lex

22 || they/them || multifandom disaster lmao

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[curiositypolling]

How much time is left on this poll?

6 days and x hours

5 days and x hours

4 days and x hours

2 days and x hours

1 day and x hours

less than a day

Voting ended onMar 20, 2024

pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

[lexblooms]

Rewatching Sherlock and wtf is Moriartys voice? He sounds like every cartoon character ever

[werebearbrucey]

Smushes them through a tennis racket like in those aesthetic slime videos

[aphony-cree]

I finally got polls!

What day did this post come across your dash?

Monday

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Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

Since posts can run for a full week I wanted to see how this spreads

[maximumsunshine]

For it to spread, it needs reblogged. Reblog for science yall! Let's help OP!

[sexymanotddd]

TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH POLL MASTERPOST

I'll update this as the rounds progress.

ROUND ONE:

Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated) vs. Professor Venomous (OK KO)

Guzma (Pokémon) vs. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

The Warden (Superjail) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run)

The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. Megamind (Megamind)

Sans (Undertale) vs. Junkrat (Overwatch)

Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Black Hat (Villainous)

King Dice (Cuphead) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing)

Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Doc Ock (Marvel)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) vs. Dr. Habit (Smile for Me)

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Slenderman (???)

Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas) vs. Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph)

Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Purple Guy/William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs. Spamton (Deltarune)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) vs. Loki (Marvel)

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice (all versions))

Herobrine (Minecraft) vs. Benr(e)y (Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware)

[spartalabouche]

i had the most wild night of my life on halloween but nobody on here would believe that it happened

[spartalabouche]

AGAIN i dont think you ppl will believe me but sure

my friends and i were playing quiplash on jackbox and after a few rounds somebody joined not from our group with just a ) as their name and we were like who the fuck is this??? so we decided to answer all the questions for one round as ‘who the fuck are you’ and variations and then the next round they responded and said ‘i just put in random letters jfc bye’

BUT THEN WE FELT BAD so we kept them in and started another game and my friend asked them to add her on discord and they said they didnt have one and THEN said they made a twitter so she messaged them on twitter and they told her that they made a code to test out random codes for jackbox because they were under house arrest and didnt have anything else to do

SO LIKE WE ALL THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING JACKBOX WITH A MURDERER OR SOMETHING but in like the most mysterious way they told us that theyre only under house arrest for starting fights with and punching homophobes

LIKE I FEEL LIKE WE MET GOD. my friend is now the protagonist to a story about fighting for love and meeting her beautiful wife. mysterious homophobe punching vigilante stay strong and good luck

[jjaux-deactivated20240425]

me reading the same post 5 times in a row because everyone has the same mutuals

[wirbelwindria]

me still joining my mutuals in reblogging the same post

[tomorrowillbeyou]

the way i used to devour these fucking things oreo rage comic style when i was like 13. dark times

[valtsv]

it's kind of crazy how many online arguments we could probably eliminate if we acknowledged that finding "woke" reasons to be a bully is still being a bully

[valtsv]

like "i make fun of working class british accents but it's okay because i only do it when it's those shitty white cishet male colonizer working class british people. not any of the GOOD ONES, obviously." that's uh... not how it works unfortunately

[valtsv]

[timidsketch]

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

[roolsilver]

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

[gothiero]

im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.

[lexblooms]

The task ive been cursed with completing (an idea i had) is taking ages (its been three weeks) and i fear i wont complete it before i die (will stop halfway through and wont listen to this podcast ever again)

[shatterdome-underscore]

I saw a post saying "Hermy the elf is transgender" and went "damn Hermie's part elf now too?" before realizing they meant the beloved character Hermy the Misfit Elf from the seasonally appropriate and classic movie, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964), that literally every American (myself included) has seen, instead of the fucked up little guy from Dungeons and Daddies (not a BDSM podcast)

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

this is the most deadpan miette I’ve ever heard omg

[mikugenesisevangelion]

that’s because miette’s had enough

[staravenger7285]

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

[writing-prompt-s]

She specializes in snow and ice magic. She enchanted beavers to help build her cabin. Her familiar is a fierce goose. Her pointy hat is actually a toque. And she tries to add maple syrup to ALL her potions. It’s the Canadian witch!

[lexblooms]

Shes my girlfriend and i love her. The canadian witch 🥰🥰🥰 we will go to many hockey games together

[funnytwittertweets]