2 Hearts On The Floor 1 Mine, Both Yours

Maeg. She/Her 31.

[foxphantom]

It's SO important to appreciate porn outside of how horny it makes you. Appreciate the years it takes to develop the skills to make & the bravery it takes to post it & the creator's unique style & the consistency of the artist's posts & the time it takes to make. And this goes for all kink art like drawings & writing & videos & audio & roleplay & photography. It goes for professional productions & indie creators & strangers on Tumblr. And there's SO MUCH I missed in this post too. Just you HAVE to think about porn outside of the framework of how much you get off to it or else you'll never be normal about it. There I said it. Goodnight.

[foxphantom]

This is by far my most popular post and I like to imagine that at least one person who saw and agreed with the post decided to click onto my blog to see my concepts and what I'm about and then promptly clicked off

[aramblingjay]

#yearning 1x01 // 3x07

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[rival2lover]

good night everyone some days are good some days are bad but everyday is a day in which we exist in the same world as heated rivalry. everyday we are lucky enough to have shane hollander

[rival2lover]

good morning glad to see this resonated with everyone. remember we have ilya rozanov too

[breha]

you watch heated rivalry and you're like well i wish i could see the stakes more but sure it's men's sports and then you read anything at all about elite north american men's hockey in real life and it's like we have invented rituals of social pressure heretofore unseen to destroy young men's bodies and crush their personalities to dust. the worship of violence and conformity at all costs has wrought of this game a hell for generations. tickets available for tuesday

[avantgarden-er]

Pitbullthatwillbeadoptedsoonsmile_ilya_Face.jpg

[foundationaldecay]

hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure

[willowcrowned]

tbh I’ve always found it very funny that Elrond is like “there’s no point bringing Glorfindel on the quest, even though he’s a balrog-slayer. You won’t need balrog-slayers” and then thirty pages later they run into a balrog

[willowcrowned]

#and they could’ve really benefited from having a glow in the dark elf in moria (via @emyn-arnens)

obsessed by the implication that glorfindel is bioluminescent

[willowcrowned]

#most elves aren’t #just glorfindel #dwarves on the other hand ARE bioluminescent #but it’s in a spectrum that elves and men and orcs can’t see in #hobbits can see in that spectrum fine #for better mushroom hunting #but they think it’s rude to point out that one of their party members is glowing #and so the dwarves have no idea the hobbits notice (via @mandaloriandy)

The first night Bilbo camped with the company he very nearly said something about it, but, having no idea what dwarves are and thinking it might be rude, he kept the observation to himself and decided that dwarves must be some kind of fungus. It improved his estimation of them most incredibly, and was, in fact, one of the observations he was most keen to pass on when he got back, seeing as how—even if it didn’t quite make him respectable, per se—it at least provided a valuable new addition to hobbits’ mushroom-lore, which no one (not even a certain few silver-spoon possessing relatives) could fault him for.

[mandaloriandy]

#anyways it’s common knowledge in the shire that dwarves are actually just a kind of mushroom#but no one says anything#because they think (seeing as how the dwarves haven’t brought it up themselves) it would be rude (via @willowcrowned)

[mikkeneko]

My partner, reading this over my shoulder: “It never ceases to amaze me when Tolkein fans write meta that goes off in really bizarre directions”

Me: “These books are 70 years old, everything normal to say about them has been said; if you’re gonna say anything new about it, it’s gonna have to be weird”

[avantgarden-er]

Cliff Marly hearing about the plane turbulence in the long game tweeting “Getting my Commercial Pilot License. #ItEndsWithMe”

[avantgarden-er]

Shane is like ilya honey. Does Cliff know the plane didn’t crash. He’s tweeting American Airlines with the hashtag Do Better

[mysharona1987]

[a-book-of-creatures]

[starlitsequins]

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[kholdseid]

[sighinastorm]

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

[the-haiku-bot]

As dandelions

to sidewalks, so onions to

refrigerators.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[preserving-tiktok]

[thereignclub-trc]

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

[laceration-d0ll]

w-wait, what? you finally got me pinned and you’re sparing me?? why!! are we not true rivals? do you not think id look pretty enough gasping around your blade as you twist it into my flesh??