Here lies the hopeless one

Percy or Alastair take your pick I don't care || 23 || Stealth Para|| tboy|| have fun

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[mimblex]

My brain is full of tiny fish

[breakdawn-avenue]

@habken <3

[depsidase]

[displeasedwolf]

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

[vexwerewolf]

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

[queer-assthetic]

im

[cryptotheism]

Hey jsyk op of that post disgraced their dojo

[orcboxer]

game sells poorly -> layoffs

game sells well -> also layoffs

[orcboxer]

the only thing the video game industry hates more than piracy is making video games

[cottoncandylesbo]

getting out of the house is ultimately good for me how ever it also means i have to say "hi" to people, smile at them and shit. nightmarish

[elliespectacular]

you don't have to shit actually, that's considered an outdated element of standard greeting these days

[sarthathrace]

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

(via @cuunos)

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[milquetoaast]

source

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[pub1ic-nuisance]

rich in life because i get to eat my favorite meals, rich in life because it rains, rich in life because i have my friends, rich in life because i get to listen to my favorite songs, rich in life because i woke up today

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[whineosaur]

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops

[blackpyrefly]

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree