Wet toast

autistic, gay AND an artist, such a great combo

[freakoutgirl]

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

[transpigeon]

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[pnglove]

[lightbulbsuwu]

Jupiter, disguised as a swan, pestering Leda, the queen of Sparta

[anxietyproblem]

[lightbulbsuwu]

this is so millennial humour, but like, yea, i feel like that too

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Mus musculus chromosome 7, clone RP24-185E6, complete sequence Common name: House Mouse

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[lightbulbsuwu]

my laptop starts panicking once in a while and i have to slap it back into submission because, motherfucker, you won't die on me when i need you the most (minecraft fairy competitions)

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I keep drawing penis...

[fluffysheeple]

there's something wrong with this tarot deck

[lightbulbsuwu]

get that community shit out of my face, i will not join anything just to like a cat post >:(

[corporation-cats]

[lightbulbsuwu]

"Usually if you say 'love', it includes putting this in..." BOY SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP YOU'RE SCARING HIM

[geniusoflove]

[lightbulbsuwu]

my peers wouldn't understand this </3

[hetaari-deactivated20230325]

Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday

[hetaari-deactivated20230325]

WRONG FUCKING IMAGE

[its-your-mind]

HAPPY MAMA MIA ITS-A WEDNESDAY WRONG FUCKING IMAGE WEDNESDAY

[lightbulbsuwu]

holy shit this challenged my brain a bit

[lightbulbsuwu]

im pissing myself laughing watching the hiiragi mix i swear im gonna explode i know it's supposed to be sad and blah blah but like, the fucking internal monologue of hiiragi is so dumb like bro just doesn't have a brain that's braining

[beachmanager]

[lightbulbsuwu]

CEOs have no right to be more bulletproof than children or homeless people or people of color or immigrants.

[lightbulbsuwu]

i had a dream i forgot my coat and scarf at a hotel and managed to convince myself that "even if i know that this is a dream, what if my coat isn't in my hanger tomorrow?" it was in my hanger.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]