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I post things that you probably don't want to read. For twitch stuff see my sideblog @assamkofi - also if you get a random ask/reply it's probably because I can't send it from there.

[dogpuppy]

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[geekysteven]

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[dippingbirdfursona]

Honestly I thibk vampires are just weird about blood

I've never been at a club and thought "I wish they sprayed food on me from a sprinkler system" or wanted to take a shower in food

[lifetheuniverseandnothing]

City of Edinburgh Council doing the right thing?

[lifetheuniverseandnothing]

Much like all the senior managers at my work I'm starting a new hobby of not reading emails and then replying to the email asking questions answered by the previous. Fucking. Email.

[txttletale]

did kier starmer's government help people? no. but did it at least make the country a better place? no. but was it popular? ah, no. but did it keep its promises? also no. but did it at least do right by its core constituencies? no. but when faced with great injustice, did starmer at least have the courage to condemn it? no. but did he at least refrain from actively cheering it on? no. but was the economy good? hell no. but di

[dippingbirdfursona]

Awww did building your political project around careerist back stabbing not play out the way you wanted?

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[jackvalentinepod]

Episode 1 of JACK VALENTINE, VAMPIRE DETECTIVE is available to our Patreons TODAY! 🥳

www.patreon.com/josiejaffrey

Starring Nathan Peter Grassi as Cameron Sawyer, Grace Kelly Miller as Jack Valentine, Kofi Young as Deputy Boyd and Max Windich as Hunter LeMay Alderley

Character illustrations by Nel Kingman

Jack Valentine theme music by Hedley Knights

[neitherabaron]

Hey, this cool thing I’m in is here!

It’s a queer urban fantasy crime procedural thriller, with vampires…

My guy’s called Boyle - a very strait-laced, somewhat stern, but ultimately caring, detective and squad leader. He’s got a pretty high regard for rules and correct procedure - which makes him a fun foil for Jack, our gloriously messy, chaotic loose cannon of heroine.

Episode 1 is out for Patreon subscribers right with the general release starting from Friday next week and then fortnightly until the end of August!

Hopefully if it all goes well, we’ll be back in the studio in September to record another batch of episodes - we’ll keep you posted!

For now, check it out, and let us know what you think!

[paulsrockinpagoda]

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so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

[johnthedragon]

I’m having a fucking stroke

[sjaukes]

*vaguely scottish noises*

[strictlyquadrilateral]

@gayrfalcon and i took the liberty of transcribing this:

Wenahwyt Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi ahu nextaiu Wenag’h eiahmgunnabi Gunnabi ah’an hu go’aiu Yfaiged wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi hu gextaiu Yfai h’gh eyah gunnabi Gunnabi ahuz hyntaiu

Bahud wive hun m’naiwud wive hen Mosta manm hrwufan mufeldud

Denahwat kozaimgunnabi Gunnabi ahuzwafaiu Menamun kozenfukad duha Seri pizaiu

A kluk hu’am gunnabi Gunnabi kultuiu Yfai guk wellai gunnabi Gunnabi ahuzkuldaiu

Bahud wive hudmena Hudwive hen Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi huz weloutiu Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnazhri Gunnazhri dakai nowiyu A kwunk gela gunnabi Gunnabi hu gowiyu Ena kluk kom gonnabi Gunnabi ahu kowaiu

Gona ahus ko we’i

Budhud wive hen Manahud wive hun Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Adud wive hen Mena hud wive hen Jasta du muwafen mehaldi tu

……you’re welcome

[bisopod]

[solvatochrome]

this is the funniest fucking thing anyone could ever say about revolver ocelot 

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too