The Last Jeffersonian

I am Lewis Cass of Michigan. I'm a rather friendly fellow, so don't be afraid to talk to me! Don't talk to me about James Buchanan though.

[nisiedrawsstuff]

English Costume of the Nineteenth Century

by John Laver and illustrated by Iris Brooke

[dolleypmadison-deactivated20140]

The one in 1810 looks like me – !!!

[edvvi-deactivated20200531]

reblogging for my future reference

[president-abraham-lincoln]

Mary would love this…

[lewiscass]

((I am sorry Cass isn't always on much. Real life can be distracting, though I hope you all understand. Lewie will try to get on when he can so he can actually talk to more of you! :P))

[lewiscass]

All this talk of buttermilk….

[little-big-illi]

ahehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheh

[lewiscass]

Frankly, I’m a bit jealous, actually.

[little-big-illi]

hshhhhh, you oughtn’t to have a problem finding yourself a pretty thing to fool about with if you apply yourself to the task.

[lewiscass]

Ah, my dear friend, the problem is not in finding a young lady that I like, but in finding one that would appreciate a bloated old fool like me! I have a lot going on in the head, though that is not always enough, sadly...

[lewiscass]

All this talk of buttermilk….

[little-big-illi]

ahehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheh

[lewiscass]

Frankly, I'm a bit jealous, actually.

[lewiscass]

All this talk of buttermilk....

[lewiscass]

*sits down to eat some dinner alone*

[little-big-illi]

yo lemme get at that

[lewiscass]

Sure! Dig into whatever you want! How are things going for you?

[little-big-illi]

You’re too kind, Cassy. I’m pretty good, maxing and relaxing and legislating, the usual. Butted heads with Seward this morning and managed to work him up as red as his hair, aheheheh.

[lewiscass]

I do try prefer to be a voice of reason, but it does seem easy to annoy some of these fellows, doesn’t it? 

[little-big-illi]

he and chuckles are just so easy to rile up and they make it so damned

fun, too. I’ve perfected it into an art.

[lewiscass]

It’s a good balance. I can't imagine Congress being much without you, my friend. 

[lewiscass]

*sits down to eat some dinner alone*

[little-big-illi]

yo lemme get at that

[lewiscass]

Sure! Dig into whatever you want! How are things going for you?

[little-big-illi]

You’re too kind, Cassy. I’m pretty good, maxing and relaxing and legislating, the usual. Butted heads with Seward this morning and managed to work him up as red as his hair, aheheheh.

[lewiscass]

I do try prefer to be a voice of reason, but it does seem easy to annoy some of these fellows, doesn't it? 

[lewiscass]

*sits down to eat some dinner alone*

[little-big-illi]

yo lemme get at that

[lewiscass]

Sure! Dig into whatever you want! How are things going for you?

[the-fitness-goddess-deactivated]

Honesty hour! Ask me anything :)

[lewiscass]

*sits down to eat some dinner alone*

[jacksonianlibertine]

So, who's this new big guy?

Rossini? 

Are you jealous?

Which kind of confuses me. You’re fine with me liking Win Scott and George IV. The latter being British Royalty, which you think would be the one to bother you, but no, you’re jealous of Rossini?

[lewiscass]

I AM NOT JEALOUS! *takes a deep breath* I am merely curious about the new development. 

You could do much worse than George IV, of all Royals. He fits with what you like.

George III would just be.... well, you understand. 

But no, I am just curious! I mean, we've yet to have an Italian in your... you know, little history harem... so I was just taking interest.

[charleylongfellow-deactivated20]

*moans softly*

[robert-todd-lincoln-blog]

*slowly kisses down your neck*

[charleylongfellow-deactivated20]

*pulls hair roughly*

[robert-todd-lincoln-blog]

*kisses along your collarbone*

[little-big-illi]

I’ve given up, I’m done, I’m bed bath and beyond done, have whatever kinky sex you want wherever you want because I shan’t complain.

[lewiscass]

Perhaps it is best. If people want to do the nasty, they are going to do so regardless of how many obstacles are put in their way. 

[seapuke]

[charles-sumner]

THAT’S IT!!

*grabs a screwdriver* 

WE ARE REMOVING THE DOORS IN THIS HOUSE

*starts removing doors* 

[lewiscass]

Good-bye to privacy when using the bathroom!

[lewiscass]

I was just thinking of Henry Schoolcraft (a rather famous geographer/geologist/ethnologist and is also a big name in Michigan history) who went with me on my expedition where I explored the wilderness around Lake Superior to the Mississippi River back in the spring of 1820,

Maybe I should get a hold of him and we could go on a road trip and see how the areas we explored have changed since then. 

[teenageor]

Visit Original Link

Maybe I should cry for help,

Maybe I should kill myself

[gettinwhiggywithit]

MR CALHOUN EQUATED BOOTY CALL WITH BUTT-DIAL YET AGAIN

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME IT’S HAPPENED

AND YET IT IS, FOR ALL INVOLVED, THE MOST EMBARRASSING

[lewiscass]

I’m not surprised, honestly.

[gettinwhiggywithit]

I… Have so many problems with that man. I…

[gettinwhiggywithit]

In a Committee meeting:

/hanging up the phone/ “Well, I believe that the president has just booty-called m, as they say.”

"………. John……… did you mean….. butt-dial?”

"Whatever.  They mean about the same thing."

"….. NO, JOHN, THEY DO NOT."

[lewiscass]

I need to sit back and let this very image sink in for a bit. 

I really am sorry but I laugh harder the more I think about it. 

I need a few more moments, excuse me.