Dreams of one day...

Just let go and let it fill you. Fill your soul. Surround your mind and open your heart. That is the music of my heart. singer/songwriter/dancer/gamer I play video games and sing and watch TV and stuff

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

Fun, someone said the words “prior authorizations” around me and now I’m pissed off at 730am on my day off. I go off on this rant all the time. ALL THE TIME.

[wayfaringmd]

Oof. This man gets it.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[eroscestlavie]

happy pride

[nudityandnerdery]

That pride doesn’t look very happy.

[systlin]

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blassoming]

Reading the replies…..we gonna die cause Susan needs to make a statement about compliance 💀

[blassoming]

[thehmn]

For a moment I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone.

[melredcap]

YOU FOUND A GOOD ONE

HANG ON TO THAT DOCTOR

[silverblaze85]

I found a doctor like this… and I almost cried… my “bad” cholesterol was 2 points above “perfect”, otherwise 100% healthy on the tests, and she said “body size doesn’t indicate health. There are large people that are unhealthy, there are large people who are perfectly healthy. There are small people that are unhealthy, and there are small people who are perfectly healthy. Healthy isn’t a specific body size.” I love her. 

[owlinadayswork]

HEALTHY ISNT A SPECIFIC BODY SIZE

[jeanjauthor]

This is why I insist upon keeping my current doctor.

[sixpenceee]

Eagle couple having a disagreement on how to organize nest

(Source)

[rainsandcoffee]

"let's put it here"

"no, put it there"

"NO, PUT IT HERE"

"NO, THERE"

[ruinsoftheempire-deactivated202]

This is so cool

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[benevolentgentleman]

[leahstuff]

As a former band nerd, I can tell you that this instrument is finally being used as it should be :D

Also here’s a link to the entire song if you want it - there’s more silliness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vBezPo3T0

[viterbofangirl]

The slapstick guy is named Grant and according to a YouTube comment:

[destinyrush]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Lmao all of the moods

[demumbridge-deactivated20200301]

why is this so fucking funny

[terruer-deactivated20170226]

pictured: a brave man rejecting heterosexual alcohol

[absolutelymadness]

[lowbrowcomicinterludes]

[kaylabeemarie]

Din: *Sigh*

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

[immaplatypus]

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

[kiwistrashcache]

Sincerest apologies if this has already been done

[belladisasterlesbianswan]

Twilight AU where instead of hating each other, Alice and Jacob are bffs who bitch about what a crybaby Edward is while sipping lattes(Alice is drinking for the aesthetic because she is that bitch™️). Alice gets Jacob in the habit of saying “yaaaaas bitch”

[emmettsleftnut]

Alice’s latte is just blood that they foamed up with a coffee machine to be like a real latte

[hopefulstarfire]

DC Super Hero Girls has given me many things. But by far my favorite thing is they have the best incarnation of Bruce Wayne. And I say that not as like oh this is 10000% who Batman is.

No. I mean they have the best version of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Better than even the movies have gotten for one sole reason;

I want you to take one look at this bougie himbo, one fucking look,

And tell me who in their right mind would believe this man is the goddamned Batman.

He is too pretty. Too well put together. Too big a himbo. Too covered in fucking camera crews and groupies to ever pull it off. No one would ever even fucking consider this gem of a man could do it!

But he does and it works so fucking well.

And, oh my God, it's my new favorite thing.

[blazingmisty-deactivated2023093]

You're post was missing this crucial detail.

[ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead]

@blackkatmagic

[computationalcalculator]

this man is every Total Drama Island character