Binch (Nimbus, Schnookums)

im indecisive asf with profile pics | otter fursona | John | biologically male | white | short | cis | from United States | libertarian | capitalist | pro-choice | he/him/his | autistic | bisexual | 21 y/o | sagittarius | dec 2 1997 | will block radical feminists |

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you think that glasses are attractive, then you officially have a fetish for the physically impaired.

[lewdsboye]

>w>

[lewdsboye]

I'm going to make a new account since the admins blocked me from setting profile pictures on this account. I'm just amused that they left everything else alone but blocked the thing I like the most. Like it was targeted just for me.

Well good luck finding my new account, admins. Suck it.

[lewdsboye]

dumblr can suck my fat cock

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lewdsboye]

suddenly, d u c c

[lewdsboye]

new DLC fighter confirmed

[starllex]

when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend you’re sad but on the inside you’re like 

[lewdsboye]

when antifas get arrested for assault

[kristina100000]

fuck this shit imma just sit here

[princesstigerbelle]

Tumblr: Inappropriate content!

FLAGGED!!!

[lewdsboye]

fat birb do sit

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[lewdsboye]

starcucks is way too expensive anyway, dunkin donuts is best

[just-shower-thoughts]

Privilege is shitting into cleaner water than the rest of the world drinks.

[lewdsboye]

sad but true.......

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having a boner while peeing is the equivalent to turning off aim assist on FPS games.

[lewdsboye]

It's really fucking hard.

***cue laugh track***

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most unrealistic thing about movies and tv shows Is that nobody makes any mistakes while talking.

[lewdsboye]

The Office: ***perfect, coherent speech, no grammar mistakes, mumbling, or stuttering***

Me talking: ***in my normal high-pitched femboy voice*** Oh uh, well, yeah, I like it I guess, uh, thanks hehe, thanks man, that's uh, cool. Um....

[just-shower-thoughts]

Insult jokes get easier every year as people get more sensitive.

[lewdsboye]

Little snowflake crybabies are making it so easy for us

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be pretty frustrating if you were watching a documentary about your own disappearance as your ghost.

[lewdsboye]

Media: PEWDIEPIE RACIST BECAUSE HE SHOW REVIEW FROM BAD PERSON AND SAY BAD WORD BY ACCIDENT OVER A YEAR AGO

Also media: ***barely talks about Pewdiepie using his influence to raise money to help save enslaved children in India***

[just-shower-thoughts]

NSFW subs are just a bunch of guys telling each other they have boners.

[lewdsboye]

That, and we want dicks up our butts

[stars-bean]

“You like sugar, huh?” “Is there sugar in syrup?” “Yes.” “Then yes!”

Elf (2003) dir. Jon Favreau

[iamalivenow]

for everyone who’s excited about obsidian dragging bethesda this isn’t just about how fucking trash garbage 76 is, this is about how obsidian was shafted by bethesda when fallout new vegas came out.

heres the thing, obsidian used to work on a weird kind of business model where they would make games on a budget for certain companies and if they met a certain review quota they would get a bonus.

new vegas missed the quota by 1 point.

1 point because bethesda didn’t give them enough money to make one of, if not the best game in the franchise, and rushed them continuously through production

this isn’t new drama

this is obsidian finally getting its vindication after bethesda robbed them and almost sent them into financial ruin

and its Great

[lewdsboye]

do not question our daddy Todd!!