lez dykeawitz

dyke with a decade-old blog that's been through the gay tumblr trenches. 30. they/them.

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[lesbianbloodritual]

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

[dsmsix]

[daylightglitch]

ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[danffodilf]

they're highkey both

[snoopylovessoup]

[ozempicofficial]

[snackboyz]

truly jet lag the game's yin and yang

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[json-derulo]

his ass is NOT beating the teeny allegations

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this diary entry

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[lezbrarian]

me n my coworker, brethren in setting our water bottle / coffee cup down somewhere in the library and then just fully fucking forgetting about it immediately. our water bottles have been found on/in nearly every shelf, cart, and room in the damn building 😭

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[thats-how-the-jets-lag]

yeah. yup