You don't promise someone memes and not deliver

The meme police will never take me alive

[st-pam]

[korralifts-deactivated20260117]

Please.

[lazinessessoverloaded]

Yes please

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[lmaonade]

the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao

[figuringoutlifenstuffs]

I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit

[lmaonade]

you’re right u sure didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

[tiredgaywerewolf-blog]

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know you really fucked up when your friends aren’t making fun of you for it.

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

[sirobvious]

I don’t know what to do.

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

then you arent awake

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this image is used to activate russian sleeper cells living under fake identities in the united states

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao 

[bezoarcureforpoison]

Good dad.  Good boss.

[lifeismemeingless]

OwO WATS DIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What have I done to deserve this....

[lifeismemeingless]

H-HEWWO!???

HEEEEWOOOO OwO

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[littlelinguaphile]

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

[c-bassmeow]

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

[gupdoo3]

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

[otterboxmysocks]

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

[azriona]

That’s…. surprisingly accurate.

[ruinedchildhood]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

paying rent has to be one of the most demonic inventions in human history

[tkyoghts-deactivated20180518]

I’d say it’s property taxes. YOU CAN OWN THE LAND AND STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT REGULARLY.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

stfu do it sound like i own land to give a fuck about property taxes

[sacredtome]

ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses

[thewickedavatar]

why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.

[vanguardwolves-deactivated20180]

This but unironically.

[thewickedavatar]

I’ll kill you for accusing me of irony

[everythingfox]

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[everythingfox]

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Watch for your own good

[nevaehtyler]

Suddenly I’m a huge My Chemical Romance fan 🤔

[lapeaudelamemoire]

Wow I love Gerard Way so much I did not know

[cynthiaoflion]

and his comic books have strong women characters in functional clothes and they aren’t sexualized I love him