LieutenantCommanderDudeKisser

Guilty as charged. This reminds me of the time. *looks at clock*

[lieududekissy]

When they want me on copium but I’m on seethite

[lieududekissy]

*introducing*

Fan, meet shit. Shit, meet fan.

[lieududekissy]

‘Minor attracted people’ need to have their genitals removed without anaesthesia to feel the same way a child would if they tried to ‘love’ them.

Saying this on pride month when I know they’ll try to join as if they can be proud.

You do not have an ‘orientation’ you are mentally ill and delusional. Kick away the chair you’re standing on and make the world a better place without you.

[lieududekissy]

Grab chicken and pull up I’m sure your butt hole like a pot. I’ll grab the cheek shot a fucking pull out my way. I don’t grab your butt hole on a fucking dirt and make a piece of cheese.

[lieududekissy]

I know it’s been over 300 million years, but every time I come in contact with cold water, I long to return to the sea.

[lieududekissy]

Post of shame for unc

[lieududekissy]

Brother may I have some twenty thousand bees

[guerrillatech]

[lieududekissy]

I LOVE HOOKERS !!!

[lieududekissy]

If other guys go on podcasts and talk about how they’re ‘alpha males’ and to teach you to be arrogant and assuming assholes, we should have a counter culture of ‘omega males’ who remind you that everyone is human and to just be yourself. And also how to take it up the ass

No tags on this one; If you need to see it, you’ll see it.

[lieududekissy]

All men are the same. They all have arms and legs and shit

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

*guy with no arms voice*: damn guess im nonbinary

[lieududekissy]

[lieududekissy]

All men are the same. They all have arms and legs and shit

[squirrel--boy]

Alien behavior man

[lieududekissy]

Who is ‘Alien Behaviour Man’

[heartzforstar]

[dykenettles]

[heartzforstar]

[theboredvoid]

[toe-fingerman]

[lieududekissy]

Sure what the hell

[lieududekissy]

The

[amnesia-offical]

*looking in a mirror* hey, you come here often?

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

*looking in a mirror* damn, you ugly as shit, homie

[kingkit7734]

*Looking in mirror* Wait who are you

[above-the-law-offical]

*looking in mirror* why have you forsaken me?

[parentscomputer-official]

*looking in mirror* dontpopthepimpledontpopthepimpledontpopthepimple--

[genderqueer-offical]

*looking in the mirror*

...

who...

am i?

[snail-offical]

*looks in mirror* *Ghost who lives in my mirror makes mirror fall on me*

[lieududekissy]

*mirror coming up*

*turns to you* god, this guy again.

*looking in mirror* BOOOOOOOROROROROROROROR

[lieududekissy]

I went to wanting to fuck you island and there was no huzz. Except for ME.

I’M on wanting to fuck you island.

[lieududekissy]

All men are the same. They all have arms and legs and shit

[lieududekissy]

This is not true. Women are very different

[cossachka-offical]

It is tho. We also got arms and legs and shit.

[lieududekissy]

Wait a minute, so you’re telling me that women also have arms and legs and the shit?

[cossachka-offical]

i mean. being one in pretty damb sure of it

[monochromaticchime]

Nice try but we all know there’s no girls on the internet

[lieududekissy]

Yeah, every ‘girl’ on the internet is actually just a gay fish

[lieududekissy]

All men are the same. They all have arms and legs and shit

[laciffo-satan]

Lust. You missed lust.

[lieududekissy]

What fuckin part of the body is that

[laciffo-satan]

Mostly the phallus. Well, originally in the testes, but it travels up there.

[lieududekissy]

This no longer brings me joy. I kill people who don’t bring me joy.

[laciffo-satan]

OMG THANK YOU finally. What way am I dying? Make it slow and painful, I don't mind.

[lieududekissy]

Pipe bomb in anus

[laciffo-satan]

I'm a virgin, can we try another way? I'd like to die with dignity

[lieududekissy]

Pipe bomb in trachea

[laciffo-satan]

Sure!

[lieududekissy]

Hold still