A Whale in Santa Fe

Shamu's Reviews

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[splend-42]

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.

[memewhore]

[blanklystaringatwalls]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[theonion]

[lifegetsdandruff]

Thanks for the tag @serendipititties

choose between 10 movies i love:

the blues brothers (1980)

coming to america (1988)

the goonies (1985)

clueless (1995)

while you were sleeping (1995)

the wrong trousers (1993)

the importance of being earnest (1952)

once upon a honeymoon (1942)

working girl (1988)

Addam's family values (1993)

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

Do you want to play @faronnorth @itookyoudown @wildglitterwolf @sublightsleeper @oh2e ? With apologies to anyone who's already played and I've forgotten which movies went with which people!

[theycantalk]

miserable

[bold-baddie]

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

[nattousan]

"But surely you've at least wanted to try using AI-"

[thatsbelievable]

[kosmogrl]

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[gaycism]

anyone need serotonin?

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

[0v9]

beaver: *plap plap plap plap plap*

me: 🥺

[woodelf68]

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me