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Peter Solarz
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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DEAR READER
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@liakimss
This picture of dan with his dips has always been infuriating to me because clearly the second dip and the fourth dip (the yellow one and the beige one) need to be swapped
so i went and took 5-10 minutes to fix it for myself
its not perfect but see how much better that looks??? dan please learn how colours work
the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what
de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?
Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?
الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟
Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?
tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?
Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?
Steve and Eddie having a telepathic connect/ hive mind because they were both bitten by the bats but instead of angst or fluff they use it for friendly psychological warfare
Eddies trying to write a new song and Steve is very pointedly beaming ABBA or something into his head
Steve's trying out a new recipe and Eddie just keeps monologuing in his head
The possibilities are endless
huh. so i just found out "Torment Nexus" was invented for that one specific meme. i genuinely thought it was from an Orson Scott Welles novel. my ignorance is an unending source of surprise and delight
um. Orson Wells. H.G. Scott Welles. H. George Orson Orwell. Philip Bradbury. stop making me keep track of white men names
in my defense all of these are separate individuals famous within classic sci-fi circles:
H.G. Wells
George Orwell
(George) Orson Welles
Orson Scott Card
at some point this is not my burden
the names of classic sci-fi authors appear to have amalgamated into a nexus of some kind. one that is tormenting you, perhaps.
gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.
Honestly? Honestly the idea of Ilya Rozanov sitting himself down at twelve years old and saying I have GOT to get out of this country. It killed my mother. It's going to kill me. And then growing up a little bit and realizing some Things about himself and saying I have GOT to get out of this country. I have tried and tried and for some reason people keep Knowing What I Am. Ilya, young bisexual man with an apparently pretty clocky affect to his speaking voice. A strong young man with a natural and lovely flamboyance in him, a sweetness he tries to smother and the ability to play hockey like it was bestowed upon him by GOD. I've GOT to get out of here, he thinks to himself. And then he leaves (but not really) does some more growing up and he falls in love only he can't let himself be in love because the lead weight of this country is still tied to him and he thinks I have GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. Then his father dies and the man he loves says "Come with me" and Ilya says I am NEVER going back!! I will wear my mother's cross and I will think of her every day and she will forgive me for never visiting her grave because her beautiful boy got OUT. I will go to a place where I am loved by a man A MAN who I love more than I ever thought I was allowed. Who holds my face and my hands and my heart. I will find a home for myself in his arms. I will never go fucking back.
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding
Steve, Jonathan, Nancy, Robin and Vickie get drunk one night at Steve's trailer and decide to play spin the bottle for a laugh. Eddie's been haunting the place for weeks, seeing Steve try to force himself to like these girls he dates who he clearly isn't interested in, unable to find a way to make his presence known. He sees what the group is doing and thinks 'I guess this is the closest to a ouija board I'm going to get'.
The entire group is flumoxed when the bottle immediately spins to point at Steve before anyone has even reached for it and they're even more puzzled when someone tries to spin it and it doesn't budge. They give up on it, decide they're officially too drunk to think about it and all of them find a spot to crash in for the night. Steve tells no one that he's sure he felt and ice cold pair of lips press against his cheek, no one except Dustin, who he calls later that night when the others are all asleep but he's wide awake.
Dustin, who happened to be visiting his mom for the weekend, shows up on Steve's doorstep at the crack of dawn with a dusty Scrabble set and a plan.
And if I added this to my "gonna write this maybe in the future maybe" list will I be torched at dawn...cause I'm obsessed w this idea now
Please go for it if you want to! I would love to read it but I have too many fics already started that I need to finish to write it myself 😭
I’M NOT THAT GIRL with Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov.
they really shouldve just given holly's plotline to mike.
imagine the chaos of the madwheeler duo running rampant in vecnas mind.
imagine them being forced to see each others worst memories and recognising the real reason they butt heads so often is because they just cant stand how similar they really are.
imagine they fight because theyre still in denial about their similarities because theyre both self hating idiots, and/or they have some sort of disagreement, maybe about how to escape or maybe max confronts him about how he's treated el in the past.
imagine that right as tensions are highest, they stumble into another memory and max finds out that mikes big secret is that hes in love with will. and he expects her to berate him. to yell at him, say she just knew there was something wrong with him, but of course she doesn't. she just hugs him and tells him its okay. and he's so caught off guard that he doesn't even react at first, but then piece by piece he just starts to break down and cry into her shoulder, because its such a relief to finally just admit it to someone, and the fact that max, someone who isnt very fond of him on a good day, still accepts him honestly just makes her the perfect person to admit it to.
imagine she opens up to him about how it wasn't the music that saved her at all, it was her connection, her love for lucas, and that if he wants to escape he has to accept the same thing for himself. he has to realize what love really tethers him to this world.
again i must say. crucial that hayden pike is mormon and shane just straight up has never noticed. like it’s really funny for the shane and hayden duo. the rest of the metros are getting kicked out of strip clubs and then both shane and hayden agree that coffee is a sin. and shane just thinks hayden is the only other smart person on the team. they’re having conversations where hayden is like “it pollutes your spirit” and shane is like “exactlyyyyy”
This is the funniest effing thing I’ve seen today
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
It’s 2025. BBC Sherlock ended 8 years ago. The last season was so bad the fans didn’t even want to talk about it when it came out. Occasionally a post resurfaces where we all laugh at struggling to plug our phones in and being called alcoholics. Every time, there are more and more people in the comments who don’t get the joke. There are two currently airing Sherlock Holmes audio dramas that both portray a queer Holmes (as well as several other excellent queer characters), and one of them now has Holmes and Watson in a canonical romantic relationship. There’s an adorable crowdfunded short film where Watson plans Holmes’ birthday party and they flirt with each other, share a bed, plan their retirement, and kiss on the mouth. A video game about retired beekeeper Holmes just released where he arranges a romantic picnic so he can finally tell Watson how he feels. A popular graphic novelist just released the first part of a queer comic book retelling of the complete Holmes canon and had to do several rounds of preorders because she kept selling out too fast. Sherlock is garbage and here’s why has 15 million views on YouTube. Nature is healing. ❤️🐝
Edit bc I forgot to drop the names: The podcasts are Sherlock & Co and Fawx & Stallion aka @224bbaker (the one with the canon gay relationship.) The short film is called The Adventure of the Furtive Festivity and it's on youtube. The video game is @beekeeperspicnic and it's on Steam. The graphic novel series is by Molly Knox Ostertag, aka @contact-guy) Please feel free to drop any other queer Holmes adaptations I may be missing.
World is finally turning right side upp🥳
i don’t know how to explain this, but ilya rozanov talks to his home appliances. do you know what i mean?
man apologizes to his three trillion dollar roomba when he accidentally kicks it across the floor
the espresso maker gives a ragged shriek and he nods, tired and understanding and “yes you need cleaning - i know"
if something catches him with an error code at the wrong time, his bitchy ass is imitating the beeps and then spitting “shut up”
shane once finds him deep in negotiations with the washing machine. much of the russian goes over his head, but he picks up on enough to know they’ve just entered the bargaining phase.
‘ohhh ilya’s an asshole. he's so mean blah blah blah.’ he’s literally thanking siri after she identifies weird, fucked up canadian wildlife noises for him. i’m sorry but he is.
You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes
F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned
girl why you so snoopy…
