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cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

heronbrew

Hey op google what LCD stands for

tagfer

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

peggy-sue-reads-a-book

Reblog to make the tummy not hurt of the person you reblogged from.

dollwingsoffical

I’m very thankful I woke up to 7 job requests today. For personal reasons, 7, 777, and 700 are my personal lucky numbers. That being said, here is an emoji spell for job offers and interviews to come your way

🍀💼📝📚📈💸🕯7️⃣🕯💸📈📚📝💼🍀

May you be financially blessed!

exercuted

Idk who needs this but here you go ♥️♥️♥️

lonniiii-deactivated20170829

One of the biggest keys to surviving your 20’s is Learning how to move on. Move on from old friends, lovers & bad situations.

jehovahhthickness

Concept: having a passionate sex life while being in a healthy relationship.

grox

Ha...! This, "sharp cheddar"... Quite soft against the roof of my mouth.

theproblematicblogger

Elon Musk: all these pronouns are an esthetic nightmare

Elon Musk’s child’s name:

castiels-pussy

also ive ran the numbers and by my calculations destiel will go canon again on the 20th of december

shrimpemojis

i thought this was a shitpost but u rlly did it huh

tags from @castiels-pussy

castiels-pussy

HFJKSHJSHF NO I RLY DID

ackles ass equation eat your heart out

alternativeulster

FELLOW MATH GAY JOINING IN

so if you take the days between each destiel-canon event as a sequence you come out with this

so the next “gap” is -28 days. if we use your model, we need to modify the line of best fit slightly, because there can’t be half a destiel. day -1 should have a point equating to 0 on the y axis (which doesnt work for an exponential regression but bear with me it doesnt quite fit that model anyways). the modified line of best fit places the next canon destiel day around december 23rd, give or take.

28 days before december 23rd is november 25th, aka spanish destiel day. with the combined models we can predict that in and around december 20th-25th, spanish dub destiel will be made retroactively canon by somebody at the c*w

elizabethrobertajones

I would argue from the perspective of a creative writing & history degree gay that half a destiel is absolutely a thing that could happen. For example: Putin could come down hard and ban Supernatural from Russia for unspecified reasons but the suggestion of gay shit memed with him is something we know he’s cracked down on before but would not per se reveal or confirm anything from the text or behind the scenes, merely offering a level of canonicity that we could in fact argue in the Hague as a rights infringement for queer fans in Russia, in which case the canon nature of destiel would inherently play a part in the case and could be arbitrated as canon or not at the highest level our global democracy respects.