welcome to my personal Hell

we’re all sexy bastards here enjoy ur stay (Side blog=a-fairy-tail44)

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

"I fucked ur mom this" "I have sex with your dad that" well I have a weird homoerotic relationship with your hot older brother and he got lost in my eyes over our jumbo pizza slices and forgot to pick you up after soccer practice. it's raining and you're devestated btw

[alleycatboy]

rats can drive cars btw. if u even care

[alleycatboy]

fun fact: the lab rats got into the cars and drove on their own free time, even without any treat or reward being offered

[alleycatboy]

fun fact #2: the scientists actually found that the rats stress levels were lowered while driving, implying that rats find cars therapeutic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love the whole branch of cognitive experimentation that just amounts to “we taught rats a fun new game and they really liked it”

[thecollectibles]

Hades Underworld Triptych by Joanne Tran and Jen Zee

[astraldemise]

not a sexyman not a babygirl, but a secret third thing

some cunt

[jonnywaistcoat]

What's your process for creating characters?

Imagine a weirdo. Give 'em one or more of my character flaws. Figure out how to hurt 'em.

[tillman]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Its monk activity day

[normal-horoscopes]

Roomate sent me this image of our fridge with the text "Agatha of Sicily"

[irrationalbalids]

Hold on let me Google something

[irrationalbalids]

Yeah this is funny

[cryptotheism]

I want to clarify that those are in fact silicon breast molds and not slices of raw chicken.

[studentofetherium]

lol. lmao even

[studentofetherium]

i wonder how many people immediately canceling their subscriptions it took for them to pull back on this

[thefriendlymurderer]

WotC and now Netflix. Please let 2023 be the year of corporations fucking around and then finding out.

[ratsquinks]

Just another night of chaos in clowntown. Jester at the end like um exCUSE ME???

[syrenki]

[maybeimmac]

Emily break me why don't you

[afloweroutofstone]

The death of the shopping mall has had a devastating impact on our ability to see young people dressed in strange ways in public. It’s all on TikTok now. Back in the good ol days you used to be able to sit down on a bench near a Spencer’s in any corner of the country and watch some of the weirdest-looking motherfuckers alive walking around with full confidence in their fit. Bring it back

[polarsirens]

my new favorite trio

[foxmagpie]

all my students in my dystopian film class think gale is a better match for katniss than peeta and i told them they were Objectively Wrong and they assigned me a slideshow for homework to prove it and—

look. these children are about to be destroyed.

[foxmagpie]

my speech was 17 minutes long and when i finished the boy who challenged me to make the slideshow pursed his lips and said "okay fine, you're right, but i'm docking you points for being biased when you called gale a brat baby"

[bashhowardproductions]

"What does daphne even do?" She literally looks for clues. Go fuck yourself

[tunisian]

i am the ocean; the earth; whatever dies for you

pedro salinas tr. by ruth katz crispin, the voice I owe to you / patty dickson pieczka, autumn / louise glück, marathon / dulce maría loynaz tr. by james o'connor, absolute solitude / vladimir nabokov, in a letter to his wife véra / c.t. salazar, headless john the baptist hitchhiking / sara shagufta tr. by sascha aurora akhtar, how solitary is the moon / vladimir nabokov, ada, or ardor / alice notley, the black trailer