Life's Punching Bag

life and fandoms are all a girl needs

[kendrajk]

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

And the rest, my darlings, are meat.

[glitterandrocketfuel]

Never punched reblog so fast in my life

[thepuppyclub]

I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

[sweetoothgirl]

APPLE PIE WITH A PURPLE BLUEBERRY CRUST

[lady-feral]

Omg

[higglety]

Why is the lighting on this so dramatic? Is this an eldritch pie? Is it poisoned? Is it magic? If I eat it will I see visions of the future? Will I astrally project into a blueberry?

[captain-narava-felidae-riggs]

It’s evil pie

[kickassfanfic]

And I’m the overly-practical loser who sees this and goes “YES! PIE!”

[skyliting]

That’s goblin fruit pie. Fae not tricking me into pining for pie til I die.

[janedrewfinally]

@seananmcguire- how ill-advised would it be to consume this pie?

[seananmcguire]

Very ill-advised.

[chris-evans]

me @ any point in every day

[the-n-tv]

[somnolentsuggestions]

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

[writing-challenges-and-prompts]

“Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.”

— Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down (via quotespile)

[ddd-444]

I saw a post that said “I wasn’t myself for months and nobody noticed” I felt that.

[thepersonalquotes]

[msmarvel]

Brie Larson for Variety’s Power of Women Issue

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[dahliadear]

So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.

Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and

10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Thanks OP you ruined the liturgy for me.

[bunjywunjy]

never gonna hear The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack the same way again

[kamen-rider-zed]

Frollo: Ima kill this baby

Choir in the background: Dude fuckin chill

[pottamux]

Frollo: I’m gonna set her on fire

Choir: Dude… chill

[what-even-is-thiss]

My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫

[asterglow]

the original “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

[randomnessoffiction]

Before Hey Arnold was TV show in was a comic strip in The Simpson Magazine

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[intheknowconservation]

Um…Ummm…More than 10 billion tons of Greenland’s ice sheet melted in a single day

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[10knotes]

She’s got her priorities straight

[thepersonalquotes]