chronic blogger

don't call me alexa I will not play despacito for you. unless you say please. (Demi-pansexual || 15 || call me Lexi)

[swagneato]

my least favorite vowel is o

[sexandshitposts-deactivated2019]

mine is u

[swagneato]

[elvensemi]

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

[elvensemi]

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

did i just vaguepost about myself

[elvensemi]

There are two things I love about this post: 

the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend

the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am

[tvandfilm]

[suzirya]

Why are we here? To suffer? Every day we do dishes

[euo]

do people miss me I can’t imagine myself as a person others think about

[dicaeopolis]

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

[dicaeopolis]

this is the only important thing i did in four years

[weavemama]

HALLOWEEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER SO HERE’S YOUR FRIGHTFUL REMINDER TO NOT APPROPRIATE CULTURES AND DEMONIZE OTHERS:

1. Disrespecting Native-American culture  

Dressing up a Native American is an absolute NO-NO. Especially those gross ass “Sexy Indian” costumes. Their culture is not a costume and it sure as hell shouldn’t be sexualized. Millions of Native Americans were slaughtered by the hands of greedy white men and they did not die for a bunch inconsiderate folks to use their culture as a costume. This goes for ANYONE WHO IS NOT NATIVE AMERICAN. This has got to be one of the worst costume ideas and doing so is an insult to indigenous tribes and communities. DON’T DO IT. 

2. Blackface

No…… just……………. no. Don’t be the yt person who has to put on an embarrassingly bold amount of bronzer to make yourself look like the black person you’re dressing up as. It’s straight up racist and you’re just gonna make yourself look like a damn fool. Blackface goes beyond putting on the extra bronzer and humiliating us. The bronzer is able to come off at night but black people can’t take their skin and oppression off at night. The police brutality can’t come off at night, the violence of white supremacy can’t come off at night. So please, don’t use black skin as your stylish look for the night. 

3. Ableist costumes

This one isn’t talked about much but it still matters very much. “Mental Patient” and “P*ycho” costumes are extremely offense to people who are suffering with mental illness. It demonizes people who are battling these illnesses, and it makes them look violent and dangerous. When in reality, only 3-5% of violence acts are linked with mental illness.  If you really wanna dress like someone with a mental illness then you can go in your closet and put on the normal type of clothes you would literally wear any other fucking day of the year. Stop demonizing people with mental illnesses because of what you see in the horror movies. It’s ableist and gross. 

4. Islamophobic Costumes 

Muslims already have to go through enough with defending their religion against Islamophobes. Don’t be the asshole on Halloween who sustains the stereotype that Islam supports “terrorism”. If you are not a Muslim do not dress in any of the Islamic attire for costume and do not be obnoxious and attach bombs/ other explosives to the attire. It’s disgusting and does nothing but demonize a religion that is heavily ridiculed in America. This also goes for appropriating any other religious attire for costume and mocking purposes…… it ain’t cute. 

5. Xenophobic costumes

Costumes that mock Mexican immigrants/border control is blatantly xenophobic and not funny. In reality, immigrants have a super hard time trying to start a new life in the U.S and it’s nothing to joke around about. ICE agents are barging into people’s homes to arrest for simply trying to start over and provide for their families. Making costume out of a serious humanitarian issue just makes you look ignorant and inconsiderate of the thousands of immigrants who are struggling to live here everyday. 

There are hundreds of other Halloween costumes out there that doesn’t involve disrespecting marginalized groups of people.  It’s not that hard to dress up as something without mocking a culture or being ignorant towards a serious problem. I wish all good people are safe and happy Halloween season and do so while being mindful of other people’s lifestyles!! 

[garlic-slut]

Halloween is coming don’t be a dick! Keep it fun.

[starrrie]

i rather you guys put a sheet over urself and call urself a ghost than wear these disgusting ass costumes

[rogertaylor-stole-my-heart]

to all those hateful anons I got about this topic, this one is for all of you.

[gluten-free-pussy]

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

[gluten-free-pussy]

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

[parttimepup]

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

[cocksmasher69]

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

[monarda-fistulosa-deactivated20]

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

[ruby-white-rabbit]

His first reaction was to go on the defensive and ask if she was a cop. HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD AND KNEW IT. That girl he was talking to was 12. TWELVE.

Be a nosey bitch til the day you die. No regrets.

[clonesdreamgirl]

Reminder, BE A NOSEY BITCH

[jenlizrose]

THIS BLOG IS RUN BY A NOSEY BITCH

[drdonnaok]

You know I’d rather be a Nosey Butch than to see a woman, child, teenager killef

[prof-grace-aspen]

Yeah, older man giving a little girl “advice” and the girl looking uncomfortable, and the old man getting defensive when confronted?

BE A NOSY BITCH.

[odinsblog]

I AM 100 PERCENT HERE FOR “NOSY” “BITCHES”

[eirianerisdar]

It’s happened, guys.

Police in Hong Kong have shot a protester point blank in the chest with live ammunition. (Edit: New details have emerged. The protester was a secondary 5 student, the equivalent age of at tenth grader in the US. He’s currently in critical condition.)

He, like others, weren’t doing anything except protesting his right to democracy, while the police keep escalating their levels of violence against protestors - from pepper spray and tear gas at first to rubber bullets and bean bag bullets and batons and water cannons - shooting out a veterinarian surgeon’s eye at point blank, shooting at journalists (an Indonesian journalist was hit in her eye two days ago) and tear gassing journalists so they can’t record what’s happening.

It’s gone beyond police brutality. Hong Kong is on the verge of becoming a police state and it won’t stop until a second Tiananmen.

And at the same time while thousands of our youth are fighting for our dying freedoms in Hong Kong, up in Beijing the dogs of the communist government are giving speeches about strength in unity.

I have no more words - only that as a doctor I know I’ll be seeing more and more of these young protestors in hospital, chained to their beds while we treat their wounds.

[politijohn]

Happy Friday to everyone except those who deny that the global climate crisis is a legitimate threat

[dreameratbest]

Happy Saturday to everyone except those who deny that the global climate crisis is a legitimate threat

[politijohn-backup]

Happy Sunday to everyone except those who deny that the global climate crisis is a legitimate threat

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[highkey-potato-deactivated20230]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[fourteen--steps]

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

[ladywiltshire-deactivated202106]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

[frederick-the-ii]

Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi

[gluten-free-pussy]

C H U N K

[ave-the-rat-king-deactivated202]

exclusionist can fuck off

[schrodingers-fyke]

I am loving the:

Bi-pan solidarity

Lesbian-ace solidarity

And the

NB-trans solidarity!

[the-based-brit]

Anyway, pansexuality is both biphobic and transphobic, thus pan people don't belong in the LGBT community.

Asexuals aren't inherently LGBT and don't belong, either (unless they also happen to experience same-sex attraction or gender dysphoria). Some aces are also pretty homophobic.

As for nonbinaries...well, I'm nb-neutral, but I do find it odd how no one identified as nonbinary before it was cool.

[lily-orchard]

[plantsplacesthings]

I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

[respectfulmemes]

[micdotcom]

[bodytothefifthpower]

911 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER.

[scottandhiskind]

You mean you want to report an Axe Murderer

[whatbigotspost]

Well I for one certainly didn’t ever expect to post something positive that AXE body spray had to say.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Normally, I think that this whole sort of “Company is being funny on twitter” thing is bad… but, AXE is a product which is extremely strongly linked with teenage boys.  Teenage boys, who are a key demographic for AXE, are also key targets for radicalization by alt-right/neo-nazi/white supremacist groups. Maybe… just maybe, companies like AXE, which are seen as “cool” to these kids, standing up and saying “You know what’s super lame? Being a fucking homophobe”, just might get a few of them to not follow the path some dark corners of the internet want to lead them down.  I don’t know.  

[geekghoulsmash]

Axe more recently has had an entire ad campaign based on being the real you, targeted at young men, that included gay, and gender non-conforming boys.

They haven’t been utilizing their old “har har get the girls” advertising in years.

This isn’t at all surprising.

[korrasera]

Until such a time as we can dismantle capitalism completely, encouraging brands like AXE to support progressive causes and fight the normalization of fascism is something to aim for.

[lake-hysterial]

Local grocery shop in september

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want