...the book calls for fulgurite.

30, ny, formerly spn. ¯\_(•‿•)_/¯

[slopmaster9000]

childaborting hips

[nick--knack]

briefly taking my phone out at work and looking at images of my favourite character like im a soldier in the trenches looking at a picture of their loved one back home

[tlirsgender]

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

[dragonprincessmew]

[animentality]

[logicallyyours]

37 years until Spock’s slutty ancestor makes it with a human, setting off generations of human-vulcan relations. Oh and also a bunch of other first-contacty things, but I am an orthodox believer.

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[sagetheunwise]

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[kushblazer666]

[zmpl]

gen z new yorker: hey i’m gooning here!

millennial new yorker: hey i’m fapping here!

brony new yorker: hey i’m clopping here!

Text post by @zmpl ©️2026. All rights reserved.

[brickylittle]

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

[trippin-on-apple]

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[zedogica]

can you believe it guys? 17776! just a week away!

[pnglove]

The ocean leaves behind pieces of herself 🐚♡

[littlestpersimmon]

The Sea Foam Dragon

[detectivebrony]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.

[thegoldenissue]