found my fucking log in FINALLY
aw yiss
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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found my fucking log in FINALLY
aw yiss
Dudley calling Harry up out of the blue in a panic when his 2 year old starts showing signs of magic. Like how does he stop her from sneezing and setting the curtains on fire?
Dudley and his family visiting with the Potters at Christmas and him finally agreeing to let the kids try out James new toy broomstick that they end up crashing into him and knocking him over.
Dudley telling his parents that he’s sending their granddaughter to Hogwarts with Harry’s son Albus and that if they ever call her or Harry’s family freaks, he will never speak to them again.
Harry explaining how Wizarding currency works to Dudley when he tries to buy little Petunia’s wand with a debit card.
Harry showing Dudley and his wife around Diagon Alley, keeping them far away from Weasleys Wizard Wheezes.
Dudley congratulating his daughter on making it into Hufflepuff, whatever the hell that means.
Dudley not quite understanding what it means to be chosen as a Prefect, but being immensely proud anyways.
Dudley learning to accept what he doesn’t understand and to not be afraid of what others can do just because he can’t.
Dentition By Breed
Coatl-
Large, imposing fangs in the front of the mouth, other dentition is negligible. Swallow food whole without chewing.
Fae-
Teeth are small and easily-missed, especially by larger breeds. Bite is not particularly painful, more needly. Mainly useful for catching and holding onto insects, not inflicting any kind of injury.
Guardian-
[Badger Skull]
Features a wide array of teeth suited to the variety of foods they consume. (Also of note, Guardians have a remarkably poor sense of taste.)
Imperial-
Everything is on the menu. There is a marked preference for fish and meat, but roots, tubers, and even insects must fear an Imperial in lean times. Perhaps the true reason these giants tend not to congregate is due to how heavy a strain feeding them can put on an area.
Mirror-
Sharp teeth intended and used for tearing flesh and gnawing on bones.
Nocturne-
Small, needle-like teeth for catching small prey and insects. Somewhat similar to Fae, but not all but useless for anything besides tiny bugs.
Pearlcatcher-
Though quite different aesthetically, a Pearlcatcher’s toothless maw is very similar in structure and function to the beak of a large bird such as an ostrich or emu.
Ridgeback-
A ridgeback’s jaws can distand and snap forward to grab and devour prey. It’s usually terrifying to behold for any dragon who isn’t aware of the ability. Or those who are, really.
Skydancer-
Their ‘beaks’ are slender and relatively all-purpose for chowing down on bugs, berries, and branches.
Snapper-
With enough bite power to obliterate anything unfortunate enough to warrant biting, a Snapper has no problem chomping on plants or cracking the shells of aquatic invertebrates, or even an unlucky fish.
Spiral-
[Shrew Skull Shown]
The teeth are small, pointed, and sharp, suited to small prey of most varieties (though if asked, a Spiral will typically state that they are insectivorous, as they aren’t particularly good at eating pieces of a large carcass, and most meaty foods aren’t quite bite-sized).
Tundra-
[Musk Deer Skull]
Their teeth are well-suited to stripping vegetation of all edible matter, and their imposing tusks are useful for menacing both rivals and predators. (Anecdotal accounts circulate of Tundra eating carrion in times of starvation, but such a thing is broadly unheard of, and certainly unpleasant for the Tundra should such a thing have happened.)
Wildclaw-
[Deinonychus Skull Shown]
Sharp, fierce teeth intending to rend flesh into swallowable chunks.
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Guardians, Imperials, and Snappers are more or less the only obligate quadrupeds. Their builds don’t really allow for anything more than a momentary bipedal stance - Guardians do occasionally like to rear back in battle to show off their incredible sizes and strike fear into the opposing forces.
While it’s convenient for Ridgebacks to walk on all fours because of their massive size, they’re more capable of walking on two legs than their similarly-sized Guardian brethren, and can often be seen walking on twos while carrying something.
Pearlcatchers will sometimes walk on two legs for a similar reason as Ridgebacks, typically when carrying something like a book and quill, or their pearls. Their somewhat short torsos make this an easy task, with regards to balance.
Mirrors and Tundras are capable of adopting bipedal stances, moreso than larger dragons, but their respective standard lifestyles (pack hunting and herd grazing) favor a four-legged stance more often.
Skydancers tend to prefer the deer-like gait of their quadrupedal stance than the swaying movements their bipedal stance offers, but they have excellent balance and appear fantastically graceful in either situation.
Coatls will sometimes be seen executing a kind of wing-assisted two-legged hop to rapidly get from point A to point B, almost like the way a small bird might hop around. Beyond that, they’re usually on all fours with a lizard-like movement.
Wildclaws only adopt a quadrupedal stance when resting or leaning into the earth to scent whatever unlucky prey they’re tracking. Their powerful hind legs are built to facilitate bipedal movement at astonishing speeds.
Nocturnes don’t have a preferred stance of two legs vs four. They’re equally comfortable either way, and it’s usually up to individual preference.
Fae are almost never seen walking to begin with, flight being by far their preferred method of movement, even indoors - they’re capable of hovering in one spot. When on the ground, they tend to have a kind of darting, skittering movement, like a squirrel. They’re fond of climbing trees like squirrels, as well.
A Spiral that walks instead of looping through the air to get from one place to another is probably sick and should be looked at by the clan doctor.
I feel like this song is relevant.
I will always love the many games he worked on and never forget the cherished memories I made from playing those games.
Wow. :’c I’m so sad.
WAIT WHO DIED D:
http://kotaku.com/nintendos-president-has-passed-away-1717386412
:c
Oh geez. And he passed so young, too. D:
I feel like this song is relevant.
I will always love the many games he worked on and never forget the cherished memories I made from playing those games.
Wow. :’c I’m so sad.
WAIT WHO DIED D:
do you ever think about what you’d study at starfleet
I'd study exolinguistics.
And probably fail my courses because I'd be too busy abusing replicator privileges to try EVERY ALIEN CUISINE EVER.
/yells BUT DRIFT SHIPS THO drift/megatron, drift/rung, drift/wing, drift/rodimus, drift/ratchet, drift/perceptor, drift/swerve, drift/fortress maximus, drift/ultra magnus drift/anyone /throws a chair and screams I just love shipping this fucker
fUCK
SCREAMS
“whats tumblr? what do you do on there?”
It's a beautiful day for a stroll beneath Whiterun. Also check my side blog, not-a-skooma-dealer, if you are interested in reading the journal entries of my new Khajit gal.
That is your biggest problem right now?
Life has been kinda shitty. Anxiety issues rearing their ugly heads and what not. Last week I went two entire days without any sleep thanks to the most vivid and disturbing nightmares. Prior to that I had anxiety so severe I could not leave the house for fear of some unknown horror coming upon me. And most recently, aka yesterday, fucking toothaches so bad not even prescription pain meds could touch it. And this during shark week, too. Like just fuck me over more, body, thanks. On the bright side of things, SKYRIM. Level 59 Khajit thief, specializing in sneaking around two feet in front of enemies without being detected, and shooting shit dead with almost maxed out archery. Legendary smithing and enchanting, yo. Also awesome is yoshi's Island DS. Sadly I lost my mother's charge cord and am waiting on the replacement I ordered to come in. Sadness. Even more awesome is the girlfrand has a job now. People need to commission her so she can afford a bus pass though.
my favourite how-fucked-up-is-america story
So I had this internship in India. While there, I got sick. It wasnt a big deal, just needed an IV and some antibiotics, in and out in like three hours. I go to pay for my hospital bill (which was like $70) and the receptionist person asks me what I do/why I am in India. They find out that I am a student in America and they give me a discount because they know how poor American students are.
A discount. On my hospital bill.