shows Johnâs POV ⢠Why did Sherlock want to get rid of his parents when John arrived ⢠Why did Sherlock say that he likes his 'doctors clean shavenâ ⢠Why did Sherlock tell John to go and save himself when the bomb switched on ⢠Why did they have an intense discussion about feelings when John thought that they were about to die ⢠Why did John say that Sherlock is the 'best and wisest manâ that he has even known ⢠Why did Sherlock pretend to not care/ forget about the wedding ⢠Why did he try and get Mrs Hudson to leave when she talked about her maid of honour and the end of eras ⢠Why did Sherlock sadly stare at Johnâs chair ⢠Why did he say 'into battleâ before putting his wedding suit on ⢠Why do we not see any of the actual wedding ⢠Why did Sherlock not move when the photographer said 'just the bride and groom, pleaseâ ⢠Why did Sherlock look so weirded out when Janine said 'no sex, okayâ ⢠Why is Sherlock so skilled at gauging the attractiveness of men ⢠Why did John not care about 'Maryââs ex coming to their wedding ⢠Why did Sherlock get obviously jealous of Sholto ⢠Why did 'Maryâ notice this and say 'neither of us were the first, you knowâ ⢠Why did Mycroft tell Sherlock to 'not get involvedâ ⢠Why did Sherlock compare his love for John to 'Maryââs love for John multiple times in his best man speech ⢠Why did Sherlock go catatonic when John asked him to be best man ⢠Why was that scene so similar to a marriage proposal ⢠Why did Sherlock call John 'the bravest and kindest and wisest manâ that he has 'ever had the good fortune of knowingâ ⢠Why the elephant in the room ⢠Why was John looking for cases to go on with Sherlock instead of planning his wedding ⢠Why was Sherlock scared of John and 'Maryâ getting married ⢠Why did John make a weird face when he called Sherlock 'mateâ ⢠Why did Sherlock imply that he was Johnâs 'current commanderâ and that Sholto was Johnâs 'exâ ⢠Why did Sherlock get up and leave when John started talking about 'Maryâ changing his life ⢠Why did John compare his relationship with 'Maryâ to his relationship with Sherlock ⢠Why did Sherlock look so weirded out when Molly said that sheâs having a lot of sex with Tom ⢠Why does Sherlock have a file on John ⢠What is in the file ⢠Why did he print out and glue a picture of Johnâs face onto a picture of the Vitruvian man (the ideal man) ⢠Why did John and Sherlock go to a gay bar during the stag night ⢠Why did the lights look like the bisexual flag ⢠Why did they lie together on the stairs at Baker Street ⢠Why did John grope Sherlockâs knee and say 'I donât mindâ ⢠Why did their feet keep touching ⢠Why did Sherlock look so upset at Tessaâs story of unrequited love ⢠Why did he take his arm away from Johnâs shoulders when Tessa said 'I would of liked to have gone furtherâ ⢠Why did Sherlock lie on the floor with his arse in the air ⢠Why did Sherlock refer to the night as a 'wasted opportunityâ ⢠Why did Sherlock ramble about Johnâs cooking and jumpers in the middle of the speech ⢠Why did Sherlock tell a room full of women in his mind palace 'not youâ one by one but then pointed at John and said 'itâs always you. John Watson, you keep me rightâ ⢠Why did John touch Sherlock on the back when he saw him with Janine ⢠Why do we see Sherlock give a vow to always be there for John but not see John and 'Maryâ give their wedding vows ⢠Why did Sherlock teach John how to dance ⢠Why did Sherlock and John look at each other⌠The way they did on the dance floor ⢠Why did John and 'Maryâ act worried, annoyed, angry and panicked to the news of Mary being pregnant ⢠Why did Sherlock leave the wedding early ⢠Why did Johnâs war nightmares come back after not seeing Sherlock in a month ⢠Why did Sherlock go back to drugs after not seeing John in a month ⢠Why did John dream about Sherlock ⢠Why did John dress like and act like Sherlock ⢠Why are the first glimpses of John and 'Maryââs married life of them arguing ⢠Why did Sherlock move Johnâs chair ⢠Why did John act⌠They way he did when he saw Janine come out of Sherlockâs bedroom ⢠Why did his jaw clench when he heard her getting into the bath ⢠Why was John so focused on Sherlock and Janineâs 'relationshipâ when Sherlock was giving him important case info ⢠Why did he look so disgusted when they kissed ⢠Why did Sherlock kiss Janine so⌠Badly ⢠Why did John look so heartbroken when Sherlock 'proposedâ to Janine ⢠Why did 'Maryâ shoot Sherlock ⢠Why did Sherlock try to go to the John section of his mind palace when mind palace!Mycroft told him to find something to calm him down ⢠Why did mind palace!'Maryâ shoot Sherlock in her wedding dress when Sherlock went to the John section of his mind palace ⢠Why did Sherlock restart his own heart when mind palace!Moriarty said 'John Watson is definitely in dangerâ ⢠Why did Sherlock never sleep with Janine ⢠Why did Janine say 'I know what kind of man you areâ ⢠What kind of man is Sherlock ⢠Why did Sherlock escape hospital while bleeding internally in order to move Johnâs chair back ⢠Why did Sherlock and 'Maryâ keep linking Johnâs romantic preferences to danger to both of them ⢠Why did Sherlock say 'because you chose herâ ⢠Why did John say 'always your wayâ ⢠Why did Johnâs 'apologyâ to 'Maryâ seem so stoic ⢠Why did John leave his unconscious drugged pregnant wife to go off with Sherlock ⢠Why did Magnussen say 'but look how you care about John Watsonâ ⢠Why did Sherlock look so hurt when he was forced to watch Magnussen flicking Johnâs face and threatening him ⢠Why did Sherlock shoot Magnussen ⢠Why did Sherlock get everyone else to leave the Tarmac ⢠Why did Sherlock say 'thereâs something Iâve meant to say always but then never haveâ ⢠What did he actually mean to say (Because it clearly wasnât 'Sherlock is actually a girls nameâ) ⢠Why did he say that he thinks the name 'Sherlock Watsonâ could work ⢠Why was the first image in Sherlockâs drug induced Victorian case solving mind palace simulation Johnâs eyes ⢠Why was Sherlock so angry at a woman being in his sitting room ⢠Why did he refer to himself as Johnâs 'unsavoury companion of dubious moralsâ ⢠Why did he play John and 'Maryââs waltz in his violin while they argued ⢠Why did Molly call Sherlock Johnâs daddy ⢠Why did he talk to John when John had moved out of Baker Street months ago ⢠Why did the maid point out the problems in John and 'Maryââs marriage ⢠Why did Sherlock say that he and John were 'togetherâ in sign language ⢠Why did John say 'two old friends chewing the fat⌠Man to manâ so awkwardly ⢠Why did Sherlock say that the fairer sex was Johnâs department ⢠Why did mind palace!John question Sherlock about his sexual experience ⢠Why did he show jealousy of Irene Adler ⢠Why did he ask him why Sherlock needs to be alone ⢠Why did Sherlock keep referring to ghosts and the ghosts of his past etc ⢠Why was mind palace!Moriarty so⌠sexual ⢠Why did Sherlock deliberately overdose before the tarmac ⢠Why was he reading the story of how they met on Johnâs blog ⢠Why did Mycroft say 'do you really think anyoneâs believing you?â After Sherlock said he was reading it because heâs 'so much clevererâ through Johnâs eyes ⢠Why was real John and mind palace!John so angry at Sherlock about the drugs ⢠Why did he say that heâs 'happy to play the foolâ for Sherlock and 'make him look cleverâ ⢠Why did 'I thought that I was losing you. I thought perhaps we were neglecting each otherâ 'well you were the one who moved outâ 'I was talking to Maryâ happen ⢠Why were phrases such as 'the heart of the conspiracyâ and 'they are right, and we are wrongâ and 'the women we have disparaged and ignoredâ used ⢠Why did Sherlock say that Johnâs 'always rightâ ⢠Why did John save Sherlock from Moriarty at the Reichenbach Falls ⢠Why did Sherlock say that John is 'pretty damn smartâ ⢠Why did Moriarty say 'why donât you two just elope for godâs sake?â ⢠Why did 'actually, would you mind?â 'Not at allâ happen straight after this ⢠Why did John kick Moriarty (Sherlockâs weakness) off the top of the waterfall ⢠Why did Sherlock throw his deerstalker (which represents his heterosexual public image) off the top of the waterfall ⢠Why did Sherlock look so happy falling this time ⢠Why did he smile so softly at John when he woke up ⢠Why did Victorian!Sherlock say 'perhaps such things could come to passâ ⢠Why did Victorian!Sherlock say that heâs 'a man out of his timeâ