Cumslut Supreme

Adult woman with a corporate job by day. Nerd who plays otome games, makes Janitor AI bots, and cries about SatoSugu by night.

[alynnia]

OH SHIT :D

After reading...

...Oh shit D:

Damn that was dark, Viper was just a kid going through all that. With this like, if you took away the otome aspect of the game and this was just a dystopian sci-fi visual novel I would still be all over it. At first I was like "haha Viper in his Joker era " then the switch flipped and the description of a child having their limbs cut up and off over and over again poor baby damn.

We may not have the myth gacha yet in NA but at least getting this chapter was good.

[levisdoubleshlongs]

I have such a strong need for Viper as sixth love interest so I can snuggle and kiss him and protect him from the horrors of Ever and his past. Someday, my beloved snake man

[railmerosalie]

If the people of Forks made memes:

Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it

This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy

[catchymemes]

"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

[00111010-01010000]

[whereserpentswalk]

Sometimes I forget how alien the world used to be. How our earth used to be entirely diffrent in so many wonderful ways. How we can never see it, but as humans we can understand and know, we can know, we can know.

[northshorewave]

Writing high fantasy is harder for me than it used to be because I'll write "The door swung open" and I'll imagine some tumblr user with three different grad degrees in medieval history dunking on me with a 2,000-word post about how door hinges weren't invented until 1956 and before that they'd just smash them open with axes and rebuild them each time.

[earhartsease]

hey don't worry, earliest door hinges discovered from around 1600 BCE okay?

[gojodickbig]

gojo reminds me of 2010 justin bieber

they’re literally the same person HELP

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

You’d think that omegaverse aus would work really well for SVSSS, what with PIDW being a shitty internet porn series with 10,000 variations of sex pollen, but if you really try to rework the whole universe for abo you’ll find that it would actually crumble the very foundations of the series. This is due to the simple fact that the entire plot is spurred by Su Xiyan’s pregnancy, with her giving birth to Binghe alone while Tianlang-jun is imprisoned, but if the series was omegaverse there is no way in all hell that notorious dom sugar daddy masc Su Xiyan wouldn’t be the alpha to submissive and breedable omega Tianlang-jun. ANY other possibility is OOC on a world-breaking level. In this essay I will

[nanamineedstherapy]

I'm thinking of writing an unhinged ass story where f!reader gets one of the JJK men pregnanat.

Would anyone wanna read it?

And if you did, who would you want to be birthing yo babies?

[levisdoubleshlongs]

My dream is to fill sukuna up with 10 kids minimum

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[theballadofmars]

Look, I love the book art for mdzs and tgcf, but svsss goes so fucking hard for no reason??? Especially the english and russian editions because JUST. LOOK. AT. THEM. I have no words why is it so pretty why the characters look so perfect????

[levisdoubleshlongs]

The size of Mobei-Jun’s honkers holy shit, SQH get your man a bra

[lizzy5ever-deactivated20230604]

This is the last social media platform where u can be ugly and in a foul mood

[xaquizzle]

Tianlang-Jun love advice be like

"Find the coldest, meanest bitch you can, then cling to her and wail pathetically until she marries you"

LBH: But dad I'm—

TLJ: Just change the pronouns. gay ass son.

[xaquizzle]

A fantastic addition, thank you.

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[unrelentingcheeseburgers-ss13]

It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

[acornsandacorns]

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

[kaleidoscope-draws]

[hayutokki]

Idk i felt like it fits

[ineffectualdemon]

People who haven't read SVSSS: it has necrophilia and pedophilia!

The fans: *tired* no. That is not correct. I see why you would get that impression but you are wrong. That didn't happen

People in the SVSSS canon who don't know LBH or SQQ well: Luo Binghe disgraced his master's corpse and his master preyed on his student!

Shang Qinghua: *tired* no. That is not correct. I see why you would get that impression but you are wrong. That didn't happen.

[levisdoubleshlongs]

I’m absolutely baffled that this silly SatoSugu bot I spontaneously made while procrastinating on work has already reached over 14k interactions. Have I stumbled upon my niche? I feel very flattered, it makes me genuinely so happy to see people using my bots.

I wanna make another one. Maybe an idol Gojo x metalhead Geto one? That could be cute, I think.