This Aint No Party This Aint No Disco

Sam (her). 23. There’s just too much going on here to offer a summary I’m so sorry.

[retrogamingblog]

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[bandtshirt]

[felsicgay-deactivated20200528]

Unfortunately men are hot sometimes

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion

[hotvampireadjacent]

here we fucking go folks

[niggazinmoscow]

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen omg

[fakehistory]

Vertebrates planning their invasion of land (358 million years ago, colorized)

[spacecowboybriony]

When you know something is satire but it could so easily be real

[calamitys-child]

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

[xthehatchick]

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

[obliwankenobli-deactivated20171]

what if anytime anakin was sad the sad accordion music from spongebob played

[cowboysandhotsauce]

youve ruined everything

[gerardwaysfetishopera]

@carlsmissingyeye

[fateddemise]

listen the new screenshot with herc, zeus and hades looks like it could be a meme like

look at it

[starlightandtears]

[highwarlockofphilly]

Sometimes I forget that Hozier is a millennial and sometimes it’s forcibly thrust into my awareness

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[uglyteapot]

I. AM. SCREAMING.

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

[ommanyte]

Proof that the onion knows the intimate most reaches of my inner being -  saw the new mewtwo strikes back remake trailer, was v unimpressed and then 30 seconds later saw this

[harpyhormones]

ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

[readmetxt]

i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated