When Drinking Isn't Enough....

My name is Alayna. I live in New York City. I'm from the South. I hate feeling old. I like laughing, drinking, and other bad things. I have the coolest friends in the world. I read a lot and will suggest books to anyone who will listen. I love going to the movies and talking about them. I write for moviesanddrinking.tumblr.com which is the best thing since the invention of M&Ms.

[lifeofalayna]

Yep.

[lifeofalayna]

I took this photo and it’s still hilarious

[fosterthelyrics]

watermark / the weakerthans

[catchymemes]

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

So you paid more than they did?

[te-amo-corazon]

this whole thread is hilarious. they break down and admit to having daddy buy the house, and then dude admits that he never bought a realty record and that they told on themselves lmfao

[quotespile]

“The images I had were of people being driven mad by living in the city. Images of parents who were so hungry and unfulfilled that they ate their own children.”

— Bret Easton Ellis, Less Than Zero

[sakura-haruka]

October 21st, 1956 - December 27th, 2016

[browsedankmemes]

Invest in Wikipedia memes + this format via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Ew177u

[rustandruin]

Really tho.

[bbarghest]

tumblr: we’re deleting all the porn

everyone else:

[ghostlytreats]

[browsedankmemes]

The same can be said about us when we mess up via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2r1Ds5S

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of tweets, part 8

(the series)

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[classichalloweenandhorror]

[catchymemes]

What vets do behind closed doors

[ithelpstodream]

[boyy-bait]

WITH BOTH THE LORD AND POLICE!! ☝🏾

[rosetintmyworld84]

DRAG THEM!!!

[mockwa]

[viola-and-chill]

sing us a song you’re the piano man